In this au, all the Jojo's from part 1- 8 are brothers and sisters.

Just to mention all characters from every part are going to have a moment in this fic.

Chapter 1- Work or Pay

"Good morning everybody, did you sleep well yesterday? I surely-" Jonathan stretches his arms in a welcoming manner, as he arrives at the table.

"Oi donut boy, do you stole my wallet again? Give it back you asshole!"

"Well hello and good morning to every Joestar present in this household."

"Good morning Giorno ho-"

"Stay back Jonathan, this is none of your business give me back my goddamn wallet back or I'm going to put living eggs on those stupid holes of yours."

"I don't even know what you are talking about…"

"Ha, don't be ridiculous Giorno ever since I caught you coming at 3 am in the morning with Mista and Narancia that day. You had been trying to find ways to annoy me."

"Don't be ridiculous Jolyne I would never do such a thing. Unlike you, I have manners AND if I issue with somebody I will try to resolve face to face. Not like some… certain people."

"Ha, you're actually hitting on my nerves today donut boy! Ora! C'mon! Let's fight!"

"Oi, woman shut up I'm trying to sleep!"

"Why are you sleeping again Jotaro san? Didn't you sleep well yesterday?"

"¡Mind your damn business Josuke!"

"Why should I mind my damn business? Mind your OWN damn business Jotaro san!"

"The fuck? Are you trying to fucking fight back punk?"

"I wasn't trying to fight Jotaro san but you started fighting with me so I need to defend myself!"

"Hmm… you know what? I have nothing left to say to you. Every time I see that hair of yours… it's too damn pathetic for me to say anything else."

"…."

"¡I won't forgive you for insulting it!"

"Aren't you going to do something Joseph?"

"Ah let them be Jonathan they are still youngsters. They need to release their tension in some way. I mean, I bet all of them are still virgins."

"Joseph…"

"If they can't release it with fights? How are they going to release it? None of them have partners to begin with. Or maybe if they tou-"

"JOSEPH! Enough with this inappropriate language, they are still teenagers you shouldn't talk like that!"

"Ah c'mon Jonathan. We both know that you and Erina chan like to do those dirty stuff together!"

"H-how dare you! Erina is my sp-special friend I would never lay my hands on her!"

"Oya, you're getting embarrassed! How cute Jonathan kun!"

"Stop I'm your OLDER Brother for goodness sake! Please respect my authority!"

"Hi, hi whatever you say Jonathan kun!"

"Have you ever thought of trying to join the arguments they have?"

"Is better if we watch from the back Gappy, in that way we can see their flaws when they fight."

"Yeah, you're right Johnny"

"By the way Gappy, why don't we grab breakfast together in another place?"

"Sure, but I don't have any money in me I spend it all when I went to the arcades with Jasuho chan."

"Ah… don't worry Gappy I'm covering the bill…"

"Johnny san, that wallet…with that butterfly stamp on it...?"

"…."

"The only one who likes butterflies in this house isn't that from… you know… Jolyne?"

"Are you going to eat breakfast with me or not Gappy?"

"Johnny san, sometimes you scare me"

Hello everybody, my name is Jonathan Joestar and I have 19 years old. I'm the oldest son of the Joestar family and probably you're wondering who in the world the Joestar's are? Well... to put it simply our family has always been at the top of every single entertainment business you can think of. Horse racing, singing, sports, acting, etc... Of course, they're many theories of us being part of many secret organizations, but that's a total lie.

But enough about me and the origin of my household. Since I already presented myself, I will present the second son of the household. This is Joseph and he has 18 years old. Unlike me, he is quite the flirtatious type of man. Sometimes I tell him, he needs to stop with his exaggerative compliments yet he refuses to listen to me. He mocks every single family member but deep down we all know he really cares about everybody.

Next in the line is the third son of the family. His name is Johnny, he has 17 years old. Unlike me and Joseph. He has blonde hair and blue eyes. Sometimes people take pity on him because he is in a wheelchair but don't let that distract you. Because he can outsmart you in everything you want to challenge him. Sometimes he overpasses people's kindness and lets his sarcastic self take place. So, if you ever get complimented by him. Take it with a grain of salt and sugar. Cause it might taste good but his actually trying to spit on you.

