First things first.
I DON'T OWN GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY!
ALL RIGHTS BELONGS TO THE RESPECTIVE OWNERS OF THE MOVIES!

This story is a sequel for my story "Captain teaches a lesson", which can also be found on this account.
You should know this story before reading this one, just saying.

I am honest for I have totally forgotten about the sequel.
Found it on my laptop last week and now I have finally found the time to upload it.

It's a silly story, just a warning ;)

Lots and lots of fluff and a few tickles here and there :3

And as always: Sorry for grammer/spelling mistakes.
English is NOT my first language!

And as always feedback in the form of a comment is very much appreciated by me.
By commenting, you show me your interest and comments are the bigges motivation for me to keep going,
so please don't be shy and let me know what you think about this story, thank you!

KARMA gets everyone

Magnificent silence enveloped him.

At last it was quiet on the Milano and he could sit back and relax a bit, as he was the first to come back on board of the spaceship. The rest of his crew was still on Xander and Peter didn't know when they would be back.

Also good, because he finally had a little time for himself then.

There was no one who wanted something from him all the time, who made fun of him, who enjoyed himself at his expense...or who told his crew embarrassing stories from his childhood!

Just the thought of it was enough to make him blush like mad and he quickly shook his head, tried to suppress these thoughts and instead put his headphones into his ears and switched the Zune on. Of course, only when he made sure that he was really alone. Unimaginable what would happen if Rocket would see him with the music player in his hand. That would only lead to further mockery and stupid sayings on the part of the raccoon and Peter didn't want that at all.

And he didn't even start with Yondu!

He had already caused enough mischief earlier...

He shook his head again, banished all these thoughts from his head and lay down on his bed. With a small smile on his face, he clicked through the individual songs that were stored on the Zune and he couldn't help grinning when he found his old songs among all the new ones and he was sure that Yondu had stored them in the system of the Eclector, because how else should these songs have found their way onto the Zune?

Yondu could pretend to be as hard as he wanted to. In the end, he remained an old softie...

Ohhh, Peter would definitely rub this under his nose when Yondu was back on the ship and he would do this in front of the entire crew, of course, so that it would have an appropriate effect. The Ravager had to learn that he was no longer a small child and therefore could no longer do whatever he wanted with him without it having any consequences for him.

Yondu wanted to ridicule him before everyone else?

Peter could also turn the tables on him!

But as soon as Peter thought of this form of revenge, his guilty conscience crept in and he immediately rejected these plans. Yondu had done so much for him, had almost sacrificed himself for him and so he thanked him for that? By destroying his reputation? Ridiculed him?

No, he couldn't do this and secretly he also knew that he would never do something like this in the first place. The Centaurian could still be mean to him; he couldn't do this to him. Never...

But he had to do something about this behavior if he didn't want to be ridiculed in front of the entire team again. It was bad enough for him when Rocket came around the next corner, grinned at him and threw a snarky comment ala "Well, Star-Loser? Already played with daddy today?" into his face and then disappeared as quickly as he had come. And Peter almost sank into the ground every time these words reached to his ears.

He wanted to get revenge on this blasted raccoon too, but he couldn't compete with Groot because he protected Rocket as much as he protected him and Peter knew in what it would end for him, would he even think about revenge. He had tried to take revenge on Rocket for his teasing once though. The whole thing had ended with Groot (the adult Groot back then) holding him down with his tendrils and Rocket tickling him until tears ran down his fiery cheeks and until he had begged them for mercy. He didn't want to repeat that under any circumstances, so his revenge had to focus on Yondu for now.

He couldn't expect any help from the rest of his crew though.

They only rolled their eyes when they saw how he was engrossed in an argument with Rocket again or when he was arguing with Yondu. Gamora described him as "childish" and left the room, because she didn't want anything to do with this. Mantis watched everything silently, but still fascinated from the next best corner. Drax was caught in an epic laughing fit every time something like this happened and Kraglin chosed not to interfere. He was the quiet part of the whole group anyway. Sometimes Peter even forgot that Kraglin was still there, for the Ravager stayed so much in the background.

In the end, Peter was on his own, but he wouldn't be "Star Lord" if he couldn't handle it. With everything that was sacred, he had saved the damn galaxy! Twice! Then he would still be able to cope with a bigmouth like Yondu...right?

Inwardly, however, he doubted it strongly, since Yondu was still stronger than he was and nothing much had changed over the years. Peter had grown up, had become even taller than Yondu, but still...the Centaurian was simply stronger than he was. And then there was that stupid Yaka arrow...

A grumble left his throat and he turned the music up, finally trying to get all these thoughts out of his head, which he even managed to do after a few minutes.

His eyes closed and slowly he began to drift off into the land of dreams...

Moments later, a surprised cry left his throat, when suddenly the headphones were pulled out of his ears and when he opened his eyes, he saw Yondu, who was standing above him, grinning broadly and his mocking gaze alone was enough for Peter the blush.

If you talked about the devil, he was already standing next to you...

"Looks like ya like my little present?"

