Diary of a simpy kid
Monday
So one day I was scrolling through twitch and I found this streamer called pokemain. So I donated my grandpa's inheritance to her and she didn't even say my name.
Tuesday
So my mommy found out that I got the visa and she told me that I was a disappointment and a freaking simp. So I grabbed a pocket knife and stabbed her 69 times. So then I took her visa and donated 6,969 thousand dollars to pokemain.
Wednesday
The police came to my house and arrested me for 420 years because I am a sex offender. Then I went to prison and got a cell with Tyrone. And he asked me if I had games on my phone. And I told him no so he pulled out his pp and said he had herpes and slapped me in the face so I would get mega herpes
Thursday
Now that I have mega herpes I had to go to the mega herpes hospital. And the doctors told me I have two days so I shot him and the judge gave me 80 more years.
Friday
So I went back to prison with Tyrone but he didn't want to give me head so I got my anime body pillow out and it gave me head and after that, I cried my self to sleep because of how much of a degenerate I am and also I wasn't able to nut to pokemain.
Saturday
Today I asked Tyrone to slap me and he pulled his pp out and slapped me so hard that I got knocked out. When I woke up I nutted to pokemain. And I still had my mommys visa so I donated 2828628758714871587 dollars to pokemain and said i nutted to you and she said my name and called the police but lucky for me I'm already in prison so get clapped.
Sunday
Today is the big day when I get executed the guard asked me what I wanted my final meal to be and I said Tyrone's cheeks and he said something else so I pulled the uzi on him and said i want Tyrone's cheeks. He said right away. And I ate those cheeks like there was no tomorrow because there was no tomorrow. And after that, I was executed by an electric chair. When I found my mommy in hell she said you are degenerate filth so I pulled out my body pillow and suffocated her with my crusty body pillow.
The end