===Phoenix Wright in Don't Starve===

One day, Phoenix Wright is in his house, reading trollfics on his computer.

"haha! this is 2s tupid i luv it." he said.

But then Maya sent a game gift from Steam.

It was... Don't Starve and Don't Starve Together.

"oh maya sent me another gaem yis." phoenxi had 137 gmaes on his account and all of tehm was sent by Myaa beccuz phonix was too barok to buy gamez.

phoenn isntaled the game and ran on it.

He creteed an eew save file but sudenly...

TEH GAME SUKED PHONEXI IN HIS COMPUTAAER!1111!

He started seeing some ancient texts liek:

*GENERATING WORLD*

*SPAWNING PLOT-HOLES*

*FRAMING PINES*

*WES SUX LOL*

*UPDATING THE AUTOPSY REPORT*

*SOLVING THE CRIME*

*RENDERING WILSON'S BEARD*

*GENERATING WINTER*

*INSERTING GAME THEORY*

after a minute, phoneix heard some harmoniumz but it wasn2t da music

IT WAS A SPEECH!11

"Say pal you dun't luke so gud" said Maxwell

"wtf you are not gumshoe" said Phoenxi

"U beter find sometin 2 eat befor night comes." said Maxswel and he vanished liek a jerk he is.

"wow what a fuck. but where am i?" asked phonsi.

Itwas a very fak world where rabbits with horns existed. the trees lookd normal but it's all a plot twist becuz there are tree monsters.

phoex decided to cut some trees because he needed fire soon. He hold some pines on his heand and he said

"this is all your fault pines! And maya's too! F YU MAYA!"

Pheonix also gathererd some berries and carrots becuz he was not going to starv since this is the games's title. later he saw a mime doing som trix. Phoenxi decided to warn the mime about the evli Mxawell.

"bewaer theres an eil man teleporting around 2 mock peple." sadi Phoen.

miem did an "Ok" sign and sterted following Phoenix around.

pheon hated that but decieded to not say anthin becus it's rude.

It was about to get dark so phox decided to burn a fire.

Mime and nick cooked some food a nd they eight happily. they werent going to stave but ten sudeenly...

Everything went blak becuz fier died.

"oh shit osh it" said phoenix. "im going to dieeeeee!"

btu he remembered how to make a torch. and he made a torx.

"eys soem light!" cheered Nix. But mime didn't cheered.

"why are yu no thappy? we hav elgiht!" asked phoenx but when he turned around...

THE MIME WAS DED!1!

"OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screemd nick.