Disclaimer: I don't own it. I just like making up the odd pairings.

DADDY ISSUES

NO. 1 of the You Wanted More Extras One-shots

AN: For fiberkitty. I mentioned how fine Billy looks as Charlie and how I'd like to have them both. She says, "Why not make it a one-shot?" And I say…HELL TO THA YEAH! This is to satisfy both of our wants where the "Twi-Daddies" are concerned. So, here ya go.

Alice POV

The vision came quick and with deadly accuracy. I actually gasped and Jake looked at me funny, waiting. Dominic stuck his tongue out. Well, he was at that "age" to think what we had just seen was disgusting.

Edward winced. "Ugh. Alice. Really? I did not need to see that. Bella…"

She just smiled and threw up her shield. Anytime I got visions of anything sexual Edward had to have Bella put her shield around him. "You poor sensitive vampire." I shot at him.

He just rolled his eyes.

I smiled and said, "I just think I'll go check on dinner."

"Make sure you don't eat anyone while you're in there!" Jake teased.

I smiled. "I make no promises!" I walked into the kitchen and smiled at Charlie. "Hi. How are you?"

"Great. It's still an adjustment, but I won't lie, I like knowing I won't have to go through the horrors of aging."

"And you and Sue?"

He smiled. "We're great. Thanks again though for recommending she goes to Alaska for a bit. I didn't think her blood lust would be worse than mine."

I shrugged. "Everyone is different. Bella had no issues with it, so I wasn't worried about you. Sue and Leah are both…impetuous. That almost always spells disaster."

He nodded. "You're right." He sighed. "I miss her though. Maybe I should have gone."

I shook my head. "You need to keep up your appearances in town. And since the blood doesn't bother you, it only makes sense that you'll continue to work." I smiled again. "But I'm glad you're here with us while she's gone. Now that Talia and the kids have moved to their cabin, we have plenty of room."

"Thanks Alice. You have always been such a bright little light to be around."

If I had been human, I think that one tiny endearment might have made me blush. Which was odd. I thought my embarrassed gene died when I became vampire. I closed my eyes and searched out Carlisle. He was in his room. Perfect. Esme wouldn't mind. It wasn't as if I hadn't been there with them before. "Hey, you may want to find Carlisle. He can help you. I know you're having doubts about things."

He sighed. "Not doubts, just…I want Sue, I want the things Carlisle and I have talked about, but I don't know how to…I'm terrified of getting married again."

I shrugged. "Who says you have to be married? Isn't the fact that she wanted to be turned, even though she despises vampires say something?"

He nodded. "You're right."

"I always am."

He chuckled at that. "Spirited. That's what you are."

"Aww, thanks Charlie."

He smiled as he picked up his Hot Pocket. How our Halflings could eat that shit was beyond me.

"I need to go upstairs. Talk to you later!" I said as I kissed him on the cheek and hurried up the back staircase.

My nose led me to Carlisle's room and I knocked softly.

"Come in." He said.

I stepped inside and smiled at him. He was reclined, reading on the bed, ankles crossed, looking perfectly relaxed. "Hi."

His smile was blinding and predatory at the same time. "Hello. Did we have a meeting?"

I unzipped my dress and let it pool at my feet. I was now naked with the exception of my fabulous Manolo Blahniks.

His eyebrow rose. "Alice dear…"

I sauntered over to him and straddled his lap. "I had a vision."

His lip quirked. "And?"

"And in this vision we aren't alone."

His hands ghosted over my slight curves. "Pity. And who is to join us?"

"Charlie."

He chuckled. "Last time I checked, Charlie didn't swing that way."

I shrugged. "He's a newborn. Like Bella, like Talia, if he does not have bloodlust to control him, he has just lust. He's missing his mate."

"And you think you and I can help him with that?"

I tapped my head. "I don't think. I know."

"And when will this happen?"

I kissed him tenderly before bending and biting his chest. He snarled. "After a bit of foreplay."

