john phoenix went to the police station to report a crime
"hello this is the cops what can i do for u" said meekins
"someone commited a crime against someone in the swimming pool" said john phoenix
"ok well investigate immediately" said meekins but then john phoenix grabbed meekins gun and shot him for his idiocy and he died but nobody cared
"dumbass why investigate such an obvious crime the crime scene was a swimming pool and the only one who ever wants to go swimming in the chief of police damon gant"
"woah ho ho there johnny" said gant "i have an alibi for the murder"
he was abott to get away with it all
"OBJECTION" john phenix shouted "u may hav an alibi for the murdur but u do not have alibi for dis crime"
"wat"
"teh actual crime comitted against teh victim... was raep!" which is what damn gant does
"ngh grr gahh... WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" laughed gant clapping really fast because he was cornered "u got me johnny" he said and he got fired and went to jail
the end