Far across the cosmos of space there was a beautiful planet known as Earth. Earth is a beautiful planet filled with many lands and oceans. It was here on this planet there was this large piece of land known as the United States. The United States was made up of fifty different territories one of which was the state of Michigan.
Inside of Michigan there was the small town of Royal Woods. Royal Woods was an average sized town, filled with your average people trying their best to live their lives. Royal Woods had everything one would expect of a small town including its own school district, mom and pop shops, unique restaurants, and so much more. Despite the uniqueness of Royal Woods and its people there was one family in particular that stood out above the rest.
The family in question being the Loud family...which was made up of thirteen individuals. The parents and there whopping eleven children.
The parents are Lynn Loud Sr and his wife Rita Loud.
Lynn Sr is the proud owner and head chef of his own restaurant known as Lynn's Table. Lynn is also the one in charge of cooking for his family and works hard to come up with new recipes, even when his family finds his dishes disgusting.
Rita Loud on the other hand is a dental assistant to the resident dentist of Royal Woods Dr. Feinstein. Rita is also an aspiring writer who always looks for new inspiration for her books and hopes to one day write a best seller.
Both Lynn Sr and Rita are very much in love, even after having spent so many years together. Both are also the proud parents of their eleven children.
The oldest daughter and first born is Lori Loud. Lori is a senior at Royal Woods high School, where she is a member of the school's golf team. Lori is the one who keeps order in the Loud household, even her rowdy siblings in line. She also dreams of graduating high school and attending Fairway University, playing on the school's golf team while at the same time attending University with her longtime boyfriend Roberto "Bobby" Santiago.
The second oldest is Leni Loud. Leni is a fashionista an aspiring fashion designer with the unique ability to make clothes out of almost any material. Leni is not very smart academically of even StreetWise but more than makes up with it with her heart of gold, always putting others before herself in most situations.
The third oldest is Luna Loud. Luna is a skilled musician and vocalist who can play pretty much any instrument and is extremely good and coming up with her own unique songs. Luna dreams of making it big with her music, and hopes to one day be in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame along with her idol and inspiration Mick Swagger. Luna is also in a sort of relationship with her friend Sam Sharp, who is also a fellow member of the school Royal Woods high school music club.
The fourth oldest is Luan Loud. Luan is an aspiring comedian who always try to put a smile on everyone's face, even when most of her jokes are not that funny as very few people mainly her father share her sense of humor. Luan also runs her own Small Time entertainment business as she's usually entertaining kids parties to make money. She is also in a blossoming relationship with her fellow member of the Royal Woods high School theater club Benny.
The fifth oldest of the Loud siblings is Lynn Loud Jr. Lynn is a competitive athlete who is quite skilled when it comes to sports ping the ace player on every single sports team she is apart of. Lynn is also extremely superstitious always doing good luck rituals before and after games to ensure victory for her team, not mattering if she is playing the game or simply watching the game on TV.
The seventh oldest and sixth oldest daughter is Lucy Loud. Lucy is a member of the Royal Woods elementary School morticians club as she is very much into goth culture. Lucy has the unique ability of appearing seemingly out of nowhere although she claims she is just very quiet and doesn't have much of a presence. Lucy is an aspiring poet, always trying to find inspiration and rhymes for her poetry.
Next are the twins of the Loud family, Lana and Lola Loud. Despite being twins these two sisters were completely different.
Lana Loud is a tomboy in every sense of the way as she likes things gross, greasy, and muddy. Lana is also a skilled mechanic, so good in fact that she is in charge of maintaining vanzilla, the Loud family's main mode of transportation. Lana also loves animals has not mattering if their domestic or wild as she usually brings all sorts of creatures home to take care of including rats, snakes, and her personal favorite her frog Hops.
Lola Loud on the other hand is a girly girl. Lola loves everything you would expect for for a girl her age like unicorns, princesses, tea parties, glitter, and anything pink. Lola is also a local star in the pageant circuit, having been Little Miss Royal Woods for several years in a row.
The second youngest of the loud siblings is Lisa Loud. Lisa despite only being four years old is extremely intelligent for her age, even being smarter than most adults. Lisa is a child prodigy who already has a PhD and a junior Nobel prize.
The youngest of the Loud siblings is Lily Loud, who is only a year old. Despite being only a year old Lily has full cognitive ability fully understanding the world around her and able to understand what people say. Lily also seems to be showing talent in art, as she can create unique creations by finger painting.
