NATURE LOVER
WOW: plant. Castiel has devoted himself to a noble cause. Dean needs a little more convincing.
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"Sam, what's Cas doing out there?"
"He's planting flowers."
"Flowers? Outside the front of the bunker? Why?"
"Why not?"
"Because this is the Men of Letters bunker!"
"And?"
"Well, we shouldn't draw attention to it."
"Dean, you park the Impala out front. That's more conspicuous than a few primroses."
"But …"
"Dean, you have pizza delivered here."
"OKAY! Why does he want flowers anyway?"
"He said he wants to help the bees."
"Bees? Those stingy little assholes?"
"Yep, those stingy little assholes that pollenate all the plants."
"Yeah, but …"
"No bees equals no pie, no beer, no pizza..."
…
…
"Does he want any help?"
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