"Damn... she's looking fine." Byleth said as she was distracted from Kazooie smashing all the fighters on the Midgar stage.
"You're not telling me you want to get hitched with her, are you?" Dry Bowser questioned while fixing up a vehicle. "You've seen how strong she is."
"I have to try." Byleth said as she then slammed her heavy weapon on the Breegull bird, catching her attention. "Hey, I think you're sexy. Can you go in me since your body functions different from mine?"
"...what the hell are you talking about." Kazooie blankly said as she slammed the Fire Emblem teacher away with her powerful wing flaps. "Leave me alone..."
"That didn't go well." Dry Bowser chuckled while keeping his skull straight.
"I don't understand, why didn't she love me?" Byleth whimpered as tears began forming in her eyes.
Dry Bowser bent down to place a boney hand on her shoulder. "Because that's not how you fall in love you idiot."