Next, we have Jotaro, whose age contradicts his body. Hahaha… that was a funny joke that our father used to say about Jotaro. Although Jotaro used to get very angry when he mentioned that joke around the dinner table. Jotaro is 17 years old and he has a very grumpy attitude. Since he is very tall, he stands out a lot. Unlike my other siblings, he is the only one who has a fan club and despises it. It's quite sad to see the pile of valentine chocolate in our doorstep and Jotaro just ignoring it and stomp on it. Poor girls…..

Then we have Jolyne, she has 16 years old. She is the only female in the household. Even despite her being a female, sometimes she doesn't let us protect her. And when I mean, protect her, I mean me and sometimes Josuke. Since my other siblings have this unspoken "protect yourselves and nobody" kind of rule. I really want her to think that she can trust me. Though, she finds her answers for herself. It is quite scary actually, one time she was making an art project of drawing the human body. Since everybody was using the computers of the house, she just strip and draw herself. And you may enquire, how do you know that Jonathan? She told me herself. I told her, she could use a reference book, but she told me that way it will be quite boring. Even her female friends praise her. Good lord, girls these days.

Next in the line, we have Josuke, he also has 16 years old. Despite his crazy looks, he is the calmest of them all. I like to think, his personality resembles a lot like mine. Although he gets a little bit violent when somebody speaks ill about his crazy hair. He makes friends easily and when he's around girls he treats them really nicely. Although he makes pranks that can cost his life and sometimes he skips classes to be with his friend Okuyasu. If you put all that aside, he is a good child.

We also have Giorno, who is 16 years old. He kind of resembles Josuke and Johnny but unlike Josuke. He doesn't get mad if people make fun of his hair. He is responsible for all of his duties at school, but don't let that fool you. Just like Johnny, if you give him a lot of confidence he might try to take advantage of that. He sometimes steals, when I tell him he doesn't have to. And also he is part of a group called "Passione". For my well-being, I don't even want to imagine what they do when they hang out. Although, Jolyne has told me sometimes that Passione group occasionally fights with another group called "La Squadra".

And for the final member of the family we have Gappy, he has 15 years old. Well, his name is not actually Gappy. But Josefumi or was it Yoshikage? The thing is… he has discarded his name so many times. That we don't know how to call him. There was a time, his friend Yasuho called him "Josuke" because he looks like her late dog. So he wanted us to call him by that but the problem is that we already have a Josuke in our house. At the end of the day, we all decided to call him Gappy. His personality is like lava, sometimes he is calm, and sometimes he just acts clueless in the things around him. Though when he gets angry, is quite scary to handle him.

And then we have my other brother Dio. But… he has his issues on their own. Like almost destroying our house like 4 times. When we all try to stop in his fourth attempt, he said he had enough and left the house to live with his best friend Pucci. Though sometimes I want to visit him, Pucci just attacks me and yells at me "to stay away from him". Though I am quite relieved he has friends to rely upon…. But sometimes I wish he could rely on his family.

Since we are talking about blood relations. You may ask, how can the Joestar's have this many members and all look totally different? Well, we are all relatives from different mothers. You can say our father did love many women, didn't he? And I think to myself the only thing to connect all of us, is the remarkable birthmark star we have that appears in the region of the left shoulder in all of us.

After our father passed away, from me being the oldest of the family. Although Dio is the oldest since he is 20 years old. He left me in charge of everything, the house, the money and all the belonging of the house. It is not because I'm the oldest, he just knows that I'm most rational of them all. Joseph told me, that's the reason why Dio put the house on fire 2 times but what about the other 2 times?

"So, we are going to work on the Speedwagon Grocery from now own."

The room went all silent. Everybody single Joestar looks down for a moment and then all look at Jonathan with a dark aura surrounding them. Their gaze was covered with a big black shadow that covered their eyes.

"No"

"Nope"

"Like hell, I would"

"Oh, I'm so thrilled to work in a store. ¡Yay!"

"I'm sorry, but I don't want to"

"Am I going to have time to play with Jasuho?"

"So… I can't hang with Okuyasu or Koichi?"

Jonathan's stresses level went to 15 to 100 %. Jonathan didn't like to do this, but just like his friend had told him, "you need to take care of this or they will never learn how to handle each other." And yes, Speedwagon was right. If he doesn't do this, these kids will never treasure themselves nor their family members.

Jonathan clenches his fists and looks down, he smiles at them. "Alright, I can't force you to do something you don't want to." Jonathan exits the main living room of the house. Everyone looks around confused. "Shit, I thought he was about to beat us!" Joseph exclaimed as he pushed himself on his favorite couch. Not so long as Joseph said that, Jonathan came back with a book, still smiling. He sits down and opens the book. "Well, since you don't want to work. Everybody from now on is going to give me ¥358,000."

