Before you read, this is meant to take place in season 2. I know after season 3, a few major changes happen. This is a fanfiction, I do not own any of these charters.
"Hic!" Marinette slapped a hand over her mouth. Tikki flew up to her shoulder, giggling.
"Marinette! You have the hiccups!" Tikki continued to giggle.
"Tikki, I kn-HIC-know." Marinette said, annoyed. "It ruined HIC Adrien's 56th birthday present." She let out another squeak.
"Marinette, your hiccups are loud! Do they hurt?" Tikki asked, trying to make her face droop. Marinette responded with a hiccup and shook her head. The small flying kwami hugged marinette's cheek. Then Marinette's phone buzzed.
"Lunch break is over, Lets go Marinette." The kwami flew into her owner's bag. Marinette headed down her ladder and to school, continuing to constantly hiccup. Almost every ten seconds!
"Hey girl, why so down?" Ayla asked. Marinette just hiccuped. Ayla's cheerful smile melted into a look of pity. "I'm sure they'll go away soon." She said, trying not to burst into a fit of giggles.
They started to walk to class, and Marinette's hiccups persisted.
"These hiccups are HIC so annoying! And they HIC just keep getting HIC worse!" Marinette growned. They slid into their seats. Marinette moments forgot her hiccups and she dreamily started at the honey gold hair in front of her. Ayla chuckled at her friends undying crush on the supermodel.
"Marinette?" Alya whispered. Marinette jumped. "Class hasn't even started yet, and you're already distracted?"
"Sor-HIC-sorry. I can't HIC HIC help it HIC." Marinette whispered back, wincing each time a loud squeaking hiccup escaped her lungs. Adrien turned around.
"Are you ok Marinette?" He asked, smiling at her.
"Adrien! I'm HIC pine. I HIC mean dime. HIC I'm HIC fine. I have the HIC, well you can HIC tell HIC." Marinette stumped over her words, growing more and more red in the face.
"Now class, today we will learn about King Phillip ii." Mrs. Bustier clapped her hands and began to talk. Marinette zoned out, dreaming about Adrien and Hamsters. A hamster named…
"Marinette, when did King Phillip ii Begin his reign?" Mrs. Bustier asked.
"I, umm, was it HIC!" Marinette clapped a hand over her mouth. Chloe burst into laughter.
A shriek came from the hallway. "AKUMA!" Someone yelled.
"You are all dismissed. Hurray home!" Mrs. Bustier called. All the students streamed out.
"See you HIC later HIC Alya," Marinette called. She then continued to run to the bathroom.
Hidden in a bathroom stall, Tikki flew out. She smiled at Marinette, and got ready to transform.
"Tikki! Spots HIC!" Marinette tried to say. Tikki tried not to laugh, and failed.
"Tikki! Spots on!" She said quickly. Tikki got sucked in, quickly turning Marinette into Ladybug. She raced into the hallway, seeing Chat Noir below her. For a minute, she thought that her transformation had gotten rid of her hiccups.
"Hey M'lady! This akuma was really sudden, huh!" Chat Noir smiled at her. Ladybugs yo-yo created a shield, and she sent a quick smile at Chat, then continued to study the enemy.
He looked like an overly colorful clown. A pink paint gun was in his hand.
"I am Sir Painter! Your miraculous are dull, give them to me and they will look a lot better!" The akumatized person said.
"You wish! You will never HIC defeat HIC us." Ladybug groaned. Chat Noir sent her a worried look.
Chat Noir shot out his stick, barely missing the paint gun in the akums hand. Sir Painter ran out the door, then shot the paint gun like a grappling hook towards the eiffel tower. Ladybug began to swing her yo-yo in the same direction, but Chat Noir's stick got in the way, stopping her from lifting off the ground.
"What are you doing! Your gonna kill yourself!" Ladybug was stunned. Chat was always laughing, and he always had a sly smile on his face. This was the first time she had seen him mad!
"Me? HIC! How would HIC I HIC kill my HIC HIC self? That's HIC crazy HIC!" Ladybug argued.
"No. One swing interrupted by a hiccup, and boom. Ladybug splats on the floor." Chat said calmly, then shot his stick up, racing towards the villain.
"HIC Chat HIC Noir HIC! What HIC are you HIC thi-HIC-nk!" Ladybug yelled. She swung her yo-yo after him. Then a hiccup escaped her throat mid swing. She froze for a second. Her yoyo released its grasp on a chimney, sending her speeding towards the ground. Quickly, she shot up her yo-yo, and grabbed a new, closer chimney and lowered herself down. She saw Chat Noir chasing down Sir Painter. Ideas raced through her mind, until she came to a conclusion.
"Lucky HIC charm. HIC LuckyCharm!" She slurred her words together so she could say the words without hiccuping. She reached up her yo-yo, magical sparkles surrounding her. A small rock with engraved symbols fell to the ground. The symbol was familiar. It was the same symbol as the one on the box with all the miraculous in it.
