Ok, this particular little doo-hickey is perhaps stupid, but damn if it sounded better in my head when I thought the concept up in five minutes while half-asleep last night.
Enjoy!
I've come to make an announcement:
Courier Six is a bitch-ass motherfucker!
She nuked the fucking Divide! That's right. She took out her nuclear football, and she destroyed the fucking Divide, and she said that it was "THIS BIG" and I said that's disgusting.
So, I'm making a call-out post on the radio: Courier Six, you got a small mini-nuke. It's the size of this Tunneler except way smaller. And guess what? Here's what my nuclear stockpile looks like!
(Sounds of nuclear missiles being prepped for launch)
That's right, baby. Tall points, three stabilizers, look at that, it's like the Red Glare and a warhead!
She incinerated my home, so guess what? I'm gonna bomb the Bear. THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET! MY SUPER NUCLEAR ARSENAL! Except I'm not gonna bomb the Bear, I'm gonna go HIGHER. I'm NUKING THE LONG FIFTEEN!
How do you like that, KIMBALL? I'M NUKING YOUR SUPPLY LINE, YOU IDIOT!
You have 23 minutes until the missiles hit their fucking target, now leave the fucking Mojave, before I nuke you too!
Well…. there you go, I suppose. Probably the stupidest thing I've ever written, but whaddya gonna do? Like, comment, yadda-yadda.