Everybody widen their gaze. "Wait, wait, wait! Hold on just hold on!" Jolyne stood up and kneel in front of Jonathan. "You can't just tell me to give you that money. You know I'm still in high school!" Jonathan looks at her and put his index finger under his chin. "You're right, Jolyne but who is going to pay that time you broke that 50-year glass table?" Jolyne closes her eyes and puts a hand on her face. She makes a disgusted face, wrinkling her nose.

One month ago

"Gappy san, what is Jolyne dancing on dad's favorite table?"

Gappy that was trying to sync his body movement just like his sister. Turn his head to face Johnny. "Well, the other day Jotaro had a fight with this group of delinquents and Jolyne tried to help him but Jotaro just push her aside and told her, "She didn't have to, is not her battle". Jolyne started pointing her fingers like guns and moving them side to side. Gappy did the same, "hit you with that du du du! Jasuho chan like this too!" Johnny just looks back at Gappy and Jolyne. "Wow, you guys are such good dancers!" Gappy smiles and blushes. "Thank you!"

"Jolyne, you damn woman give me back my beer!" Jotaro's voice came from the hallway and stomp his way unto on one of the many living rooms of the house. Johnny and Gappy look at Jotaro's angry face. "So?" Jolyne stops dancing and took a big sip of Jotaro's beer. She crushes the can with her forehead and toss it aside and proceed dancing. "Woman!" Jotaro started shaking the table. "Fuck you, bitch! You are not taking me away from here bitch! It's going to be a goddamn gun show bitch!"

"What the fuck you just say?!"

Joseph was taking photographs, while Giorno just puts his hands over his face. "I'm sorry Bucciarati san for this…" Bruno puts his hands on Giorno's shoulders. "It's okay Giorno." The other members of Passione were just staring at her. Fugo lean closer pointed his finger to the table. "The table is going to break don't you think?" Every member of Passione squinted their eyes and look at the table's glass that was breaking bit by bit. In matters of seconds, Mista one of Giorno's friends, jump to grab Jolyne and they both collapsed on the floor. While the glass table also broke. Everyone stood wide eye. Johnny in the other end just swings his way out without saying anything.

"Are you okay, oi?" Mista shakes Jolyne slowly. Jolyne looks at Mista, blushing and grab his face. Her face became redder and put her hand over her mouth, she moved Mista aside and vomit to the other side.

"Who can't ever forget that you almost vomited Mista?" Jolyne just clenched her teeth. Joseph looks to the side where Giorno was sitting on a couch that was situated next to Joseph's seat. "Oi, Giorno didn't you say that friend of yours consider Jolyne quite attractive?" Giorno with a blank expression looks at Joseph and sighs. "He is a player for his own good. He thinks every single girl is attractive. He is just like you." Joseph made an offensive noise. "Eh? Me? Are you talking about this sweet boy? I flirt with girls but I don't play with their hearts, unlike someone I know…" Joseph looks at Johnny, who just looks at him.

"Are you telling me, that I have many girlfriends?" Joseph just cuffs, and looks at his hands. "I'm not talking about you, I'm talking about your friend Zeppeli." Johnny scoffs offensively and approaches Joseph's chair. "For your information, Gyro just had one-time sex with just one patient of his father, he doesn't have multiple girlfriends around town, unlike another blonde bastard!" Joseph puts both of his hands on his cheeks. "Oh my god! Are you insulting my Caesar chan!" Johnny looks at his hands and moves his head side to side. "Yes. Yes, I am!"

"¡Ahem, moving on!" Jonathan scoff and turns the paper of his book. "Joseph has to pay all the expenses of all the windows of that shop he broke when he was fighting" Joseph turns to Jonathan and pouts. "Jonathan Kun, you can't do this to me, I was trying to defend myself and Smokey!" Johnny just smiles and rests his hand under his chin. "Why didn't you used your famous secret technique if you were in that much danger, huh? Or is it… that technique is not that good as you think it is?" Joseph pops a vein and turns his head to face Johnny menacingly.

