This story is set just after DH, it's not really Au, except that Tonks and Remus survived the war. And discuss les miserables a bit. I still maintain the fact that les miserables is happier than Harry Potter.
"Remus" tonks said. "I'm alright Tonks." he replied. "you bloody shouldn't be. This is an act of blatant discrimination that will make your life hell." Remus shook his head. "Tonks, they have a right to be scared. Think about how many people had there livea ruined by Greyback during the war." Tonks grimaced. "that's all very well, but my family were worse. They haven't yet started making laws against any descendant of Phineas black yet." "well, it'd only be you and dromeda and teddy, narcissa and draco. Unless darling Bellatrix had a secret child." "God I hope not. The poor thing would probably be a demon incarnate" Tonks laughed. "well, we should probably read these laws and see just how bad they are."
DRCMC werewolf protection act 1998
1. No werewolf is permitted to enter Hogwarts
"agh. Well that's not a good start. But at least I had an opportunity to attend."
2. No werewolf may leave the country by muggle means.
3. Any werewolf leaving the country must seek permission from the ministry of the destination, and the British ministry.
4. No werewolf may work among muggles
5. To keep in line with the ban on breeding magical creatures all werewolves over the age of 14 must be sterilized.
"I'm so sorry Tonks. I know you wanted more children." "Remus, teddy is plenty."
6. When entering wizard only spaces, including but not limited to, Diagon alley, hogsmeade, atform 9. 3 quarters, all werewolves must were a badge of identification, these badges will be provided at the ministry on the biannual registrations check in
7. All werewolves must attend a biannual check in
8. No werewolf is permitted within the ministry except on designated check in dates
9. All werewolves must be given a mark of identification. This will be a 6 digit number on there chests.
10. Any werewolf found to be not wearing a badge in designated zones will be given a mark of identification on the forehead and wrist
11. No werewolf mat live in a muggle building
12. No werewolf may be in muggle accessible places between the hours of 6pm and 9 am.
"they had to make it muggle only because there were too many homeless werewolves to have a proper curfew"
13. All werewolves must report to the London holding centre at no later than 12pm on the full moon
14. No werewolf may engage in sexual activities with a muggle
15. No werewolf may enter a muggle restaurant, cinema, park, theater, school, or museum
16. The minimum age for sexual consent is 14. any werewolf found to have engaged in sexual activities before that age will be sterilized immediately.
17. There is no minimum wage for werewolves.
18. All werewolves must inform any potential employers of there lycanthrope
19. All employers must risk asses employing a werewolf.
20. No werewolf may inherit anything
"that was already a law. Why do you think James and Sirius never left me any."
"but Remus, these are awful. Can't we repeal them or, or something. We could protest or-" "the next law deals with protests tonks." Remus cut in glumly.
21. No werewolf may protest or strike against anything
"its a good way to shut us up." Remus said. "well. You might not be able to, but I sure as fuck can" Tonks said.
22. No werewolf may vote in an election, whether muggle or wizard.
23. No werewolf may stand for a position of political power, or serve as jury in either muggle or wizard cases
24. No werewolf may own land
25. No werewolf can hold a wand
26. No werewolf can sign any legally binding documents, unless ordered to by a ministry official.
27. No werewolf can be legally married, in either heterosexual or homosexual marriages.
"it's only official, Remus. It doesn't matter, I still mean everything, I won't forget my vows."
28. No werewolf may live in a group of werewolves with 5 or more members
29. No werewolf may raise a non lycanthropic child without the help of a human
30. No werewolf may use violence, whether physical or magical against a human, even in self defense
"Remus. This is ridiculous. I'm going to stand by you. Even if you can't, I'm going to protest, I'm going to fight for your rights." "tonks! Enough. You are just a young woman. Alone. Small. You have no political power at all, stop behaving like a child."
Tonks jumped on a chair. "you think I'm little. Well, I might be short but little people can do a bloody lot you know." then Tonks began to sing. Badly, and totally off key.
"This only goes to show what little people can do And little people know when little people fight We may look easy pickings but we've got some bite So never kick a dog because he's just a pup We'll fight like twenty armies and we won't give up So you'd better run for cover when the pup grows up"
Remus looked confused. "is that frome les miserables?" he asked. "you know the crazy film that's supposed to be sad but they live happily ever after with the woman who looks like your aunt?"
"Remus. You just called Les miserables happy. That must be a sign of severe hurt."
Remus scowled. "but Cossete and the one who looks like Newt scamander -" "Marius pontmercy" "whatever. They live happily ever after. In the films thenardier and the bitch who looks like your aunt live happily ever after too" "apart from the fact that their daughter is dead." tonks cut in.
"Remus. I mean it though. I'm not letting those bullies break you. You are going to live happily ever after with no restrictions. I swear it."