Two names are selected from an ever-growing list of over one thousand characters, and the selection is...

MYNE

VS

MILE

BEGIN!

(Mile)

It's a rap battle of the isekai, and I'm missin' my opponent.
While I kiss the sky, yes it's Mile, I'm dissin' on this rodent.
Got her head stuck into everything, just fiddling, tryna make a book.
And it took you two years to even get a second look.
You've got the fever, the devouring, keeping you bedridden.
It almost makes me feel bad, but this outcome's already written.
I may be young and still just a kid, but by the time this is read.
I'll be even stronger than before and you'll be lucky not to be dead.
I fucked up dragons, you fainted halfway to the gate.
I'm tired of this battle, go home before it's too late.

(Myne)
I get it, I'm a lot younger than you.
Less powerful, and shorter, that's all true.
But there's still a reason you should get out the way.
It's called the crushing, and it's when I don't get my way.
You don't know what's coming, there's still so much ahead.
I get a library, and you're stuck as just a powerhead.
I got friends and a family, connections all around me.
You're a princess on the run with abandonment anxiety.
Apprentice priestess pious for papyrus, I made paper from a trombe.
Ideas out my rainbow irises to make more gold than you could squander.

(Mile)
Okay, I guess it's time for you to take your bow.
Cause you're done in this fight, I'll tell you how.
I'll show you magic and might so you can kowtow.
Pray to your holy lord you survive the Crimson Vow.

(Myne)
You've gotta be kidding, I'm an entrepreneur at five.
This is a fantasy world, I've gotta work to stay alive.
I make the products and nobles beg for participation.
While you live in fear of pending nuclear annihilation.
Say, let's switch places, give me the omnipotence.
You can be the weakling and I'll dunk on opponents.
We both know I'm the more literal literary competent combatant.
Go back to bed, I'll take that power and expand my list of patents.

(Mile)
Hmm, Nano, is there any way we could, I dunno.
Heal this girl's sickness and let her parents know.
She shouldn't be out this late, and I'm worried for her really.
It's just delusions of grandeur from a child being silly.
Here's an idea, I'll make sure you get home safe.
And when your parents tuck you in, then I'll be on my way

Wait, what's this?

It's... it's...

TANYA DEGURACHAFF

(Tanya)

If it's an isekai rap battle it should be Degu in the saddle.
I'm not here to saber-rattle, I'm here to cull the cattle.
From on high.
In the air above the clouds.
In my sights.
Two little kids on the ground.
I'm an aerial mage, volunteered when I was nine.
Wrecked havoc over thousands of miles and blown up mines.
I'm the greatest mind in isekai, Devil of the Rhine.
Bringing fear and loathing to the West and Eastern lines.
Striking foes dead from above, climbing high in the sun.
Raining lead like the Empire's hammer, I'm the only one.
Golden gun girl taking every round of every match.
Seen through every single wartime scheme that I hatch.
Gods and generals play their plans to my tune.
When I fume, cowards get buried in a new tomb.
I hit em again and again like a revolving door.
Soaring over your heads for the world of eternal war.
Magic and power, and the wealth of knowledge to bet?
I'm both of you combined, fuck with me and face the quartet.
This is D-Day, and D is for Degurechaff.
It's Operation Overlord, I split my enemies in half.
Spreading shadow, the light is repealed.
All your weapons and magic I steal.
Your shitty worlds are fantastic, while mine is shitty and real.
Now yield and kneel before the Empire's shield.
Grinning mad like an eel concealing my feelings.
Breaking down other nations, their defenses peeling.
There's only one who could face me, but after I kill her.
You're both going to fall before the Argent Silver.