A/N: This is meant to be a parody and not meant to be taken seriously or follow the canon. thank you.

Chapter 1: Shao Kahn vs Kenshi

Shao Kahn's Kolosseum

Kenshi faces Shao who is sitting on his throne in the middle of the Kolosseum. "you have beaten my entire outworld gauntlet," Shao Kahn started, "it is only fitting that you fight me last." he got up and faced Kenshi. "Round one, Fig..." Shao Kahn yelled before taking a good look at Kenshi.

"wait are you blind?" he asked. "Uh, yeah," Kenshi said.

"and you just carry that long sword around," he asked.

"Yeah, what's the problem?" asked Kenshi.

"Arent you ever afraid of cutting the wrong guys head off," Shao Kahn asked.

"ehh, no not really," Kenshi said, "I have a demon in this sword that tells me where to go and what to do so I'm pretty much covered."

Shao Kahn looked horrified as if that's the most horrible thing he's ever heard of.

"eh, whatever FIGHT" Shao Kahn yelled. they both ran at each other.

Kenshi Destroyed Shao Kahn in typical boss fight fashion and that is how Kenshi beat Shao Kahn, the man who ridiculed him for being blind.