"Jonathan Kun, since Johnny is over here trying to be that confident of him being the perfect brother, doesn't he also own some money?" Jonathan was turning the pages of his book, and tap with his finger a page he found. "Yes, indeed." Johnny gulps and stiffens himself on his chair. "Yes, all those equipment's for house racing you destroyed while you competed with our distant cousin Diego. Those were really expensive, you know…" Johnny gritted his teeth and sweat drops. He swings his way to be next to Jonathan. He leans forward to Jonathan's ear. "Jonathan san, you know I had to that. I need to establish that I'm better than that English bastard!" Jonathan looks Johnny with a serious gaze. "Yes, I also had my fights with Dio but you didn't see me destroyed property, am I right Johnny?" Johnny gulps and looks down, with an annoyed expression. Meanwhile, Joseph burst down laughing in the back. "Get rekt blondie!"

Johnny swings back where he was. While being patted in the back by Josuke and Gappy. Jonathan swiped through his book. He looks up and stares at Jotaro who was leaning next to him. Jonathan stared wide eye at him. "So, do I own you anything?" Jonathan sighs and smiles. "Well yes…" Jonathan clenches his fists. He knows this incident wasn't particularly Jotaro's fault. He just knows that Jotaro was just trying to impress his friends.

2 months ago

"Ah, welcome back…!" Jonathan pops his head to greet his younger brother. He saw three unrecognizable faces who were next to Jotaro. "Sorry for the disturbance!" Said a young boy with a cherry red medium-length hair that had a twisting bang hanging before his face. He bows before Jonathan as well as the other two teenagers. "My name is Kakyoin Noriaki."

Another teenage boy with a receded silvery hairline, hair that rises directly above his head, straight, to a height about half that of his head. Right when he bows, he puts his hand on his forehead. "Hi there, the name is Jean Pierre Polnareff!" The other teenage boy just smiles and greets him. "Greetings, my name is Muhammad Avdol. I'm glad I could meet Jotaro's older brother." This teenager has two identical scars that run down his cheeks. He wears a headband wrapped around his forehead and keeps his hair in a style resembling Bantu knots, as well as wearing a long ponytail.

"A pleasure to meet you all, if you guys need anything just call me okay? I'm going to be in the library…" Jotaro passes through Jonathan while maintaining his hands inside his pockets. While his other friends follow him, he stops in midway and glances at Jonathan. "Jonathan..." Jonathan smiles and tilted his head towards one side. Jotaro looks down, then up and finally to Jonathan. "Don't worry… we won't disturb you…" Jotaro returns again to walk towards his bedroom.

"Jotaro, I brought some drinks, aaaahh…..." Jonathan screech and knock the drinks on the floor. The other teenagers that were panicking around the garden, fixated their gaze towards Jonathan and freeze. Kakyoin runs towards Jonathan and bowed himself. "I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. I was… we were just… I was just showing them how I knotted cherries with my tongue and I…" Avdol came and also bowed. "I'm sorry sir, I was the one who started all of this. I shared my knowledge of tarot cards!" Avdol and Kakyoin stared at Polnareff who was just staring at them terrifyingly. "I only did a pose. Just a POSE!" Kakyoin punches Polnareff's face with his elbow. "You were the one who encourages him to do that trick with those goddamn cigarettes!" Jotaro who was just silently staring at the Cherry tree, whose branches were almost all burndown, clenched his fists. "SHUT YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH!"

Jonathan looks down and frowns. "Just the cherry tree, Jotaro." Jotaro clenches his fists and moves back to the wall where he was leaning on. The room when all silently. That's until Josuke raises his hand. "Jonathan san, do I own you anything?" Jonathan looks up and watches Josuke, he sighs and turns the pages of his book. "Josuke… look I know I kid like you needs to be fashionable but sometimes you… get overboard don't you think?" Josuke looks down and sweats drop. He scratches the back of his head. "Well… sometimes a boy needs to be fancy right?" Jonathan sighs and rubs his temple. "Was it really necessary to buy all those shoes from the fall collection of Armani Josuke?" Josuke stands up, he puts a hand on his forehead and stands still like a soldier. "In my defense Jonathan san, I gave one pair to Koichi and another pair to Okuyasu." Gappy who was staring at his phone, looks at Josuke confused. "But…you could just buy two pairs if you wanted… no need to buy all the collection right?" Josuke's face became all gray.

