About a day after the Sasuke Retrieval Mission...
"So, Kakashi-Sensei! What kind of missions did you do when you were younger?"
Ah, his cute genin wanted to know about his missions? Oh well. He would be a bad sensei if he didn't teach his students about what they asked, wouldn't he?
"Ah, the occasional toppling of an organization, village, killing of a dictator, why?"
"And your best skill is assassination, right?"
"Yes? I don't understand why you're asking?" What were his cute genin students (minus Sasuke) doing?
"And your other best skill is tracking, right?"
"Not mine, more my ninken." Now he was very confused. Why were they asking about his tracking skills?
"So, couldn't you just assassinate Orochimaru?"
Of course he couldn't- wait.
About three days later…
Orochimaru was in the middle of another healing session with Kabuto, after all, how else would he regain his jutsu? Suddenly, he heard a noise.
"Kabuto, what was that?"
"Likely, just the wind."
"Kabuto…"
"Fine, I'll go check."
"So, was there anything there?"
Kabuto… stayed silent.
"Kabuto?"
"Kabuto, if you don't come back immediately-!"
It was about that time he got a Chidori in the chest.
"So, Kakashi-sensei! What kind of missions did you do when you were younger?"
"Maa, maa, Naruto," he eye-smiled, "Let's not worry about that. You wanted a jutsu, right?"
"YATTA!"
Yeah so this is a one-shot, it's not gonna be updated. Pretty good for like 20-30 minutes of work.