This timeline is sort of an ode to the mean and women responsible for crafting all of our childhoods. Together they were all friends behind the scenes that went on to find their own success. And I like to thank them for helping my friends and I to set out and find our own.
Prehistory:
Spear, a caveman surviving day by day in the stone age, is united with a T-Rex named Fang after a tragedy befalls both of them. Together, they did the impossible and thrive in the age of Primal.
The Extinction Of The Dinosaurs:
A metorite carrying a great evil, lands on Earth. The darkness slithering across the Earth and destorying all it touches before entering a hibernation.
1185-1600 A.D.:
An ancient Samurai unknowingly releases this great evil named Aku, which then sets out to destroy and conquer his home. The Samurai then recieves a sword forged by the gods to fight Aku and imprison him once more.
By chance, Aku is set free once more and exacts his vengence on the Samurai and his kingdom. The Samurai's son is saved and sails across the world, learning every martial arts, weaponry and language possible to return and kill Aku one day. Proving nearly successful, Aku casts the Samurai into the future in hopes of having the power to destroy him then. This plain fails, however, and the world is returned to it's natural timeline, thanks to a an anonymous Samurai that went by the name Jack.
Mid-1950's:
The nuclear age propels humankind towards the future. So much so that they can even give artifical lifeforms sentients. We even get to see the day by day growth of one robotic female dubbed X-J9, or Jenny as she prefers, in her Life As A Teenage Robot.
1993-95:
The antics of Two Stupid Dogs as they live city life together and a Super Secret Agent Squirrel fulfills government assignments to prevent catastrophes and other odd happenings from happening.
A/N:
This is where things get tricky. For most of these shows would have you believe their characters are immortal with how little they age. BUT! I do believe I've found a fream of time in which all these shows can transpire without making it seem like they're aging. As in, we just need to find a point in the 2K's where adult programs (and I use that term loosley) such as Family Guy and The Simpsons can have their political references to both the Bush and Obama Administration and also allow other shows such as Billy & Mandy to have Cellphones but not iPhones. Therefore, I have narrowed down this line-up of Toons to take place in the timeframe of...
2006-08:
The City Of Townsville, home of The Powerpuff Girls and Dexter's Laboratory (Dial M For Monkey). Heroic youths driven by their idolization of those that came before them, such as The Justice Friends and The Blue Falcon. The Blue Falcon having visited both Dexter and Johnny Bravo. Johnny having encountered Scooby Doo and his human friends and once even enlisting the help of Adam West, Mayor of Family Guy's (The Cleveland Show, American Dad, The Simpsons) very own Quahog and residential retired celebrity of The Fairly Odd Parent's (Bunsen Is A Beast) Dimmesdale.
Staying in Dimmesdale, we can find Timmy Turner, an average boy that no one understands. That is, no one but his Fairy god parents. With their help he is able to jump through various dimensions, meeting the likes of his fellow Hartman creations such as Danny Phantom, T.U.F.F Puppy and other outcast boys such as Lincoln Loud of The Loud House (The Casagrandes) and Jimmy Neutron (Planet Sheen, Back At The Barnyard). And as once discovered during his rescue of Jet Fusion, it is revealed that Jimmy shares his universe with Spongebob Squarepants.
Returning to Townsville we find the villainous Mojo Jojo up to his evil schemes and, undoubtingly, making news headlines. Here, children with impressionable minds and a lack of imagination could think up of an Imaginary friend based on such a villain but without the personality, leaving them unwanted and send them to live at Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends. Located in a town not too far from Peach Creek as they share the same junk yard where Ed Edd n' Eddy come to watch Imaginary Monster fights (Also explaining how Jib and Plank can exsist). That is, when they aren't trying to make a quick buck by selling a knockoff product or opening a poorly ran buisness from their garage. Buisnesses that somehow reach outside of town and to neighboring cities such as Endsville, home of Billy & Mandy (Evil Con Carne, Underfist) which a town so weird that even The Codename Kids Next Door tend to try and avoid going there.
Though, unkown to the heores, someone is at work behind the scenes. Someone, truly Villainous.
A/N:
For the next timeframe we'll assume the Puffs are at the very least 18 therefore we'll add the years they've gained to the year of 2008.
2021:
Ace parts ways with The Gangreen Gang to join the band The Gorillaz. And while it's not the prediction I made years ago, back in my Teen Titans Fanfic "The New Wave Chapter 11: Adventure's In Africa" back in 2013, I did acknowledge the comparisons between the first reboot PPG's animation and The Gorillaz. And the chapter before that, "Hero Academy" beating My Hero Academia to the name by a single year. And don't even get me started on Injustice 2 and my first run with "The Other Gods" fic. Now, you may hink I'm getting side-tracked but I want it to be known that...
I AM CANON! Yes dear reader, I, much like YOU, have what it takes to be canon to this bizarre universe! So, with that said...
20XX:
Up to you.
But personally, I'm tired of waiting. Waiting for our big break, waiting for others to catch up to us to begin work on a single project. That's why I teamed up with ForgeFiction and began my own novel, "The Confession Collection". If you're intrested, feel free to go over and submit your own idea for the next chapter election. I believe in my work, I want to believe in yours, so please do come over to ForgeFiction and help me see this novel to the end. Together, we can make something great.
Until then, I am the Shaman and I'll catch you all next time.
