I am sitting on my couch watching TV and then I heard a knock at the door. I got my ass up and answered. It was Lola. "What is your bitch ass doing here?" I asked. "I wanna spend time with you." she said. "Wanna join my tea party?" "Sorry but I'm not interested in drinking out of a little ass cup with straight air." "Oh no. It's gonna be real tea." said Lola. "Oh really?" I asked. "What kinda tea is it then?" "Unsweet tea." "Bitch, what you say?" Oh hell no. I'm not drinking that nasty ass shit." I gave her a disgusted look. "But, LN, you and my friends can have a nice conversation." she said. "And by friends, you mean your stuffed animals right?" She nodded yes and I slammed the door in her face. She knocked on the door again. "Motherfucker, if you don't get your little ass off my porch." I try to get her to leave by talking shit but she wouldn't budge. "All right. The hell with this." I pulled out my glock and the sound of the gun made her run away. "That's what I thought bitch." I go back to the couch and continued to watch TV.

Later, I was getting bored as hell as usual. I turned the TV off and went outside. I decided to go to the basketball court and shoot some hoops. I shot around a little bit just to make sure I can get buckets when someone plays me. Ironically enough, Lynn showed up and she wanted a rematch. "You got lucky last time fam." she said. "This time, I won't go easy on you." "Ok then. Say no more." I said as I get ready to face her. Since I won last time, I let her get ball first. As soon as I checked it, she did some fake ass Allen Iverson dribble moves and I easily stole the ball from her. "Bitch, you ain't AI." I said in a scoff. "I can be." she said. "All I gotta do is practice." "Practice. We talking bout practice." I drove to the basket and slammed it with one hand. "What was that move?" she asked "The I just stole from your bitch ass and dunked it." She chuckled and checked the ball to me. I tried to dribble around her but she locked me up. I shot the ball but it popped out of the rim. "Mannnn, that's some bullshit." She got the rebound and took it behind the 3-point line. She shot the 3 and made it. She did the Melo celebration after that. "Beat that bro." she said. "Don't worry. I will" Like last time, we went back and forth until it was tied again and she had the ball. She did some more dribble moves but I made her pick it up. She had to shoot so she shot it before I could block it and it somehow went in. "Game." she said after wiping the sweat off her face. "That was a good shot." I said as I shook her hand. We both went home and I took my ass straight to bed after I showered.

The next day I got my ass up and made myself some breakfast. After I ate breakfast, I put some clothes on. I had on a Kobe Bryant jersey with a t-shirt, athletic shorts, and black and red J's. I go outside and I hop in my black and red '70 Camaro. I drive to work as fast as I can because I am a speed demon and I don't give a fuck. As soon as I got to work and parked, I went inside casually and I greeted everyone that I fuck with at work. After I do all that bullshit, I started to do work for 8 long ass boring hours. It was so boring, I had to drink a can of monster to keep my ass awake. After work, I hop back in my car and I went to the Loud House. I park my car and knock on the door. Lincoln answered. " What the fuck do you want?" he asked. "First of all, who the fuck do you think you're talking to?" I said. "Second off all, if you're talking to me, I'm not gonna hesitate to beat your scrawny ass up in front of your family." Whoa. Chill. I was just playing." he said. "That's what the fuck I thought bitch." I said as I go inside.

I start to do the boring ass work stuff for 8 long ass hours and then I went back home. When I pulled up to my house, I saw Chandler and his friends throwing toilet paper it. I get out the car and said, "Mannn get y'all Ed Edd n Eddy looking asses on somewhere before this shit gets ugly. "Oh yeah? You and what army?" asked Chandler. "I know your unibrow having ass did not just say that." I said pulling out a bushmaster and an M16. They ran like little bitches as soon as they heard me load them. "That's what I thought pussies." I put them away, clean the bullshit off the house, and go inside. I go to my bookshelf and grabbed a book. Am I gonna read it? Hell naw. I threw the random ass book out the window and I took my tired ass to bed immediately. A few hours after my motherfucking nap, I got my bitch ass up and I drunk some water. I throw the bottle away and I blast some Three 6 Mafia on my big ass speakers. The sound was so damn loud, most of my neighbors including the Louds wanted me to turn it down. "Hell naw." I said as I kept blasting the loud ass music that scared everyone except one person away. It was Luna Loud. She wanted to play some music with me since she's the most talented out of all of them. I just shrugged and I continued to play rap while she rocks out on her axe.

After a long ass jam session, Luna goes and Lola comes in. "What the fuck does your little ass want?" I asked "I'm having another tea party with all of my friends and I was wondering if you would like to come." she said. "First of all, what the fuck do I look like going to a 6-year old's fake ass tea party. Second of all, what friends? The only friends I see around you are your God damn stuffed animals." "So what are you saying, LN?" "I'm saying NO motherfucker! I'm a grown ass man going to a pretend tea party with a kid that looks like she watches "Sophia the First" on Disney Junior." I was about to slap the fuck outta her but I didn't wanna go to jail so I just push her outside and slam the door. She knocked on the door again. "Mannn what now?!" I angrily open the door and she said, "It's gonna be fuuun." Just because you say it like that doesn't mean I'm changing my mind. As Fuzzy Lumpkins would say, GET OFF OF MY PROPERTY!" I throw her on the sidewalk and slam my door. "I swear if anyone else knock on my-" Ironically enough, there was another knock on my door. "Hey LN, it's me, Luan." "If you're tryna come in and pull a prank on me, I'm not falling for that shit." She had her equipment behind her back and she said, "Dang it" she walked away and I took my ass to bed.

