john phoenix consumes piss
john phoenix was walking home from court after defeating guest with shut up, but before he got anywhere guest came out of nowhere and grabbed him and took him to his secret hideout! how he escaped from gumshoe was no mysteyr to john phoenix, it was because gumshoe is stupid.
"what do you want with me you villain" said john phoenix "know that i can escap at any time"
"hehehe" laughed guest "for my next revenge john phoenix i will make you EAT PISS"
guest threw a glass down and pissed in it then shoved it in john phoenixs face
"eat"
"no"
"why not"
"because piss is something u drink" said john phoenix
guest cursed his stupid wording, then shut up came and arrested him, he knew where they were because john phoenix telepathically told him
"thanks shut up"
"any time john phoenix" said shut up and he slapped guest for not shutting up before sending him back to jail
the end