John Phoenix Age 1 days
"Wow my nephew is good at walking even though he is one day old" said Uncle Phoenix Wright who was John Phoenix's uncle
"Goo gah gah" said John Phoenix who walking even though he was only one day and just got born one day ago
"Haha my baby cousin is so cute!" said Trucy who was his cousin
"My baby is so much better than other new mothers' babies" said Mary Wright who was Phoenix's sister but also a secret sister he learned about 6 days (learn the lore before you leave stupid comments about "Oh Phoenix Wright is an only child, blah blah blah", NO, he has a secret sister, deal with it)
Phoenix Wright plopped down in his armchair and loosened his tie (it had been a long day at work and he was tired)
"Well my nephew may be able to walk at one days" said Uncle "but he can't speak English, no baby can do that"
John Phoenix's baby eyes narrowed
He took that remark as a challenge
"U...Uncle..."
"Oh em ghee" said Trucy "He's speaking English!"
"Uncle... Wright... is...stupid..."
Everybody laughed because it was true, even Phoenix Wright
"Heh this kid is truly something special" thought Uncle Wright
His magic badge started glowing...
(end of first story)