Quickly, she ran behind a building and checked nobody was around.
"Tikki! Spots HIC off. SPOTS OFF!" Marinette de-transformed. She ran inside the building next to her. Up a staircase was Master Fu's room.
"Master HIC Fu!" Marinette ran up to him. He turned to her, surprise on his face.
"There's HIC no time HIC to HIC explain! HIC I need HIC HIC the HIC mouse miraculous!" Marinette tried to coke out.
"I see, the mouse? Of course." Master Fu smiled at her. He pressed the code and opened the box.
"Marinette Dupan-Chang, this is the miraculous of the mouse. You will return it to me when the mission is over." Master FU stretched out his hand, with a small box in it.
"Thank HIC you. I HIC HIC will." Marinette said, taking the box.
She ran out, transformed again, and started to run towards the school. Sabrina was there, helping Chole down the stairs. Ladybug lassoed her with her yo-yo pulling Sabrina towards her. Ladybug watched with a small smile on her face as she watched Chole stomp her foot and yell in rage.
"Ladybug! DId you mean to get Chole? Do you need Queen Bee?" Sabrina started to fret. Ladybug grabbed her shoulder. She held out the box to her.
"Sabrina Raincomprix, HIC, this is HIC the HIC miraculous of HIC the mouse. After the HIC battle, you HIC will HIC return it HIC to me. You HIC can't tell anyone HIC even Chole. Can I HIC trust HIC you?" Ladybug stuttered. She cringed, but continued to speak. The hiccups were so constand, breathing was becoming difficult.
"Of course Ladybug. I will do whatever is necessary to keep Paris safe." Sabrina took the box, and opened it. Mullo flew out, and scanned Sabrina.
"I'm ready!" Mullo smiled at Sabrina.
"Mullo, Get Squeaky!" Sabrinna said, putting the necklace around her neck.
A grey jumpsuit formed around her, with pinkish ears on her head. A pink jump rope with grey handles was wrapped like a tight belt around her waist, with nothing hanging off it. Her hair formed into a ponytail, and turned gray at the end. The suit formed around her hands, with pink paw prints on her paw. Short heeled pink boots were on her feet. They poked up above her suit, and were reminiscent of Chat Noirs boots. A pink mask was on her face, speckled with grey and darker pink dots.
"I'm ready Ladybug! Lets go." She said. "I'm Velue Mouse."
They began to run towards the eiffel tower, were Chat Noir was battling.
"Ladybug? May I ask a question?" Ladybug nodded and Velue Mouse continued. "Why do you need me for this battle?"
"Chat HIC won't let HIC me battle HIC because HIC he HIC HIC says my HIC hiccups could HIC be dangerous HIC HIC HIC HIC!" Ladybug told her, and doubled over in pain. Velue Mouse stoped next to her.
"Ladybug, are you ok? I'm going to go get Chat Noir. He will know what to do!" She whimpered, then ran toward Chat Noir, who was only around 100 feet away. They both came over to her.
"HIC Kitty HIC HIC I'm HIC HIC ok. Just HIC HIC go fight HIC HIC HIC." Ladybug winced as she talked. Chat Noir took her in his arms. She continued to flinch.
"Velue Mouse, can you distract the Akuma? I'll be there to help as soon as possible." Chat asked Sabrina. She nodded, and flung herself into the distance with her jump rope.
"M'lady, are you ok? What can I do?" Ladybug tried to sit up and escape Chat's arms, but another hiccup jolted her back down.
"Chat HIC HIC I'm HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC fine. HIC HIC HIC." Ladybug tried to say. Her hiccups were getting louder each time, and were almost once every second! Chat Noir smiled down at her. He leaned down and whispered in her ear.
"M'lady, I'll stay by your side." He than continued to lean down and kiss her. Ladybug closed her eyes for a second, than opened them to push him off.
"HIC HIC Chat! HIC HIC HIC HIC" She doubled down in pain again.
"It works in the storys!" Chat said, his face burning red. His face changed to one of deep thought. After about a minute, he came up with a idea!
"Whenever I had the hiccups as a kid, my mom would take them from me!" Chat Noir smiled. Ladybug looked at him questioningly, but continued to hiccup. It was so bad, she couldn't talk. She had to take gasping breaths when she could get a break.
"I'll take the hiccups! Then you can capture the Akuma!" Chat Noir filled his mouth with air, and swallowed it over and over again. Well doing this, he pretended to be grabbing the air each time she hiccuped, and out it in his mouth. After a minute of doing his, a hiccup escaped his mouth. Ladybug looked at him in shock.
"Kitty? Now both of us are hiccuping! What were you thinking!" She said angerly.
"You don't huc have hiccups any huc more!" Chat Noir smiled at her. His hiccups were small squeaks, and he did his best to cover them up.
