Ok, so I know that there are thousands of other fanfics like this, but this one is purely for humorous purposes, ok?

Disclaimer: I don't own any PJO characters, and I definitely did not create Hamilton songs. :(

(3rd POV)

Percy and Annabeth were having a perfectly normal day. And that was the problem. See, it was like there was some ancient rule that prevented any demigod from having a normal day. In fact, even have a semi-normal day was out of the question.

So, Annabeth and Percy really shouldn't have been surprised when they were whisked away to Olympus. They really shouldn't have been surprised. And yet they were.

"Percy? Annabeth?" A voice called out. Annabeth's eyes narrowed.

"Reyna?" She asked confused, "What are you doing here? What are we doing here?"

"I don't know." confessed Reyna, "I was busy patrolling Rome with Frank, and suddenly we just landed up here."

Ten more people fell out of the sky, and conveniently, the all fell on Percy.

"Gah!" exclaimed Percy, obviously in pain. "I think you guys broke my back!"

"Actually, we didn't because-"

"Shut up, Will." Almost everyone groaned at him, with the exception of Hazel, Annabeth, and Reyna.

"Leo? Hazel? Calypso? Nico? Will? Piper? Jason? Thalia? Rachel? What happened to you guys?" Annabeth asked.

"Wait, lemme guess: You guys were magically transported here too, weren't you?" Percy guessed.

Leo looked at him, awe-struck. "How did you-" he started, before Percy cut him off.

"Same thing happened to us." He gestured towards Annabeth and him.

"And us!" Frank pointed out, gesturing to Reyna and him.

"But, who did this?" asked Piper.

Someone laughed. Instantly, everyone was on guard. Percy was holding Riptide, Annabeth was clutching her dagger, Reyna was holding her roman weapon, Leo was swinging a flaming hammer, Will was holding whistle, Calypso made fists, Hazel took put her sparta, Jason was holding a sword, Thalia was holding a bow and arrow, Rachel was holding a blue hairbrush, and Frank turned into a Polar Bear.

"I did this." A dark figure emerged from the shadows, and to everyone's surprise, it was...

APOLLO!

Will groaned, "Dad, what do you want?"

Apollo smiled, "A singing contest! Each of you will get a completely random song from Hamilton, and when you sing it, you will instantly know the lyrics! I got Hecate to help me with this, so now she's one of the judges! The other judge is Aphrodite."

Piper groaned at the mention of her mom, and everyone else had started protesting about the 'singing' part.

"What I don't get-" started Annabeth," is why it's from Hamilton."

Apollo smiled, and his smile was so bright, that everyone had to look away. "I thought you would've remembered this! Today is January 11th, the day that Hamilton was born!"

"But why now?" asked Reyna.

"I was bored. Usually there would be other contests to judge by now, but all contests have been closed for some reason."

It was clear that Apollo was that 'some reason'.

"So... Who's going to go first? Actually, I shouldn't ask! I already know, being the god of prophecy and all! Percy Jackson, you're coming up to sing now!"

Aphrodite and Hecate magically appeared. Percy gulped, wondering what his song was going to be...

This took me half an hour to write! So, who do you want singing next? And what Hamilton song do you want the person to sing? It can be very personal, or something completely different to their personalities! Astound me!