The Joker 2: Socitey
Authoers Notes! Warning! This is not just an sotry it say somthing deep about life and the opression of fanfic writers and weebs and gamers in out soicety! Soy if yo cant handle da truth pleas leav
Jack who is was will becaome teh Joker was in his cramp apartmeant in Gotham in the United Stakes of Amerka because he was poor and cold not make millions like da bankers enven though he is a elite gamer and anime and fanfction expret. He was playing an epic game and was doing realy well and kiling noobs but than there was a anocment from the news cast on American ITV "gaming is now baned and anyone who is a gamer will be roudned up" and the Joker snared "this says everyting about our socierty"
Than Jack wheant out to go for a walk to get some sanwitches at Morrisons in Gotham. He was leaising to the sound track to Sord Art Online and carying his waifu wit him because socitey didnot give him a real girfeind because of how opressed gamers are. Than he listend to some Hatsune Miku on his beat box but than he was aroched by som baka gajin American chavs "oi mate wat you lisenin to this gay aime shit for you ant Japanesee"
"嘘だ!, (uso da!) ! (なめるな!, nameru na!)" said Jack but than a docter came over and say "no we did a Japanese test on yo and you are 1000000% Amekian and 1% French" da Doctet said "I can spek Japanese! I can write fanfiction abot Anime! and I have master the Blade!, I might as well be Japanese but Socitey doesn't accept that I am!" Jack Joker said. Than Jack Joker drew out his Katana and said in a lout voice "許さない かかってこいよ! (yurusanai kakatte koi yo!)" Jack Joker said and slew them wit his honorable Samurai Skills that he had leanrt from mastering tha Blade. "Unpossible" said wan of the chavs as he dyed and Jack Joke loked at their ded bodies and said "さすが 可哀相! (Sasuga Kawaisou!)". Than he got som snadwitches from Marx and Spenctors in Gotham Downtown because Morrisons baned gamers because of what the Sun had writien in their article. Evan than he was given strang loks cause he had is waifu wit him :( Weebs are opreesed!
Than Jack Joker weant to teh lieberry and printed his fanfiction master peice Dragon Ball Z and My Hero Acidmeia and Halo crossover and treid to has it published but the published laughed. "This isnt real fiction it fan fiction and fan fiction is pathieitc and also this is copy right and if you try you will be exicuted for breaking copy right laws" the big publisher who is also was a rich man and a banker and a chad said than he went back to his yott beat his wife and sleep with ten porn stars on a piles of moneys.
Jack Joker cold not bleive how much socitry was orpessing him right now but it would be allrighty if he cold get Vanessa to have sex with him becaue he had ben realy nicce to her and gave loads of gifts and also always open door for as a true gentleman. So he want to ask her out but she said "I lekie you as friend but I have Brad as boyfreind" and the chad Brad came and said "wat up babe" and hit her and said "shut up ich we going to do a drug". Jack Joker cold not belive that she would go out with a bad man instead of a good guy.
That was it they socitey had puhsed this man to far he was now the Joker and he changed into his Joker costome and started an uprisng. He wheant on to the steps and did the dance moves but this tim evant mor epice dance moves like that they whould put Statuday Knight Feaver to shame.
Than he gave a speech at the gaming covnetion and told them of how they are opresed bah socitty, than he wheant to the anime socitey and got the weebs to trise up and tham fanfic writers. With this army none cold stop him.
So he had army of gamer wariors and weeb ninjas and Samurai and fanfic writers. So fist they robed a waritrose and at good fod fro free. Than tey a attacked the bankers and rob bank and got al da dosh before the amekrian bobbies came.
Tere were Joker amy everywear to rise up against socity and tey were held teh wal stet banks to ransom and the hole of Gotham. Than they gav list of demands
1 Gamers Weebs and fanfic writers shod be given girlfreinds by teh state
2 Gaming shold be legal and cosider an art form and tuaght at skool
3 Weeb shold be reconined as being Japaenese at hart
4 Waifus shold be reconised as real women
5 Fanfiction shold be respected as real fiction and published
6 Weed shold be legale
7 Anime must be made real
These were demands to be met or tey whould blow up Gotham City.
Mean While in the White House in Washington DC in the USA
Presdient Sonic the Heghog was sitting in teh Ovulation Office and reading some pepper work whent a FBI guy came in a say "Mr. President lok at da news!1111"
So President Sonic turned on the news and saw that Gothem City was being held hosstage. "We need Batman to solve this situration cause I cant as I am a Nuclear Mutant". So President Sonic called Batman on his batpgone and he asnwered "Yes this is Batman who is this seaking"
"This is Sonic" said Sonic "Mr President Sire what do you wish of me?" said Batman "Gothem is being held hostage by Gamers and Weebs and Fanfiction Authors and Clowns" said President Sonic "I know me and Batwoman and Catwoman are working on a plan to stop it" said Batman "Your too slow!" said PResident Sonic and put the hung up.
So Batman and Catwoman and Batwoman gut in their batmoblies and bat planes to fight against the uprising.
Meanwhiles the Joker was giving a speech and than he saw that the souper 'heros' were gooing try and stop his rebelion. "Gamers and Weebs and Fanfic Writers cannot lose now" he said and alle the rebels cheered "come on Batman welcome to my Twisted World Bitch!"
What happens next? Who wins? Will Society change? You decide! Becaise it is more artisitc if I leave it with out a conculsion as that gives a deeper message about life!
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The End?