"Oh fuck my life!" Quill freaked out.
"What's a matter?" Charlie asked
"Pregnant again!" She replied, "Erl'aath get here you bastard!"
He came in.
"You just got your own mum pregnant, you're a fucking freak" Quill said.
"But you started sucking my dick" Erl'aath said.
"I'm a sex addict and this has to change but first we need to get my friend out of jail. He got arrested cos they thought he was a nonce but really it was Brian fucking Street Team" She responded.
They went to prison and met Yasmin. This lead to a court case.
The gang, Yasmin, Erl'aath who was in his true form and Jack was at court whilst Brian Street Team was on a plane toilet having a massive shit (he fled to go back to America).
"Evidence that the accused is innocent?" The judge said
"I only got done because of my van. That's vehicle profiling!" Jack protested.
"So you are absolutely sure you're no sex offender? No children or animals turn you on?"
"Nothing weird except i once kept a severed hand in a jar and used it for hand jobs"
Jack thought back to the time he was alone during torchwood series 1.
He took the 10th drs hand out of the jar whilst he was alone.
He unzipped his fly and wrapped the hands fingers around his cock, he liked the cold feeling of the hand. He thrusted it up and down.
"Oh yes YEEEEEEEES!" Jack orgasmed.
Suddenly, Gwen walked in.
"What are you doing?" She asked
"Nothing" jack replied. He put the hand in the jar and turned around. "Wanna have an orgy later?"
Back in the court Erl'aath stepped forward "there was a man who shagged an underage girl but it wasn't Jack. I had a pornstar under my control."
"What the hell?" The judge said.
"I inserted an Arn into him" Erl'aath replied
"The parasite?" The judge asked
"How'd you know" Quill asked
Suddenly the tardis arrived. The 13th dr stepped out.
"It's fine I've told him everything" the dr said
"Jack, you're record is cleared, you are free to go but Erl'aath you're under arrest" the judge said.
They rushed into the tardis and fled. From now on Erl'aath stayed in his human form to avoid arrest, he adopted the name Earl.
In the tardis, the 13th dr and her companions hanged out.
"Ryan you never got to finish and you turned out quite good. Want to shag, there's nothing to stop us this time" Yasmin said
"Oh hell yeah" Ryan said
Suddenly they stripped off and graham and 13th dr joined. They formed formed a sex sandwich (this is a position I have named myself). Thasmin was grinding against each other whilst Ryan fucked Yasmin behind and Graham did 13 behind.
Back at Coal Hill, everyone knew about Angie and Artie getting full marks on their sex education exams, they credited their achievements to their orgy in the tardis. The headmaster decided to encourage everyone to have orgies so that everyone could get full marks on their sex education exams.
Angie and Artie were now extremely popular and were getting laid everyday. In just a week they shagged their whole year.
By the next week, everyone at coal hill had lost their virginity. Marlie, Rapril, Tanya, Miss Quill, Angie and Artie were the go to people to have an orgy with.
Every day, Quill managed to have sex more times than she previously ever had in each day alone, she was loving it but suddenly she had major sex withdrawal symptoms and had to shag more and more until she couldn't keep up.
After school/college finished, Quill and Marlie arrived back to their flat.
In the flat, Quill collapsed to the floor shaking.
"Charlie help"
Charlie came "whats happening?" he asked
"I got to do something about all the sex im having" quill said
"Do you not like it?" Charlie laughed
"Of course i don't you imbecile, well i do but not these symptoms" quill said
"Why aren't i getting any symptoms?" Charlie asked
"Did you ever pay attention to Quill biology classes? A Quill has 5 G spots, I get more orgasms than you, so i get a lot hornier"
Meanwhile Artie was having fun in his bedroom. Three people were in doggy style position on his bed, he took turns to fuck them all. First he penetrated Rita, a blonde girl in his year, then Rebecca, a girl in the same year as the gang and lastly Brad, a year 7 boy. After they climaxed, they sat down and smoked a joint.
Meanwhile, Angie was getting smashed in her mouth, pussy and anus, by Sam, a guy in her year, Jacob, a guy in the gang's year, and Greg a year 7 guy whilst she ate out a girl in the year below the gang called Zoe.
"I shag more than you, Artie uggghhhhhh yeah!" Angie orgasmed.
Back in the flat.
Quill felt pain.
"I need to get rid of this baby too. Charlie call Jack" Quill said.
Charlie rang Jack.