Finally there is the middle child of the Loud family, the only son/brother Lincoln Loud. Despite having been born with natural white hair Lincoln is the most normal of his siblings, having interests that are expected of his age. Lincoln likes everything one would expect an eleven-year-old to like like pizza, comic books, video games, magic, and so much more. While not being the fastest or strongest of the Loud siblings, Lincoln is incredibly smart as he always has a plan in case anything goes wrong and many would argue that out of all the Loud siblings Lincoln is the second smartest just being behind his genius of a sister Lisa.
Currently Lincoln was sitting on the porch of a messy house that he called his home. Lincoln was currently waiting for his family to return as they went to Lynn's roller derby tournament.
"...Oh hey I didn't see you guys there in case you guys there. As you people already know I'm Lincoln Loud and you're probably asking yourselves right now, Lincoln what are you doing outside waiting on the porch? Well it's a long story so take a seat."said Lincoln as he took a moment to fix his throat before continuing.
"So many of you are probably saying Lincoln are you still outside after that "bad luck" incident, well the short answer is no I managed to convince my family after...alot of planning that I was not bad luck. I even managed to convince them to stop making me wear that stupid squirrel costume."said Lincoln as he was doing breathing techniques to calm his nerves as he did not like thinking about the "bad luck" incident.
"No the reason I'm outside is because I simply did not want to go to Lynn's roller derby tournament and let's just say it did not sit well with the rest of my family."said Lincoln as he recalled the conversation he had with his family a few hours earlier.
[Flashback]
"Oh come on guys what's the big deal?!"Yelled Lincoln as he was standing in front of the rest of his family.
"Are you kidding Stinkcoln! This is literally the roller derby championship and you actually have the nerve to say to my face that you don't want to go!"snarled Lynn, who was clenching her fists in anger.
"Well yeah I'm tired. I mean so far I've goon to Leni's charity fashion show, Lola's Little Miss Royal Woods pageant, Luna's concert, Luan's act at the Royal Woods theater, Lucy's gig at the Burnt Bean, Lisa's award ceremony, Lori's golf game, Lana's mutton busting competition, and even Lily's thumb sucking contest!"
"Then what's the problem with going to my roller derby tournament?!"Asked Lynn.
"Because I've never been to one of your roller derby tournaments and I know for a fact that if by some slim margin you lose you going to blame me!"Responded Lincoln who was trying to contain his fury.
"Oh come on I wouldn't do that!"Yelled Lynn, who was slightly offended her brother would even think that.
"Oh come on, you know it's the truth do I need to remind you guys about the "bad luck" incident."reminded Lincoln causing everyone to scratch the back of their necks, minus Lily who had nothing to do with it.
"We already apologized for that Lincoln, so stop bringing it up."Ordered Lori.
"Yeah even I apologize then I almost never apologize to no one!"Yelled Lola.
"Yeah dude I know we messed up badly but cut us some slack already."said Luna, putting in her two cents.
Lincoln pinched the bridges of his nose before continuing.
"You guys locked me outside, sold all of my belongings, and made me wear that stupid squirrel costume for a long while remember!"Yelled Lincoln surprising his family.
"So what! You are the one who started it when you lied about being bad luck."defended Lynn, who was not backing down.
"Yeah I know I'd share some of the blame but at least I would never have done that to you guys."
"Come on dude, let it go it's water under the bridge."
"You know what there's no point in arguing this I'm not going and that's final."said Lincoln as he started going up the stairs.
"Come on sport, you need to be there we are a family that supports each other."said Lynn Sr
"Dad,... I know you guys have no problem going to all of their events, but I just want to stay home I mean are crying out loud everyone needs a break once in awhile."said Lincoln.
"Well fine if you don't want to go to my tournament then don't go! See if I care."Yelled Lynn as she in the rest of the family begin to exit the house to make their way to Vanzilla.
Lincoln decided to see you at see them off so he walked to the front porch and wave goodbye just as the van left for Lynn's tournament.
As soon as the van was out of sight Lincoln turn around to walk back inside, but as soon as he tried to open the door he realized it was locked.
"Dang it Lynn!"screamed Lincoln as he knew his sister most likely did this as payback for not going to her tournament.
