"Oka, you do realise that what you just said is factually incorrect,in the worst possible way?"
"What?"
"There is simply no scientifc evidence for anything, ANYTHING you just said."
"What over the past half hour made you think I care about scientific evidence?"
"I don't, and that is half of why I'm angry. Because I don't know why you believe the stuff your head makes up. I dont know why you draw the paranormal into every single thing. I have yet to see someone who can pick something up off of the internet, pass it off as fact right away so well. So please, please tell me why, what standards do you have? What stops you for believing everything you come into contact with?"
"Well, I guess The Occult-"
"What in the wide world of spirts and people who think Harry Potter is real life have to say about STALKING TWO SISTERS FOR A GREAT AMOUNT OF TIME?"
"Well, for one they tried to attack me-"
"With their fangs? Well let me tell you for the last fucking time that THEY DO NOT HAVE FANGS. IN NO WORLD IN ANY PART OF THE UNIVERSE DO THE BASU SISTERS HAVE FANGS FOR SUCKING BLOOD! THEY JUST DONT! WE HAVE CHECKED!"
"They are hidden."
brief session of breathing though the nose*
"Ran?"
"Yes?"
"Call Saikou."
"Ok."
"Oka?"
""
"You may leave."