"Hello its charlie, miss Quill is having withdrawal symptoms from all the sex she's had and we need to get rid of her incest baby"
"I know a way but unfortunately the device broke, we need to bring back an old friend of mine, we need your friends Charlie"
1 hour later, the rest of the gang arrived at the flat. They waited for Jack to pull up in his van.
He knocked on the door and Charlie opened.
Jack sighed "I need to get rid of this van"
Jack held a glass jar full of ash for everyone to see.
"Everyone this is owen"
"Some ash?" Charlie said
"He's not just ash, hes an immortal human but he got blown up. We need him back to help us get rid of quill's incest baby and maybe get rid of her addictions"
5 mins later they got in the van
Jack turned on the radio he sang along to up all night by Alex Clare.
"What have I been waiting for,
Been wasting all my time
Watchin' my youth slip away
Surely is a crime
And no, she don't know what we do in our spare time
No she don't know that we've been up all night
All night, all night, all night
We go on and on and on and on and on
Never knowing where, never knowing where
We gonna, we gonna, we gonna end up in the morning
We go on and on and on and on and on
Never knowing where, never knowing where
We gonna, we gonna, we gonna end up in the morning"
1 hour later they arrived at the warehouse.
Jack poured the ash into the machine. He flicked the switch and zap. Owen was back but he was a cyberwoman
"Seriously jack, you go round driving in that pedo van to bring me here and give me boobs?" Owen said.
"Gonna have to hook you up to the cybervagina." Jack said
"I've always wanted to know what a vagina feels like" Owen was excited
"That reminds me of freaky friday by little dicky" April said
"What?" Charlie asked.
"Seriously everyone knows that song" Ram replied.
5 mins later, mateusz penetrated charlie who penetrated Ram who rammed Jack who rammed owen who gave head to April who gave head to Tanya who gave head to quill.
They all came and the machine powered up.
Owen had an electric shock "Oww fuck!"
"Your on your cyber period owen" Jack said.
Owen got back in, jack flicked the switch and Owen was now human.
Owen looked at his reflection "Seriously I'm now a monkey"
"No owen its just your face" jack said
Owen looked at everyone and got a boner
"Wow I can get erections again. Lets have sex"
They had one more orgy.
Matteusz decided to try some polish sex act called the helicopter, he performed it on Charlie. He inserted his tip, grabbed his shaft and shook his dick in circles inside Charlie's anus.
"Oh yes!" Charlie orgasmed.
Mateusz orgasmed in polish.
Rapril 69ed whilst Jack, Owen, Tanya and Quill did a sex sandwich. They kept rotating till they jacked off.
After they climaxed they put on their clothes and Owen rebuilt the singularity scalpel.
They used it on Quill and they got rid of her incest baby. She was happy but couldnt stop thinking about sex.
They headed to Cole Hill and broke into the head masters office. They found the cabinet of addiction, it was like the cabinet of souls except it could help remove addictions if people succeeded in a challenge.
They took the cabinet as they went back to the warehouse.
They opened the cabinet.
"Miss Quill, climb in and remember as long as you don't cum for long enough, you're fine, if you cum you die." Jack said
They put the cabinet onto a stand. Quill climbed in.
After climbing in, Quill walked further on.
"Andrea Quill, its been a while, how about an orgy?" mr armitage stepped forward
"I can show you the offside rule" coach dawson said sexually
"I cant wait any longer im getting wet" ames stepped forward
"Holy shit," quill said. All these people who were dead and were great shaggers had come to see her.
"Id love to shag but i cant i need to get over my addictions." Quill said
Something pushed against Quill. It was long and hard and grinded against her ass. She recognised the curve, it was ballon.
"Hello darling" Ballon said as she turned around.
Quill got wet and her vag tingled.
"Just put it in me for a second but no longer Ballon, I got to get over my sex addictions"
Quill and Ballon stripped off. He put his cock inside, quill had missed the sensation.
Suddenly Ames got behind and thrusted her nose in quill's ass whilst Mr Armitage and Coach Dawson each penetrated her ears.
"Oooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhhgggggggghhhhhhhhhhhggggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fffyfgkoidwiuxegexuyyoppulllooppppppppppppppppmmmmvxsshkhddhifdeyjdeujcfgirsedmpfxzesmffjjdthcdtjbdsrhbxdt fuck my pussy!" She orgasmed.
"No i mustn't" she said to herself "i must get over my addiction else Im fucked but not literally"
She was 10 seconds away from climaxing.
She pushed Ballon away but he fought back to keep fucking her.