His snarl turned into a growl as I ripped his shirt from his body and he slammed me onto the bed, his body covering mine. Our hands were everywhere as we tried to feel as much skin as we could. Our mouths were busy as well, nipping at one another's mouths, tongues, anywhere we could reach.

His head came up and he smiled down at me. "You do have some very serious Daddy issues we should deal with." He stated.

I smiled. This was a long-running joke with us. "Ayii Papi. Since I can't remember my own, I need to project."

"Project, hmm?" He said. He was sitting with me bent across his knees in record time, even for a vampire. He gave my ass a light pop with his granite hand. I felt wetness leak out onto his flannel lounge pants.

"Is this what you want?" SMACK! "Do you need a spanking?" SMACK. His fingers traveled down my crevice to my pussy lips. "My, my. You're all wet. You bad girl. You like this, don't you? You enjoy being spanked?" He popped my ass again. "Answer!"

"Yes!" I cried, almost coming from the enjoyment.

He tossed me back to the bed. "You want Daddy to punish you?"

"Yes." I whispered.

He picked up his belt from the floor. "How do you want it?"

"Punish me Daddy!" I yelled.

He smiled and his hands snatched mine, securing them to the headboard with his belt. "I'm going to torture you now. I hope you're ready."

My eyes closed for just a second, waiting. I screamed out in pleasure as his lips attacked my clit, sucking, biting, thrusting his tongue into my core. "FUCK!" I screamed as I came.

His hand went over my mouth. "Ah, ah, ah. Be a good girl or the pain will not be pleasurable."

I nodded. I had played these games before. We enjoyed the pleasure/pain, but with a true vampire Dom, the pain could be ripping one's limb off while they pleasured themselves. Our coven leader may look docile, but he was far from it.

He took me up and over the edge a second time before he released my hands. "Good girl. Now what do you say?"

"Thank you Daddy."

He smiled. "That's a girl. Now, come please Daddy." He slipped off his pants and lay back on the bed, propped up on the pillows.

I licked my lips as I looked at his perfect cock. This is what I loved. I loved giving head. I loved pleasuring either men or women, I didn't care. I took one long lick of him and he groaned. "Yes. Just like that love. You know how I like it."

I smiled as I sucked him greedily into my mouth. I took him all the way in my mouth and I felt him touch the back of my throat. Yes. One of the perks of being a vampire. No need to breathe, no gag reflex, just suction. Lots of suction. I played with his balls and teased him, scratching my nails up and down his legs until I took him to the brink, pulling away with a "pop".

He growled at me. But I just smiled as I crawled up his body. "Please Daddy?" I asked, batting my eyelashes.

He sighed as if it were a chore, and plopped me down onto his erection. We both let out little hisses of pleasure and I began to rock. "Oh yes…" I muttered.

His thumb swirled around my clit and I felt my orgasm approaching. "Oh. Yes. Carlisle. Yes. Yes. YES!" I screamed as I came.

I didn't notice anyone standing at the door until I smelled him. Charlie. I looked up and he was beet red. One thing the Halflings had was the ability to blush. I hid a smile as I said, "Um, hi?"

His eyes were roaming over my body and his tongue flicked out to lick his lip. Damn. I want a taste of that.

"Did you need something?" Carlisle asked, his fingers never roaming from my clit. Damn him and his ability to multi-task.

"I, uh, um…I…"

I smiled. Charlie was just as cute when he bumbled as Bella was. Totally fuckable. Well, I've already had the daughter. Might as well have the father too. I flicked my eyes to Carlisle. He nodded. "Would you care to join us?" I asked.

If possible, Charlie's face grew almost to the shade of puce and his eyes grew wide. "I…uh…um…"

Carlisle grinned, grasped Charlie's hand, and pulled him to the bed. "You know, I've always admired you Chief Swan." Then his lips moved to Charlie's.