Of course he had to rub it under his nose again!

Oh boy…

The young man sat up, grumbling and scowling at him, but Yondu was not intimidated by this, put his bags down, took off his coat and sat next to him, still grinning at him.

"What the hell are you doing here? I thought you were out on Xander with Kraglin so that you could run your errands?" Peter asked and he also let Yondu know his displeasure, which didn't bother the elder in the slightest.

"I was, too, but I got bored and I thought I'd go and see how you're doing. All alone on the Milano...not that ya get bored, ya know? And don't look at me like that. Kraglin copes well without me. After all, he's an adult."

"And I am not an adult?"

Yondu's grin widened.

"Do you seriously want an answer from me, boy?"

"If I think about it… no!"

"It is better that way."

"Oh, shut up...and give me my Zune back!" Peter growled, when he saw how Yondu was taking the MP3 player in his hands and staring at the display. His grin widened and a soft chuckle left his lips. "Father and Son" from "Cat Stevens" was shown on the small screen and when he looked at Peter he couldn't help but laugh when he saw the blush on his boy's face.

"This is a nice song, Petey, I know."

"Oh please...I just wanted to click it away anyway..."

"But of course ya wanted to. Right after ya finished it, didn't ya?"

"Oh, shut up!"

"You don't have to be embarrassed, ya know? I think it's great that ya like my gift so much. When I saw this thing, lying in one of those shabby junk shops back then, I thought "Petey would like that if he ever came back to the pack" and I just..."

"Stole it?"

"Bought it."

The young man turned his head to Yondu and looked at him with an eyebrow raised and genuine amazement on his face.

"You bought it? So does that mean, that you spent units for me?"

"Yes. Do you have a problem with that?"

"No...but...otherwise you always steal everything you want. That's how pirates do it. You taught me that yourself."

"Not everything. I also have enough units, my boy. Don't worry about it. But...if ya really want me to steal this thing..."

Again there was that grin on Yondu's face and Peter's eyes widened when he saw how the Centaurian wanted to put the Zune into his pocket.

"Hey, what are you doing there, Yondu? Don't do that!"

"What? I thought pirates steal everything they want?"

Of course, he now had to use his own words against him.

A growl quickly came from Peter's throat and he tried to take the Zune away from Yondu, but the elder kept it out of reach, using his free hand to push the boy away from him when Peter leaned over him and trying to grab the player. But he just couldn't do it, which frustrated him.

"No matter how tall you are, boy, but you still won't get this thing if I don't want to."

That was so typical of Yondu!

Even then, when Peter was a little boy, he had loved taking his Walkman away from him; simply because he enjoyed teasing Peter. And apparently he hadn't changed a bit.

But there was a serious difference to that time: Peter was no longer a small, weak child!

And he let Yondu know this by pouncing on him, pushing him onto the bed and at the same time reaching out his hand for the Zune, but Yondu managed to push him away and quickly put the little player into his shirt.

Peter paused briefly, looking at him with a more than annoyed look in his eyes and growled again.

"Are you freaking serious?" he grumbled, but Yondu just waggled his eyebrows, grinning.

"Come and get it, if ya dare."

"With the greatest pleasure!"

Peter pounced on Yondu like a wolf, who barely managed to avoid the boy, because he hadn't expected this sudden attack. Seconds later the two fell back on the bed; Yondu, stomach first, and Peter, who was lying on his back, trying to turn him over. But Yondu struggled against him, managed to throw Peter off and while the young Guardian tried to sit up and grab Yondu's clothes at the same time, the Centaurian grabbed the Zune, which had fallen out of his clothes during the not so serious attack and quickly hid the small device under Peter's Pillow who hadn't seen that.

Tit for tat, Yondu thought and he alluded to the time when Peter had hidden his Yaka arrow under his pillow. Let's see how he would like it if he just turned the tables on him and giving him his own medicine to taste.

But if he thought that he had the upper hand in this fight, he was wrong, because Peter pounced at him like a predator, pushed his shoulders down and straddled his butt.

"Give it back to me!" he growled, but Yondu just grinned and shook his head.

So he wanted to switch to stubborn, right?

Peter could do the same!

Without saying another word, he put his hands between Yondu's stomach and the mattress and tried to get his hands under the Ravager clothes, but Yondu blocked his way with his hands and tried to push him off at the same time.

"You're worse than a little child!" the boy grumbled as he gave it up after a few more tries and turned Yondu back around on his back and then straddled his legs.

"Now look who is talking!" the Ravager grinned back and when he waggled his eyebrows again, it was over for Peter.

"Oh, just you wait, you old grouch! I am going to get you now!"

"Oh yeah? Try it! We both know how this fight will end! I also have an ace up my sleeve..."

The older man was already pursing his lips for a whistle, but Peter quickly clapped his hands onto his mouth.

"Oh no, no, no! Not that! That's unfair! Fight like a real man and not like a coward!"

Coward?