"Now, that you're talking Gappy… can we talk about your expenses…?" Jonathan fazes Gappy. Gappy smiled and pointed his finger at himself. His mouth made an 'o', like in a confusion mode. "Are you aware that all those concerts and going to those game arcades every day are quite expensive? Especially if you always go to those expensive games…" Gappy closes his eyes and pouts. "Yasuho chan likes going to the arcades with me though." Jolyne who was sitting crossed legged on a nearby couch stare at him. "You can hang with her in our house, you know that right?" Gappy's face darkens and looks at Joseph, who was playing with his own lips. "No, I will never bring her here when THAT man is here." Everybody looks at Joseph, who stops playing with his lips just to furrow his brows. "What?" Josuke puts a hand on his cheek and sits closer to Johnny. "Flirting with somebody's crush?"

"No dignity!" Every single Joestar in the room exclaimed except for Joseph. Giorno whose face was blank the entire time got up. "Since you didn't mention me, I am excusing myself to go to my room. Tell me when dinner is ready."

"Ah, ah Giorno where are you going?" Jonathan flipped his book again. Giorno stopped his tracks and looks towards Jonathan. "Remember all those bailing's we did for all those occasions you were in jail and let's not forget that time you destroyed our fountain, with that stolen car." Giorno puts a hand on a nearby table and the other hand on his hip. "I was hoping you had forgotten about that older brother."

Jonathan scoffs and stands out. "Since I already mentioned, if you want to pay for all the things you own. Please let me know how…." Jonathan stares and everybody looks down. "Right, since many of you have problems with getting a job. I told you, you're going to work on that grocery shop and you're going to like it." Jonathan walks away and stands in the door frame and looks back. "And If I hear any "no" again. You're all going to REGRET IT…" Jonathan smiles at them. They all look at him with a scared expression. He walks away. "Jonathan san sure is scary…" Johnny said as everybody agrees with him. "By the way…" Everybody jumps at the sudden alarm of Jonathan's voice entered the room. "Dinner will be ready at 7, don't be late okay?"

Jonathan raises his hand over his head. "I don't know what to do Speedwagon! My siblings don't want to get along!" His head that was resting on the garden campus now was facing up to look at his friend, he smiles. "Siblings, are like that? Aren't they? How envious I feel when I heard your stories about your siblings." Speedwagon looks down, and Jonathan just blushes. "I'm sorry I didn't want to offend you Speedwagon." Speedwagon puts his hands in front of his face and moves them rapidly. "Oh no Joestar san, I never wanted you to feel that way!" Jonathan was bowing towards Speedwagon and Speedwagon was panicking.

"Wow, if I don't know you any better. It almost feels like I just stepped in two love birds apologizing." A pretty fair-skinned young girl with blonde hair that is kept in a ponytail interrupts the two men who were almost fighting.

"Erina chan!" Jonathan blushes and extends his hand to greet her. She does it as well. Meanwhile, Speedwagon just looks at them with a smile. Erina turns to see Speedwagon, she extends her hands. "Where is my hug Speedwagon?" Speedwagon stands up and gives Erina a big hug. As she sits down next to them. "So, what are you lovebirds speaking of?" Both Jonathan and Speedwagon blushed.

Erina starts laughing and covers her mouth with her hand. "Oh my! I'm sorry it so easy teasing the two of you! Anyways… so what were you talking about?" Erina blushes and closes her eyes. Speedwagon scoffs and looks at Jonathan. "Well, Joestar san was telling me, he has a problem to get his siblings to get along." Erina rubs her hands together and made a fist and hits on her hand. She points her fingers toward Speedwagon. "Speedwagon, didn't you said your father told you to manage a recent grocery shop he will going to open?" Speedwagon furrows his eyebrows and looks back at Jonathan than to Erina confused.

"Well, why don't you let Jonathan's siblings work there?" Jonathan squinted his eyes in a confusing manner. Erina looks at the two of them, and all of the brightness of her eyes went dark. Like a lamp whose light has already given up shining to the room of its user. She rubs her temples. "You know in that TV show, where parents can't control their children because of them being so problematic. So they send them to experience how jail can be an-" Erina cuts her sentence when she saw how pale Jonathan's face was getting. She puts her hands in front of her.

"Oh no, Jonathan I don't mean to put your siblings in jail. I meant if you put them to work in the new grocery shop that Speedwagon will put. I think they might get along. The color of Jonathan's face was coming back when he figures out what Erina was trying to say. "Yes, you may be right Erina" Speedwagon looks up at her and then both of them look at Jonathan. "But, what if they break something. I don't want my siblings to break things that would cost you Speedwagon san."