[Flashback End]
"So yeah the reason I'm outside is because I didn't want to go to my sisters tournament so as payback she locked the door that as soon as I closed effectively trapped me outside. Now I've tried the back door which is also closed and all the windows which are all sealed shut. So now I have to wait outside until they come back, which will be a while since they're most likely going to go out celebrating after her victory. The worst part of it is I can't even confront Lynn because I have no proof she was the one who did this and even if I did knowing my family they would side with her."said Lincoln as he looked towards the horizon of the sky.
"Let let me tell you guys if not easy living in a house where it's always ten vs one, because with those odds you'll never win."said Lincoln as he turned around to look inside.
From the window Lincoln was standing in front of he could see the Loud sibling trophy case that was sitting next to the dining table in the dining room.
'Its not fair! Why were my sisters born with talent while I wasn't?! I mean look at all of those trophies in my sisters have. Lori's golf trophies, Leni's fashion designer trophies, Luna's awards for best musician. Luan's comedy and acting trophies, Lynn's sports trophies, Lucy's awards for poetry, Lana's wrangling medals, Lola's pageant crowns, Lisa's Junior Nobel prize, and even Lily has trophies for thumb-sucking. But what about me I mean look all I have is that pathetic most improved brother trophy. If anything that was more of a pity trophy more than anything that I got for my sisters who felt sorry for me.' thought Lincoln as he turned away from the windows the sit back on the porch steps.
"When am I going to finally discover my talent and use it in a to accomplish something grand so that I can finally earned a trophy and earn my place on that case along with everyone else? When is it going to be my time to shine? Man I know for a fact Lynn will win her stupid tournament and come home with another trophy to put into that case."
Lincoln just sat on the porch as he continued waiting for his family to return what she knew would take a while because they would most likely celebrate after Lynn's victory
"Maybe I was being unfair to Lynn, I went to my other sister's events so why didn't I go to hers? Maybe I was just jealous because she has so much talent while I don't. As soon as they get home I'll apologize and we can put this behind us."said Lincoln who was building up the resolve to confront his sister and apologized for his actions.
[Royal Woods Roller Derby]
"Well I just can't believe it, after such a close game the Royal Woods Roller Queens have lost the Michigan State roller derby championship tournament despite having the home field advantage, can you believe it Pep!"said the announcer as the out-of-town roller team were celebrating their victory.
"Eh I was kind of surprised but not really that surprised, the Great Lake City Amazon's were the favorite to win this year."Responded Pep as the Amazons got their trophy from the referee, causing them to cheer like crazy.
Meanwhile the Roller Queens were sulking at their loss,... besides there ace player Lynn who was glaring at the enemy team with eyes full of fury.
"Let it go Lynn, believe me I'm just as angry as you are that we lost but it happens."said Margo, Lynn's teammate and beat friend.
"Let it go?! LET IT GO?! Margo don't you remember how hard you me and the rest of us trained for this event by pummeling our bodies against one another to withstand pain! I even did all of my lucky rituals before the game so how on Earth am I going to let this go!"Screamed Lynn, scaring her teammates.
"I know who to blame, it's my brother Lincoln! He threw my game off all because he wanted to stay home when he went to the rest of my family's events. Oh just you wait until I get my hands on you Stinkcoln!"
"Lynn I don't think is fair or even rational."said Margo, but the rest of her team give it a look that said don't bother on their faces as Lynn threw her helmet on the ground in frustration.
Meanwhile in the stands the rest of the Loud family we're just as surprised of the outcome as everyone else.
"Dudes Lynn is not going to be happy!"Yelled Luna, as she knew this was not good.
"Like yeah, if I were her I would totally blame someone."said Leni,
"And we all know who she's going to blame once we get home."said Lola as everyone else came to the same conclusion as they knew who that person would be.
[The Loud House]
Meanwhile as Lynn was throwing her fit in anger Lincoln, who was completely oblivious to what had transpired sneezed.
"Huh, is it allergy season already?"said Lincoln as he was scratching his nose before looking back into the horizon.
"I wonder what my special talent is?"said Lincoln has he looked up to the sky.
Hey guys CMtiger97 here. As many of you know this is the restored version of my story my niece accidentally deleted my chapters after messing with my device. So here is the chapter of my fixed story that I decided to mega evolve my story by making it better as my niece said in her exact words.
"Uncle this story is good but I know you could make it better."
So here is the story and it's 2.0 version and I hope you enjoy it.