The next day, I got in contact with Ronnie Anne. "Yo what up LN." she said. "Nothing much fam. Just chilling." I said. "That's what's up. Why are you calling me?" "I'm gonna rob a big ass bank and I was wondering if you wanna help. I'll give you 50% of the cut." "How much we talkin?" "$1,000,000." "Alright LN, you convinced me. You're gonna have to come and get me though. I don't think my family trust me going out on my own." Her family made sure she never went out on her own again so they changed the lock for the window. "Alright Ronnie. I got you." I hang up the phone, grab my equipment, put it in the car, and I started to drive to Great Lakes City. I pull up at Ronnie Anne's house and I knock on the door. Rosa Casagrande answers. "Why hello there. What brings you here?" she asked. "What up. Is Ronnie Anne home?" I asked. "Yes she is. Who's asking?" "I'm a friend of hers." she gave me a concerned look. "Can you just let me in? I need to talk to her about... stuff." she shrugs and said, "OK" I go inside and I see her family just minding their business and not paying attention to me. I go up to Ronnie Anne's door and I knock. She answers and she signals me to come in as I shut the door behind me. "Alright LN, what's the plan?" she asked. I pull out blueprints of the plan and I explained it to her. "Sounds good. But my fam won't let me leave the house because of what I did last time." "Don't worry. I said. "I got this." Me and Ronnie Anne go out the room and we go to the door and Rosa stopped us. "Where do you 2 think you're going?" she asked "We're going to the arcade then she has to help me run a Hell of a lot of errands. "Ok. Just be careful." she then goes back to cleaning.

Me and her hop in my car and drive to the bank. I park around the back. "All right. Let's do this shit." I said. We put on our ski masks and get out the car. I open the trunk, hand her an AK47, and I get an M4. I grabbed the equipment and we go to the back door. I pull out a grenade, take the pin out, place it on the ground, and we stepped back like James Harden. The grenade blew up the door and we go inside. When we got inside, I hack the safe and when we opened it, there was all the cash. We both scattered and got all the money as fast as we can. After we grab it all, we go to the exit and get in the car. "That was too easy." I said. Unfortunately, there were witnesses and they saw what we did. Before they pull out their phones to dial 911, I grab my gun and shot all of them in the head. We both grab the bodies and put them in the dumpster. We drove away after we did that. "LN, I can't go home with this money." she said. "I got you fam." I said. We pull up at her house and I climbed up the ladder that lead to her bedroom window. "Knock on your door." she knocks on the door and once again, Rosa answers. "Well those were some quick errands." she said. "Yep. Since I tagged along for the ride, things went a little bit quicker." said Ronnie Anne. She goes in and goes straight to her room to open the window. She opens it and throw the bag inside and she catches it. "Where do I put this fam?" she asked. "Just put it under your bed or something." I said "I gotta bounce before my ass get caught" As she hides the bag, I climb down the ladder, hop in my car, and drove home.

When I pulled up to my house, I noticed Luan was here because there were pies, toilet paper, and rotten ass food all over my crib. "So you pranked me anyway huh railroad tracks?" I said with an evil grin on my face. As soon as I cleaned everything up, I get back in my car and I drove to the Loud's house. I get out and knock on the door. Lincoln answers. "Hey LN, what's up." he said, "Is Luan home?" I asked. "Yeah. She's in her room. Why?" "Let's just say she pranked me. Now I'm getting revenge." As soon as he heard that, he let me in. I go upstairs and straight up to her and Luna's room. "Hey LN" said Luna "Sup Luna" I said. I saw Luan on her bed and she tried to run. "GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!" I grabbed her by the shirt. "Wait, LN, it was all a joke." she said. "SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH!" I knock her ass out, carry her out the house, and throw her in the car, and I drive back to my house. I pull up to my crib, grab her body and go inside. I go down to my basement, put her in a chair, and I tie her up. She then wakes up and saw that she was tied up. "What the heck. Why am I tied up?!" she shouted as I bitch slap the fuck outta her. "Be quiet bitch." I said. She had tears in her eyes. "You already know why you're here hoe. You had the nerve to fuck up my house while I was gone. Is there a reason why, Luan? Hm?" she quivered in fear. "SPEAK MOTHERFUCKER!" I shouted and she said, "Because I wanted to prank someone different since I already pranked my whole family." "WHAT?! Why me though?!" "Because I kinda... wanted to." "Oh you wanted to huh? Bet" I grabbed a bat. "Uh... we're about to play baseball?" she asked. "Yep. Definitely." I said. I hit both of her knees with the bat. "OW!" she cried. "Nigga that didn't hurt. Suck it up pussy." "It did hurt." "Oh you talking back? OK." I grab a wrench and I hit her in the mouth fucking up her braces. "Shut your damn mouth hoe." she started crying even more. "You know what? I don't got time for all this shit. I pull out my glock and point it to her face. "You better give me a reason to not blow your brains out. I'm gonna count to 3 and I better hear something before I pull this damn trigger." she gulped and quivered in fear. "1...2..." "OK. OK. I'm sorry LN. I'm sorry for pranking you! I'll never do it again. I promise! Please just let me go." she cried like a little bitch when she said that. "That's what I thought hoe." I said as I put the gun away. As soon as I untied her, I carried her outside and threw her in my car. I drive back to the Loud's and I threw her ass on the front door and I drove back home. I went inside and I watched T.V for the rest of the day.

Meanwhile at Great Lakes City, Ronnie Anne has the bag hiding under her bed and her grandma knocked on the door. She asks, "Ronnie Anne, are you OK in there?" "Yes abuela. I'm good." she said. She gets away from the door and Ronnie Anne gets the bag from under the bed and starts counting the money. "One day, I'm gonna move out of this crowded ass place and I'll have my own to chill in." she said to herself. She puts the money bag under the bed and then she gets in it to go to sleep.

The End