Speedwagon puts a hand under his chin. Then he casually looks at his clock. "Ah, there's just 5 minutes for our class of Intro to Music. "Eh….?" The three of them began running towards their class. The teacher, William Zeppeli was in the door frame, his checker hat was tilted down and he had his hands over his chest. There was a big portion of the door between where he was leaning on. Erina and Speedwagon pass well. When it was Jonathan's turn, he grabs Jonathan by the collar. Jonathan panicked and bowed. "I'm sorry Zeppeli sensei!"

William just chuckles and lets go of Jonathan. He blushed and return to sit between Erina and Speedwagon. During the class, Erina was playing on her phone. She widens her eyes and wrote something in a paper. She gave it to Jonathan, who was smiling at her. Erina moves her fingers to the side and pointed her fingers towards Speedwagon. Jonathan gives the note to Speedwagon. He reads it and moves Jonathan closer. "Hey, Erina chan is telling me. That if you're worried about your siblings breaking something you can just add it to the lists they own you…" Jonathan looks confused at Speedwagon and raises his eyebrow. "You mean, their daily expenses"

Erina just scoffs and leans more to Jonathan. "No, what I mean is. If your order your siblings to work in the grocery shop, they must likely refuse right? So, a while back you said, that you wished your siblings didn't spend that much of money in clothes or just things they have broken, right?" Erina looks at them, figuring they were on the same page as her. "So… what I'm trying to say. If they refuse to cooperate, just tell them from now on. They will pay all their expenses with their own money and if they dare try to break something, it will just be added to their bill…" Erina smiles confidently to herself. While Jonathan and Speedwagon turn pale of how confident and a little bit of trickster Erina could be.

"So, guys line up. This is my friend Robert Speedwagon, he is going to be your boss as well as your manager along with me." Robert bowed and smile. "Hello guys, I have mi-" Speedwagon was cut off when Jolyne scoffs. "Why are you introducing yourself if we know you already?" Gappy smiles and looks through his phone. "Spare him Jolyne san. He has to be nice to…" Speedwagon looks at Gappy who was smiling at him. "Eh, you say something?" Gappy closes his eyes and looks at him with a serious face. "Nothing continue Speedwagon san!"

Speedwagon just scoffs and looks back at his notepad. "Well then, I'm going to mention your name and I'm going to assign your aisles, alright?" Speedwagon just stared at them, while Josuke just makes a hand sign like "yes, captain!" Speedwagon continues with that gesture. "Well, Josuke …" Josuke went towards him. "Oh no, not you Josuke I mean…" Josuke looks down and went back. "His name is Gappy, Speedwagon san!" Speedwagon scratches his back.

"I'm sorry… umm well, Gappy san you are going to work in the Baking and Bread aisle. Alright, Gappy san?" Gappy looks up and smiles. "Jotaro is going to work in the beverage aisle. Just that, okay?" Jotaro just scoffs and nods toward him. "Alright next in the line is Giorno, you're going to work on the cereal, candy, and snack aisle, alright? Giorno just nods while Joseph justs whines. "That's not fair, why don't I work in there? I eat snacks all the time, unlike mister blank face." Giorno tilted his head to one side. "Yeah, nobody is questioning that Mr. flabby belly."

Joseph surprises and puts his hands on each of his faces. "Oh my god! I have not gained weight, right?" Joseph's face turns pale and looks back to his siblings. All of them are trying not to meet his eye. "C'mon guys tell me!" Joseph grabs his shirts and lifts it up, to show his belly. He approaches Johnny. "C'mon Johnny tell me, does this look flabby to you?" Johnny opens his mouth and makes gagging noises. "No, you're flat like a table Joseph san!"

"Okay, Canned Goods and Condiments go for Joseph. That way, you won't try to eat it. What do you think?" Joseph cries and gets on the floor. "Alright, Josuke you're going to work on the Boxed dinner's aisle. As well as the paper products and cleaning supplies aisles?" Josuke whines but nodded. "Now Jolyne…" Jolyne just clicked her tongue and waves one of her hands in the air. "You're going to be in the cleaning household and personal care products aisles." Jolyne scoffs, she crosses her arms. "Is it because I'm a girl?" Speedwagon waves his hands around. "No, I just choose it randomly it's not be-" Jolyne just laughs. "Nah, don't worry speedy I'm just messing with you." Speedwagon blushes and stares at his notepad. "Now, Johnny you're going to be in the cashier. Jonathan mentions me you're excellent at memorizing things fast. So I can count on you on that!" Speedwagon winks at him.

