This is the first fanfiction I have actually completed, so I hope you enjoy it. I got the idea for this fanfiction from my brother, who thought it would be funny if All Might worked at McDonald's. I wrote this fanfiction in quarantine. Special thanks to Voidless Prince. He is an amazing writer and I want to thank him for his wonderful advice.
It has been 6 months since the defeat of the League of Villains. Most of Japan's major villains have been arrested, leading to peace and prosperity. However, when there is peace and prosperity, there isn't any need for superheroes and quirks, leading to most superheroes becoming unemployed.
"Shit!" thought Toshinori as he read his medical bills, "There hasn't been anyone to save in months! How do those vampires expect me to pay this?" Then, Toshinori started to go over his options in his head. "I know!" Toshinori thought, "I'll get a part-time job at McDonald's."
"Shouldn't you be saving someone or something?" a bored McDonald's manager asked All Might while reading his resume. "You can't save the day if there's nothing to save." responded All Might. "You're hired," said the manager, "just go to the register and get out of my sight."
Toshinori stood angrily at a McDonald's register, remembering to add the manager to his list of people who knew his secret. Then, an explosive, porcupine-haired teen Toshinori knew as Katsuki Bakugo came up to the register. "Hey! Old Man! Get me a Triple Whopper, a large fry, and a Mtn. Dew!" screamed Bakugo. "No." responded Toshinori. "Please?" asked Bakugo. "I said no. We don't serve Whoppers or Mtn. Dew at McDonalds. Why don't you order somethi…" said Toshinori. "I said I want a Triple Whopper, a large fry, and a Mtn. Dew, and I intend to get it! Don't you care about your customers?" yelled back Bakugo. "I do care about my customers," lied Toshinori, "we just don't serve Whoppers at McDonalds. If I were to serve you food from our competitors, I could get fired." This angered Bakugo to the max. "I don't care, old man." he screamed, then he used his quirk to set the register on fire. "Have a nice day!" said Bakugo as he ran out of the restaurant.
The smoke detectors started blaring. Toshinori quickly ran to the back of the restaurant, grabbed a fire extinguisher, turned into All Might, and set out the massive flames coming from the restaurant. "Never fear, citizens, for I am here! Go beyond, plus ultra!" he said, before going back to the kitchen and transforming back into Toshinori.
5 minutes later, a group of tiny green midgets resembling Shrek walked up to the register. "How may I help you?" Toshinori asked the midget. "We would like ten of your finest hamburgers, swimming in Knorfka sauce, por favor." said a Shrek midget with a crown. "Can you repeat that last thing?" asked Toshinori. "Por favor?" asked the midget. "No. The sauce thing." replied Toshinori. "You silly earthlings. Knorfka sauce is a popular tomato paste yalls enjoy to smother your burgers in." "You must mean ketchup. That'll be $10." said Toshinori. "Is this enough?" asked the alien, handing Toshinori a $100 bill. "That's plenty. I'll bring those burgers right out to you." said Toshinori. "Thank you, kindly human" said the midget. After the green midgets got their burgers, they ran outside, then disappeared into a bunch of heat waves. Just then, what felt like an earthquake rattled the area for about 3 seconds. That is when Toshinori realized he just served hamburgers to aliens.
Next, a crazy metalhead with long hair ran into the restaurant. Before Toshinori had a chance to say his usual "How can I help you today?", the metalhead half sang, half screamed "Get me a Grand Mac with lots of Mustard. MUSTARD!", then blasted some loud guitar solo. "Ok, sir. I'll get you your sandwich, just please don't assault my eardrums any longer. That'll be $6." The metalhead gave Toshinori a $10, then started blasting more guitar solos. Then, a hyperactive Karen approached Toshinori. "How dare you allow that evil satan worshipper to eat at this establishment!" she screamed, "I want to talk to your manager!" "Ma'am." responded Toshinori, "He doesn't have to stop. He can like whatever music he wants." Then, she proceeded to slap Toshinori in the face before running to the manager's office.
The manager had earbuds in. The earbuds were so loud anybody could hear them blasting "Angel of Death" by Slayer. "How dare you allow evil satan worshippers in this restaurant?" Karen screamed at the manager. The manager didn't hear her. That is when Karen noticed that the manager was listening to the most satanic band of the 1980's. "You haven't heard the end of this!" she screamed, before running out of the restaurant. By this point the metalhead had left the restaurant.
The rest of the day was pretty normal after that. People came and went like they usually did. However, one event at the very end of Toshinori's shift almost caused the death of the whole restaurant. Toshinori was finishing up helping a customer, when he noticed that the restaurant suddenly got extremely chili. Toshinori went to turn up the heat, and realized that it was at 80 degrees fahrenheit (that's 27 degrees for anyone who isn't a silly American). This confused Toshinori. Then, the customer screamed "WERE TRAPPED UNDER ICE!" Toshinori looked outside and saw a huge dome of ice surrounding the restaurant. Toshinori made a decision. "Never fear, citizens, for I am here to Go Beyond! Plus Ultra!" All Might screamed. Then, he punched a giant hole in the ice dome so the customers could get out safely. The customers all fled the restaurant, now believing the restaurant to be cursed. However, All Might knew the truth. He ran around the restaurant, finding Bakugo and Todoroki. All Might yelled "You two are getting a plus ultra punishment!" Bakugo and Todoroki tried to run, but failed. All Might was faster. All Might quickly took Todoroki and Bakugo to jail, where they were sentenced to a year in prison. After that, All Might quit his part time job at McDonald's for reasons currently unknown.