"Thanks Kitty!" Ladybug said. She didn't notice Chats hiccups.
Quickly, they ran towards the Akuma. It was a quick battle. Velue Mouse used Multitude to clog the paint gun, and then jumped out just in time for him to spray himself in the face. This gave Chat enough time to knock it out of Sir Paints hand. It smashed as it hit the ground, and ladybug caught the akuma. The suit came off, and revealed the art teacher from Marinette's school. His gray hair was painted green, pink, and blue.
"Miraculous Ladybug!" Ladybug threw the rock in the air. The paint covering Paris, and her teacher, flew away.
"I better get back to school. Pound it!" Ladybug smiled. Velue and Chat fist bumped her.
"Pound huk it!" Chat said. He managed to cover up the hiccup again.
Ladybug lead Velue Mouse behind a wall.
"Thank you for being so helpful on this mission." She said. Sabrina smiled. She walked away towards the school. Ladybug swang her yo-yo to the nearest balcony, Master Fu's, and dropped the miraculous box there. She then swung back to Chat's side.
"I never got the chance to thank you properly. Your amazing Chat!" Ladybug smiled.
"Its nothing HUC!" Chat started. He clapped a hand over his mouth. But not soon enough. The hiccup escaped him, sounding like a bongo drum with a cold.
"Chat! I thought you were faking! I'm so sorry!" Ladybug cried worriedly
"Realy, it's nothing huc Ladybug! I'm good at covering up huc hiccups, and they're never that bad for me!" Chat smiled. He covered up his hiccups, so Ladybug couldn't tell he was even hiccuping.
"Chat? Do you have the hiccups? It's so hard to tell." Ladybug questioned.
"I'm good at huc that. My mom said that she thought I never really got them! HUC." Chat forgot to cover up his last hiccup. Ladybug started to laugh.
"Chat, your hiccups are so funny! Tikki would be laughing harder than she laughed at me!" Ladybug said, trying desperately not to laugh.
"Very funny HUC." Chat said. He gave up on covering up his hiccups.
Ladybug came up to him, and shocked him by kissing him. She wrapped her arms around his waist.
Chat pulled away to say, "M'lady? What are you HUC doing? HUC!" Ladybug pulled him back.
When they parted, Chat had a look of surprise on his face.
"It works in the storys, right?" Ladybug smiled.
"M'lady! That's just a… wait. You got rid of my hiccups! Thank you M'lady." Chat smiled.
"Does this mean you gave up on the boy you liked?"
"Yes. His name was Adrien Agreste. But he's in love with another girl. I think it's Chole. But I've alway loved you deep down." Ladybug looked down sadly.
"We can't date if we don't know who each other really is!" Chat smiled.
"Oh, I…" Ladybug stuttered. Then she grabbed Chat with her yo-yo, a smile on her face. They landed on Marinette's balcony.
"We can do it here." Chat understood what Ladybug meant.
"Plagg, Claws out!" Chat Noir said.
"It's not Chole I'm in love with." Adrien told Ladybug. "It's you, Ladybug."
"I.. you… Adrien?" Ladybug blushed. "Tikki, Spots off."
Marinette and Adrien stared at each other. Marinette turned away, blushing.
"I know. Your in love with Ladybug. She's strong, and brave, and kind and she protects Paris! I'm just klutzy Marinette. I'm sorry to let you down." Marinette looked down, tears forming in her eyes.
"Marinette, it's you I love! Your Ladybug. You are brave, and strong. Ladybug and you are one and the same." Adrien said. For a few seconds, they kissed. The kiss was interrupted by a loud strange high pitched noise. It sounded like someone was really saying the word hic, but choking and being unable to speak. Tikki moved one of her little paws over her hand.
"Tikki! You have the hiccups!" Adrien started to laugh. Plag and Marinette joined in laughing.
"It's not UCK funny! Ohh UCK I see. Marinette, is this UCK becuase I laughed at UCK you?
UCK!" Tikki said grumily. But after a minute, Tikki was laughing too, in between hiccups.
For the next 3 months, the rumors circled the internet that Ladybug and Chat Noir were dating. After they were accidently seen holding hands after a battle, than again kissing, they did a interview Ayla's Ladyblog. As for Adrien and Marinette's relationship, Nino and Ayla found out just by looking at them. It only took a week before the news was everywhere. They had both received some hate mail from fangirls of Adrien's, but Ayla, Rose, Alex, and Julica's joy was enough to make it all worth it. Everything was perfect.
Plagg never let Tikki live down the hiccups. But Tikki had managed to get so much cheese, that Plagg swallowing it all in one gulp had given him horrible hiccups. Adrien had thought plagg was burping, and Plagg couldn't stop! But that's a story for another day. For now, they lived relatively happily. Other than Hawkmoth, but who cares about him.
The End