Oh fuck…this was even better than in my vision. I mean, I had seen the sex, but not much of the foreplay. Yum. I slipped off of Carlisle's cock and stood, my hands going to Charlie's shirt. "I think you need less clothes Chief Swan."

He blinked as I ripped the shirt away. Good. One shitty piece of fabric down, only another whole closet left to conquer. "What are…? Are we really going to…?"

I pouted my lips. "Do you not want to fuck me Charlie? Am I not pretty enough?"

He blew out a breath. "No…but you're so young…"

I laughed and winked at him as I started unbuttoning his pants. I felt his erection through his fish-covered boxers. I really needed to get this man out of Wal-Mart rejects. "I'm older than you are Charlie."

He let out a little gasp as my hand traveled over him, all the while stepping from his pants and shoes.

"Doesn't Little Charlie want to come out to play?"

And then in a move that though I knew was coming, still surprised me, he flung us to the bed. "Trust me," He said with a slight vampiric snarl. "There is nothing little about Little Charlie."

I felt him long and hard against my thigh. "Why yes, it seems as though you are right."

He nodded before his mouth descended to mine. Mmm…his taste, so very similar to Bella's. Tart and fresh and sweet all at the same time, just like the strawberries she smelled like.

I rolled us and smiled down at him as I gently nibbled his neck, ripping away his boxers so we could be skin-to-skin. "Ever been bitten during sex?" I asked.

"Uh…no…"

I snarled and latched onto his carotid artery. Damn. He tasted good there too. The mixture of venom and blood was a musky flavor, darker than Talia's taste. It was, however, exquisite.

"Alice." Carlisle admonished, pulling me away. Charlie groaned in pleasure and I was thrilled to see some precum leaking from him.

"Do you like that?" I asked as I wiped my mouth with my fingertip.

"Mmm…" He answered.

I smiled and pressed my fingertip to Carlisle's mouth. "Taste him."

"You know I don't Alice." He said flatly.

I shrugged and stuck my finger in my mouth, making a show of licking it off. Both men before me groaned.

"So…" Charlie said. "H-how does this work? I don't like men that way." He blushed. "Sorry Carlisle."

Carlisle chuckled. I think he sensed that we would have to lead Charlie through this. He lay down opposite of Charlie, weaving his legs between the other man's. If they were to sit up, they'd be facing one another. I looked at the buffet before me. Their cocks were only about three feet apart. I shivered in delight.

"Alice…if you please?" Carlisle said.

"Yes Daddy?" I asked.

His smile grew. "I think you need to let Charlie see what a wonderful pussy you have. You may suck me at the same time so that we will all be pleasured."

I bowed my head. "Yes sir."

I kissed Charlie once more before I turned over, easily sliding onto his cock in a reverse cowgirl position. My eyes rolled back in my head momentarily. He wasn't long, but damn was he thick. Wow.

"How does he feel?" Carlisle asked as he fondled one of my breasts.

"Fabulous." I looked over my shoulder at Charlie and smiled. "Get ready. I'm about to rock your world."

He grinned at me and grasped my hips. "I know you've had a lot of sex Alice, but I'm no spring chicken."

I giggled and pulled away before slamming back onto him. "Cluck, cluck baby."

I moved slightly so I was riding Charlie, rolling my hips over him and sank to my elbows as I laved attention to Carlisle's cock. I began to nibble and suck on him, teasing his balls and anus and he let out a little moan. Then he started talking to Charlie. "You can spank her if you like Charlie. She likes that. She's a dirty girl and Daddy needs to punish her."

I could feel Charlie hesitate before he gave my bottom a light slap. I clenched my pussy on him as I let out a hum of appreciation onto Carlisle's cock.

"No, no, you can do harder than that." Carlisle insisted. "Be hard on her. Let her know that she's being a bad girl fucking us both." How he could manage to carry on a normal conversation while I was attached to his cock like a damned Hoover I'll never know, and I vowed to up the pleasure for him. I'd have him mumbling incoherently before I was done with him.