Johnny just stares at him with a blank expression. He moves his lips to a small smile. "Yeah, you can count on me." Speedwagon and Jonathan look at each other, they both smiled. "Now then, let's all make a circle to start this new journey!" Jonathan bumps his fist in the air. His siblings stare at each other and sigh. They gather around into a circle. Putting each other arms around the other person's shoulder. They were all just making a barely noticeable smile in their faces, except for Josuke, Gappy, Speedwagon, and Jonathan. Who were just unto a big straight smile that adorned their faces.

"I don't know…. Speedwagon. Even though you tell me they have been behaving well by putting the things in order. I feel like customer service is going to be a problem." Jonathan put his head to rest on a table. Speedwagon takes a sip of his coffee and puts both of his hands on his cheeks.

"Okay, I heard you Jonathan san. Let's test them"

Speedwagon takes a cloak and puts in around his head. Jonathan peeks with his eyes to look at him. He blinks for a while and pouts. Once again putting his head on the table. "With all your respect Speedwagon san, but I don't think that's going to work." Speedwagon moves his head side to side. "Ah, that's where you're wrong Jonathan san!" He grabs something from his pocket and puts a box on the table. Jonathan raises his head in confusion. "What is that?" Speedwagon opens the box.

"Rejoice in my mystery costume box!" Jonathan blinks several times and looks in disbelief at his friend. "A mustache? Sunglasses?" Speedwagon smirks and grabs his chin. "Yes!" He grabs the sunglasses and puts the mustache right under his nose. "Now, no one can tell me apart!" Jonathan looks at his friend in a blank expression. He didn't have the heart to tell him, that even with those things, his unique thick eyebrows were still visible.

He adjusts his glasses and enters the grocery store.

"Hello, pardon for my intrusion." As he enters, he looks around and sees everybody doing their assignments. Though with some rock songs playing in the background.

"Oi didn't you read the sign we still aren't open to the public," Jotaro said as he moved next to him. He ignores Jotaro and looks at Jolyne who was organizing some batteries on the shelves near the cashier.

"Excuse me, young woman, where are the batteries?"

"Go fuck yourself! Didn't you heard Jotaro saying that we are close?" The man sighs and rubs his temples. "Hey Jolyne gives that old man some spare time, let's practice with him. Hey…" He looks to his back and hears Josuke's voice. "You need some batteries right? We can help you with that as long as you help us with our customer service." Josuke grins at him. He just looks around, making a raspy voice. "Yes, I don't mind!" Josuke put his fists in the air. "Hey, guys, what do you think?" Everybody sighs and nods. "So, should I enter again or?" Josuke clears his throat. "Yeah man, just do that". The man exits and re-enters again. Gappy smiles at him, and finger guns at him. "Ah?" "Welcome du-du-du to our shop!" Gappy smiles and blushes. "Is he going to that every single day?" Came Jolyne voice from her aisle. "I bet he did that just to impress Jasuho if she ever comes here." Came a serious Giorno's voice.

The man enters the beverage section. "Do you perhaps have some melon soda?" Jotaro just looks at him and nods. He passes through a whole section and points to a particular soda. "Oh okay, thanks!" The man goes away. Jotaro grabs the man, by his shoulder. "I thought you were going to buy it!" The man stares at him. "But I just came here for batteries."

"Jotaro san, he is right. Just give it a rest." Josuke's voice came from the other aisle. Jotaro just clicks his teeth, and let go of the man's shoulders. The man enters the other section. "Are you aware of the best deals we have on paper towels?" The man stares at him and smiles. "No, but thank you!" Josuke smiles. "It's okay continue." The man as he enters the other aisle. "Hey donut boy, don't you think that boy from earlier has a weird haircut?" Josuke gritted his teeth and clenched his fists. "I'm about to Dora Dora this guy!"

"It was your idea dumbass!"

The man enters the canned food aisle. Joseph was giving his back to the man. "Excuse m-" Joseph turn his body slowly. He puts his right arm to the air, he raises his index finger. He smirks, as he puts up his left leg at the same level as his stomach. As well as putting his left arm in his hip. Joseph locks eyes with the man. When the man just smiles at him. They stood there for a whole minute without saying anything.

"¡Oh my god! I forgot what I was going to say. I mess it up let's do it again."

"It's okay young man just do it."

