BOOOMM SHHWWOOOOOPP GHHSHHHSHGHHHGSHGGH!

HOLY SHIT!

The balance has been broken!11

Chrono and Trigger have experienced a shift in their power level!

If no one does anything about it, Chrono is gonna be outclassed by Trigger very soon! But who is able to do anything about it, though?

Is there anyone with power so huge, that they can restore balance in the world of Chrono Trigger?

Actually, there is. Jesus fucking Christ, if not for him the world would be destroyed.

Ladies and gentleman, enter Crono! He's a dude from a small village, who just really liked the word Chrono so much that he changed his name to Crono, why not. And he liked Dragon Ball so much that he actually underwent several hundred plastic surgeries to make himself look like Goku from that show.

The adventure starts now!

Crono woke up in the morning and felt some weird tickling on his ballsack.

"Hmm, this isn't normal… better ask my grandpa if he knows anything about this phenomenon."

Crono ran to his grandpa's house. He was the elder of the Hidden Leaf Village.

"Grandpa! When I woke up today, I felt a gentle wind on my scrotum, do you…"

"Ah, I see." His Grandpa, Onorc, interrupted him, "So you felt it too…"

"What? What are you talking about grandpa, are your ballsack and mine connected?"

"They are connected, yes… but not to each other. Our balls are connected to and powered by the energy of two major forces in the universe: Chrono and Trigger."

"Really?!" Crono exclaimed, "I always knew our balls had a chunk of their energy inside, but I didn't know we were connected to those forces…"

"Well, it doesn't really matter at this point. It's a long story, and I don't think we have much time…"

"What's going on, Grandpa? Did something happen to Chrono and Trigger?"

"Hmm.. yes. The weird feeling on your balls is a proof of it. Most likely there was a shift in power, between Chrono and Trigger. Probably happened over night…"

"What does that mean?"

"For some reason, the balance between the two has been broken. One is now stronger than the other, and we have no clue what lead to this. Neither how much time we have left…"

Shivers went down Crono's spine. Could his grandpa be referring to… the end of the world?

"What should we do, grandpa?"

His grandpa scratched his beard, thinking about a possible solution.

"The balance has been broken, but not by much. Otherwise you would feel as if your balls were on fire. But we can't be certain if the current state of events will hold. We need to check up on Chrono and Trigger, and see if there's anything to be worried about… and if so, then also if there's anything we can do."

"How, grandpa?! How can we check up on Chrono and Trigger?"

His grandpa went to the other side of the room and activated a secret button on a wall. A secret cabinet opened behind a painting, revealing a long-hidden scroll.

"My grandfather said that this scroll should only be opened if the balance of forces were in danger. I would say this is dangerous enough." Crono's grandpa stated, and put the scroll on a table before them. "We need to take a look. Crono, open it."

"Me?"

"Yes. I grant you the honor to open the ancient scroll of Chrono and Trigger."

Crono's hands were shaking as he was grabbing the scroll. He gently unsealed it and opened its contents.

"Well? What does it say? Read it out loud for me." Crono's grandpa asked.

Crono cleared his throat and did as he was told:

"If you're reading this, then like wtf xDDDD holy shit man, the entire fucking world is gonna be destroyed XDD lol better luck in the next life, cuck xDD well actually no, there is a solution but you have to suck my dick xDDD actually no, wait. When you're reading this I'm probably, 99% certain, dead for a long time now. Well the thing is, if you wanna restore balance of the forces, normally you would have to suck my dick xDDD Me, as in, Cronosaurus. I was alive about ten thousand years before you, I think. How do I know that? Idk XDD LMAO. Well anyway, to restore balance, you need to fuck your mom in the ass XDDD nah for real nigga, im not kiddin. Put your dick in yo mama's ass XDD That will restore balance. Actually sorry, jk. That was a joke. The balance will restore itself after some time. It happens every couple of thousands of years, don't worry about it. That's it. And you know what, this scroll is edible XDD I made it from chocolate, you can eat it if you're hungry or whatever. Aight, gtg, cya."

Crono's grandpa was listening carefully to every word. Crono finished and looked at him.

"What the fuck does that mean?" he asked. "I don't understand it at all."

His grandpa was in a deep state of meditation. He replied only after Crono repeated himself.

"Oh, sorry. I was pondering on the meaning of the words myself… I have to say, the language of our ancestors is very different from our own…"

"Do you know anyone who could translate it for us?"

Crono's grandpa shook his head. "I'm the oldest person in the village, there is no one alive who can recognize this language. Don't worry though. I still remember some things my grandfather taught me. Give me a couple minutes, I'll try to figure it out."

Crono sat in a corner and watched patiently as his grandpa was trying to memorize ancient words, and markings.

"No… this can't be…"

"What is it?!" Crono jumped up and ran towards him, "Are we doomed?!"

"No… it's just… the way to restore balance…"

"Tell me, grandpa!"

"You need to have sexual intercourse with your mother."

"WHAT?!"

"That's what it says."

"No way! It can't… why would I have to do that?! WHY ME?!"

"Well, my mother passed away years ago. You have to do it, Crono."

"But.. but..."

"The fate of the world is in your hands, Crono. I trust you can do it."

Crono was really bummed about it. He had to fuck his mom xddd

He went back home and his mom was in the kitchen.

"Hello Crono!" She said, smiling. "I'm cooking spaghetti, it's gonna be ready in about ten to fift-"

Crono interrupted his mother by grabbing her ass brutally and forcing his dick inside. After he shoot his load inside, he dropped his unconscious mom and ran back to his grandpa.

"Grandpa, I did it!" He said, "I fucked my mom!"

Crono's grandpa slowly turned around to face his grandson.

"Crono. There's something I have to tell you."

"What is it?"

"When you left, I re-read the scroll. Turns out I was wrong. You didn't actually have to fuck your mom."

"? ? ? ? ?"

"Our ancestor put it there as a joke. I didn't recognize the words first time I read it. I'm sorry."

"So you're saying that I didn't have to forcefully fuck my mom without asking? And I didn't have to cum in her ass?"

"WHAT?! You didn't even tell her it was to restore balance between Chrono and Trigger?! Who said anything about forcefully… you could have asked her!"

"Oh shit."

"Go apologize to her!"

"It's not my fault! You said…"

"I didn't say RAPE, I said HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE! What's next, you're gonna tell me that you don't ask your girlfriend for sex and instead rape her until she's unconscious?!"

"I didn't say that." Crono replied. "But uhh yeah you're correct."

Crono's grandfather had a heart attack, and Crono shat on his corpse. He then went home and told his mom, who couldn't remember what happened, that she was attacked by grandpa, and Crono had to kill him. Crono's mom couldn't believe what the fuck her son just said, and why her father would do such thing to her, and she didn't even realize that the corpse of Crono's grandpa was nowhere to be found, but she believed Crono nonetheless. They had spaghetti for dinner and in the evening, Crono went back to his grandpa's office to hide his body. But before he did that, he shat on it again.

THE END

You just got chronotriggered.