Charlie spanked me again and I once more moaned in appreciation as I sucked Carlisle. He smiled at me and reached into the drawer next to him and came out with two vibrators. "Here Charlie. Our girl likes to be fucked in the ass too. Feel free to use that on her."

I would have paid money to see the look on Charlie's face as he accepted the bright orange dildo. My eyes met Carlisle's and he handed me the black one. "You know what I like my love."

I did. Carlisle liked a lot of things and I knew almost every trick in the book. We were vampires. We were a quick study. I popped him out of my mouth and licked on the device, wetting it slightly before I grabbed his dick again with my mouth and plunged the dildo into him.

He let out a hiss and his hips bucked into me. I sucked him almost down my throat. "Oh yes," He murmured as his hand fisted in my hair, guiding my movements.

I felt Charlie on the other end, his hands roaming about my body, the fake cock traveling up and down my crack and I shivered. He didn't know what he was doing. Could he be trusted? Not that it hurt us that much, but I would be lying if I said it didn't sting.

But then, I heard a slurping sound behind me. Oh God. Charlie was licking the dildo! He must have seen my actions and wanted to make it easier for me. I grew all the wetter and picked up my pace on him.

I felt it at my entrance, tentatively probing me. "You can go harder. Alice likes it hard and fast, don't you darling?" Carlisle said.

I whimpered and made an "Mmm-hmm" sound around Carlisle's cock.

Then Charlie surprised me again. He slapped my ass and slid the vibrator home. I couldn't help myself, I let go of Carlisle's cock, snarled and screamed, "YES!" as I came. Oh fuck…my, my. Yes, he has been around the block a time or two. Shit.

"You liked that?" He asked me. I felt his hands moving over my bottom as he thrust into me all the harder. I couldn't quite move yet, that orgasm was mind blowing, even for me, the psychic.

I let out a moan when I felt Carlisle's cock nudging my face. Right. I had a job to do. I picked up the pace and started thrusting the dildo in and out of him all the harder. I heard him grunt and tasted his precum on my tongue. Mmm. Almost a vanilla/minty/musky taste, just like Carlisle's scent. I worked him even as I squeezed my pussy and rolled my hips for Charlie. Whoever thought fucking two men at the same time was easy clearly had never done it. I wanted us all to come at the same time, like my vision. And I had to work them equally to attain that goal.

A few more minutes passed, all three of us getting closer. I felt my own peak, felt Carlisle's head grow a bit and heard Charlie grunt. So I did what needed to be done. I bit down lightly on Carlisle's cock, thrust two wet fingers into Charlie's puckered hole, and let the chain reaction start.

Carlisle let out a snarl and gripped my hair so tightly he would have ripped it out had I been human, and Charlie let out an animalistic roar as he moved just slightly and bit my left ass cheek. That was all it took to send me over the edge and we all three fell together.

I fell limply, my head resting on Carlisle's hipbone. "Thank you." I muttered.

Carlisle chuckled lightly as he slid out from under me, removing the phallus from himself as he went.

I removed my own and managed to turn and crawl up Charlie, who was panting lightly. I kissed his neck and licked his ear. "Did you enjoy that?"

"V-very much so. I've never…that was…"

I smiled. "If you ever want that again, just let us know. You can even have different partners. There's a whole world opening up for you now Charlie."

"D-different partners?"

That was all it took for me to see a lovely vision of him with Esme while Carlisle pleasured Sue. And oh my…I even saw a glimpse of two other people, just on the horizon. Who were they? And why were they joining the couples? But they both looked yummy. Maybe we would be having visitors soon? Only time would tell.

Carlisle came up behind me then and kissed my neck softly as he spooned me. "So…who's up for round two?"

AN2: *crickets* So…was it good for you? Cuz fk and I both got off on it. *smile* Have a good day with THOSE images in your head. *wink*