"You are not real, you are all are dead!"
5 seconds from climaxing
She got out her gun and shot them all.
She was just milliseconds away from cumming. She had to focus on something but she couldn't she was now 0.0000000000001 seconds away from cumming, there was nothing she could do.
Suddenly, she felt pain. She was on her period, she was no longer going to cum.
"Fuck my life it hurts!" She screamed.
30 mins later her period stopped.
Ames, Ballon, Mr Armitage and Coach Dawson reappeared along with the 11th and 12th drs, Erl'aath, amy, rory, clara, angie, artie, Jack, owen and the gang.
"No sex today fam" she shot everyone. Suddenly she teleported away.
She was back in the warehouse.
"Did it work?" Quill asked.
"Let me test" jack said.
He grabbed her tits and dry humped her, he orgasmed but quill didnt.
"Yes it worked" jack told her.
On the next day, Quill spoke to the headmaster and begged him to temporarily ban orgies. Quill needed to go a month without seeing anyone shagging else her addictions would come back.
Everyone was pissed off but the headmaster removed Pornhub from the list of blocked websites and allowed people to watch it in the library during breaks and he encouraged people to keep shagging outside Coal hill.
Thasmin, Graham and Ryan finished an orgy and the tardis materialised in Sheffield.
"Yasmin, how could you call my friend a pedo, you're a shit police officer"
"Go fuck yourself Doctor" Yasmin said as they left the tardis.
"Fine" the 13th dr said.
She pressed a large button on the tardis.
"fellas!" She shouted.
She whipped off her clothes.
More drs came, each naked
The 12th dr appeared "an orgy hey?"
The 11th dr wolf whistled "wow, I become old then get a vagina?!"
The 10th dr appeared "did someone say an orgy? Oh yes!"
The 9th dr appeared "not just men, a woman too, fantastic"
The war dr appeared "soon you could call me the whore dr"
The 8th dr appeared "good to know im still well hung, ooh nice tits"
The 7th dr appeared "call me the sex professor"
The 6th dr appeared "those tits have nothing on peri's"
The 5th dr appeared "Brought Adrics supply of durex, didn't think that boy could get laid."
The 4th dr appeared "Fuck protection!"
The 3rd dr appeared "I do say, I was hoping for more women too"
The 2nd dr appeared "I'll blow you all as good as my recorder"
The 1st dr appeared "an orgy? But where are all the women hmm?"
The 8 morbius drs appeared then the 8 timeless children (those shown in Timeless Children) and lastly the fugitive dr but 13th Dr didn't know who they were at the time so she assumed they were all her future selves.
"Hello boys and girls" the fugitive dr said as she appeared, "suck on these" she stroked her large saggy tits.
There were 24 men and 6 women.
18 more women arrived to level it, they were more incarnations of the timeless child.
"Even if they are my future, we can't do it with all these children around" The 1st dr said.
"Nearly forgot" the 13th dr said as she pressed a button, all the underage incarnations aged to be 18.
"Viagra anyone?" The 4th dr asked.
"Oh yes please, I do get a bit of the erectile dysfunction," The 1st dr said, "Must be my age!"
They all got into pairs and fucked.
"Hmm, Hmmmmm, HHMMMMMMMM" the first dr orgasmed as he fucked the 13th dr and grabbed her tits.
"Brilliant!" The 13th dr orgasmed.
"Geronimo!" The 11th dr said as he penetrated the first timeless child
The 2nd dr sucked on the fugitive drs tits and penetrated her.
They rotated after every five thrusts and sucks.
30 minutes later they formed a large sex circle.
Eventually every incarnation fucked each other.
The further the incarnation, the stronger the orgasm was as all past incarnations orgasms would come through to the next incarnation and so on.
"I bet the master doesn't have sex as good as this" the 13th dr said
Meanwhile, the masters were in the delgado masters tardis. The delgado master had pressed a button
"Ladies first" missy said
The Delgado master penetrated the Pratt/beavers master who penetrated the Ainley master who penetrated the Tipple master (from intro in the movie) who penetrated the Roberts master who penetrated the yana master who penetrated the Saxon master who penetrated the Dhawan master who penetrated missy.
"Oh fuck" the Pratt/beavers master cried, his dick snapped off as it went into his successor's ass hole. He was pissed off, he had to sit the orgy out.
SOMEONE ASKED IF THIS IS THIS CANON. YES THIS IS 100% CANON BOYS/GIRLS/THIRD GENDERS