Joseph does the pose again and tells the many specials they have in canned foods. The man enters the final aisle around the corner of the grocery store. Jolyne stood there and smile at him. "Hey, I apologize for acting rude. It just I had a bad morning and I took it upon you." The man just nodded. "It's okay, we feel that way…" They stood there in silence. "You wanted batteries right, just go and get them." The man nodded and left the aisle.

As the man entered the cashier spot. Johnny lock eyes with him. "A pack of batteries, right?" The man nodded and give Johnny the money. "So, how did we did it?" The man surprised as he was tapped in the shoulder by Gappy who was staring at him. The other people around the store came around him.

"I think pretty well…" The man smiled at them. They all sighed and crossed their arms. The man look at them. "Actually I wanted to tell you something…." They all look at him. The man took his glasses and mustache.

"Surprise it was me all along!"

"Yeah, you really surprise us! Wow, even my eyes are so blinded!" Johnny mentions as he packs the batteries for him.

"Hahaha, we knew you were Speedwagon who could even forget those iconic eyebrows!" Joseph puts his arms around his shoulders. The man chuckles. Joseph looks at him in confusion, he puts his arm back to his place. "Oi, what is happening Joseph?" Jotaro's voice came from Joseph's back. "I'm not Speedwagon you're mistaken!" The man started gripping his cheeks. He took a well-replicated mask of Speedwagon's face, off his face.

"¡It's me, Dio!" Everybody gasps. "Dio, you bastard!"

"Don't you know how Brother Jonathan has been worried about you?" The blonde hair man, just coughs and smirks. He looks around the store. "Ah, so Jojo doesn't trust you with our father's money and now he is testing you guys if you can handle money properly? Haha, this is so hilarious!" Everybody circles around Dio, except for Johnny who was still over the cashier. "Don't mock us!" Jolyne said as she was raising her fists. Dio holds his hands in the air, still smirking.

"Mocking my brothers? Why would I? In my defense, I never destroy things that were precious to our father. I never went to jail. I never wasted my money in useless shit unlike some of you." Dio stared at them, while they all flinch. "Well, you try to set in fire our house, 4 times Dio." Came Johnny's voice who just enter the circle along with his siblings. Dio looks at him. "Yes, because I don't accept the fact that Jojo takes over the company over me. Even despite when he was alive, he was always praising me."

At this point, Jonathan and Speedwagon had just entered the store. "Dio! You bastard! How the heck you knew I was going to disguise myself?" Dio crosses his arms and looks at him. "I have ears and eyes everywhere Speedwagon. I know every single detail about what is going on in this ridiculous town." Jonathan stands there and just looks at Dio. "Dio, you know why father chose me," Dio smirks and looks over his siblings. "Of course I know, and this guy already knows why too." Dio exits the circle and raises his hands in the air. "Is it because we were all bastard children and the only child whose mother married our father was you. How he can let a bastard child as his heir?" Dio raises his eyebrows, still smirking. Every single one of his siblings just looks down. Jonathan looks at the rest of his siblings and raises his fists.

"Dio, you bastard!" Dio's smirked and grab Jonathan's arms in the air. He slowly approaches Jonathan's ear. "And deep down you know is true. That's why you feel so indebted to raise these guys. You try to overcome the injustice of our father, to feel better for yourself." Dio licks his lips and caresses Jonathan's shoulder. Jonathan just clenches his fists and looks away.

"Okay, that's it! If Jonathan san is not hitting you then I will!" Speedwagon raises his fists and run towards Dio. Dio smirks and doges Speedwagon hits. He runs towards the door and opens it. A brown pickup truck just stationed in front of the store appeared when Dio approaches. "Pucci, open the door!" A brown-skin man in the driver seat opened the guest door. While another man, wearing a cowboy hat. That was sitting in the back of the car, grab his pistol and shoot it reveling a pink gas that covered the view.

While the others were running outside. The pink gas was still on the view. When the pink gas all clear up. The car was gone and was nowhere to be found. "Okay, we can shit all over Dio antics and all but man…" Jolyne moves her head down and then back to her place. "He knows how to escape and enter." Josuke nods. "I hate to say it, but yes he is quite coo-" Jotaro glares at Josuke. "I mean, he is quite a mess!"

Everybody stood there in silence for a moment.

"So…. Since he left the batteries do I keep the money or what?"

"¡Giorno!"

Guys thank you for reading until the end.

By the way, I know, Passione is not Bruno's gang official name. But, I just wanted to put it because it sounded cool.