Hi everyone my name is the Disembodied Voice from teh advert but you can call me Desnis. Anyway so welcome to a very new series where the poeple from the Chelsea Building Society advert go on an adventures together. ok so i'll introduce all the characters:
John Bercow: he is a very wise man and is also wise who was the main character from the series. He thinks the only way to get money is to check your cash reserves and is also curious as to what the number was again (even though no one said it to him first). confident and suave, he is also a tory voter and his favourite drink is Snapple. he fancies lotty but is too shy to raid his savings for her.
Miz Kitt: she is the villain of the series, a horrible woman who thinks the only way to make it in the world is to steal her own family's money, as demonstrated by her trademark phrase "and the wife and kids too" which she says repeatedly because her kids told her she can become a meme if she tries hard enough. Miz is always trying to get her kids money like an eviler count olaf but New Labours ban on inheritance tax means she cant kill them no more
Lotty: a very despondent reluctant socialist who is resigned to the fact that social mobility in this world may only come about through winning state-sanctioned games of chance, hence her clear despondency when bemoaning the existence of "that fucking national lottery" (as she said in the after watershed version). knows that john likes her but hes a boojie fuck so she dont give a shit
Smart Scottish Person called Alastair: He is very smart as proven by his PhD from the University of Life. He is so smart that he always comes up with funny Scottish jokes that are 95% about horse racing. he also has a chronic gambling problem. His girlfriend is Three Thirty at Campton who does have an unusual name but always helps him with his problems.
Danny Kent: he likes making stupid condescending jokes all the time and looks like one of the bad members from some shit 90s boy band like five. He has another line in the original take of the advert but it was censored by what he calls the PC brigade. He is looking forward to voting for brexit in two years time