one day john phoenix went to fan fiction dawt net the check out the phoenix wright section

but something horrible had happened

john phoenix stories weren't on the top anymore

the trolls did this

"this is unacceptable" john phoenix said "i must stop them"

and he was gonna call his uncle to sue the trolls but he remembered he was a better lawyer than his uncle so he just called himself instead

-in the troll's house-

"IM JEALOUS OF JOHN PHOENIX SO I WAIT TILL PEOPLE POST JOHN PHOENIX STORIES THEN I UPDAT MY SHITFICS LOLOLOLOL"

the troll's dad came into the room "son you're a jelly hater get a real job"

"FUCK YOU DAD"

but then a tank crashed thru the wall

"Im detective ema skye and your being sued"

a net shot out of the canon and captured the troll (imagine that this troll is the master troll, the epitome of all trolls, its a metaphor)

"NOOOOOOO dad help" the troll was dragged away by the tank

"jej" said daddy

-the next day, court, 10 am-

gavel sounds

"john phoenix is ready" john said "theres no other lawyer by the way so lets get this started"

"very good" said the judge "your first witness?"

the vile troll was called to the stand

"name and occupation"

"-"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP NO1 CARES" screamed john phoenix. "WE ALREADY KNOW YOUR GUILTY I PRESENT THE PHOENIX WRIGHT SECTION ON FF DOT NET"

the section proved that trolls were trying to undermine john phoenix's popularity by hogging the topspot

"i believe the only appropriate penalty is DEATH"

"NOOOOoooo dont kill me!"

"hmm" the judge said "that seems harsh john phoenix, hes obviously guilty, but the death penalty? defend your position."

john phoenix walked to the center of the room "very well"

"your honour, imagine a carnival high striker if you will. on a high striker there are different ranks you can get. like superman, beef cake, hunksicle. and on the bottom, below cream puff, wealking, and nerd is danganronpa fan. and below that is "troll". they are literally the cum of the earth."

john phoenix was so overcome with emotion and righteous anger that he punched the troll in the face

"do have any idea what youve done. youve cyberbullied. you were racist against john phoenix fans and that makes you a bully and you should be banned forever and also executed for cybercrimes."

everyone cheered and the witness stand burst into flames and the troll was dragged down into hell

"NOT GUILTY!"

and ace attorney fan fiction was safe from trolls once again

fin