Almost immediately, Yondu's gaze darkened and Peter felt how he bared his teeth and growled like a wild predator under his hands. He grabbed the boy's wrists and Peter was surprised at how strong the Ravager was in his current situation when he managed to push his hands away from his mouth. His eyes were dark as the depths of the universe and he growled again.

"Coward, huh? Well, then the old-fashioned way!"

He said nothing more when he lunged at Peter, sat up with him and wrapped his arm around the boy's neck. However, Peter quickly got himself together and did the same and the two started wrestling with each other. That alone was enough to evoke memories in Peter. Memories of his childhood. Memories of a time when Yondu often tried to teach him to fight in this way. They had done this really often, but Peter had never won. Yondu was a huge cheater but Peter could just turn the tables on him now, because he remembered something else...

He also felt that Yondu's powers were waning as quickly as they had come, because he was still not 100 percent himself, was still weakened. No wonder, since he had had to keep the bed long after he and Peter had been saved from space. Yondu had been exposed to the cold of the universe for a considerable time and when he and Peter were brought on board of the quadrant, Yondu had passed out and it had taken a very long time to wake him up and until he had been responsive again.

And even now, after a few weeks in which the Ravager could get up again, his powers still didn't seem to be completely back. Something that Peter could use to his advantage now...

He tried to push the Centaurian back onto the bed, which he even managed to do. Yondu could try to fight back as much as he wanted to, but he just wasn't strong enough to win in a one-on-one fight now. Besides, he had taught his boy a lot of tricks and Peter hadn't managed to save the galaxy twice for nothing…

Before Yondu knew it, he was back, lying on the bed again with a grinning Peter above him who straddled his legs, grabbed his arms and held them firmly next to his head on the mattress. Breathing heavily, they looked at each other's faces; Peter still with a big grin on his face and Yondu with a "I-don't-think-that's-funny!-"look on his own face.

"Got you!" the boy teased and Yondu just rolled his eyes.

"If ya think ya can win so easily, you are very wrong, boy. It's not that easy!"

"I already thought that you wouldn't give up so quickly. But there's something that someone taught me once, you know?"

"So? And that would be what exactly?"

"Oh, that's something you should be very familiar with. I remember someone who always beat me with this little trick when I was a little child."

Yondu didn't like in which direction this conversation was going now...

"I don't know what you mean..." he grumbled.

The grin on the younger man's face widened and the mischief sparkled in his eyes.

"Oh no? Then let me refresh your memories! "

Before Yondu got the chance to say a word, Peter attacked him.

He let go of his hands and immediately slipped them under the Ravager's clothes and tickled his bare stomach. Yondu immediately pressed her lips tightly together, tried to look as serious as possible, but Peter clearly saw that he wouldn't be able to maintain this serious facade for long. Over the years on the Eclector, he had found out that even Yondu was ticklish, if not as bad as himself. But it worked quite well in some places and one of them was his stomach and his fingers were just sticking to his stomach as if they were glued to his skin. His tickle attack was quick and merciless and he pressed his fingers firmly into the twitching abdominal muscles and massaged them and the longer he did this, the more he could see the corners of Yondu's mouth twitching up against his will, as he failed fighting against it.

The Centaurian grabbed his wrists, tried to push his attacker's hands away from him, but he just couldn't do it, because he was just not strong enough and the little wrestling had just cost him valuable strength and he could only lie there and try to endured it somehow.

Maybe Peter would just lose interest if he didn't react?

But who was he kidding?

The corners of his mouth trembled and twitched upward with every stroke over his ticklish skin. His abdominal muscles twitched whenever Peter's fingers teasingly wiggled over it and he knew that the boy wouldn't give up until he had his Zune back and at the same time had his revenge on him, because a few hours ago it was Peter who was laughing and begging for mercy when he had tickled him together with Rocket and Groot.

Actually, he didn't deserve it any other way.

His thoughts came to an abrupt end when the dam finally broke and when he threw his head back and laughed loudly, when Peter found a small spot on his lower abdomen that had cost him one or two wins in one of her little "fights" twenty years ago. Apparently Peter still remembered this spot, because he was attacking it like a Klyntar in an eating frenzy.

It wasn't long before Yondu laughed and even shrieked under this ticklish treatment. He kicked his legs wildly, rolled around on the bed and tried to push Peter's hands off his stomach, but the young man just laughed, turned him back onto his back, when he rolled onto his side, and attacked him again.

"D-damn it, Petey! Stohohohop!" the older man laughed and a loud squeak cut through the air, as Peter's right hand went up and started to feel around under his shirt, as he searched for the Zune, for he still thought it was hidden inside his shirt.

"Where is it?!" he growled while his hand continued to search for his beloved music device.

Yondu meanwhile got more and more lost in his laughing fit. Partly because it still tickled what Peter was doing to him and partly because he found this situation just too funny, because he was just giving the boy his own medicine to try here. Wasn't it Peter who had stolen and hidden his Yaka arrow as a young boy to tease him? Now, after twenty long years, he finally took his revenge on him, even if he was suffering a lot under it.

Well, Karma is a bitch...

But he wouldn't have become one of the most dangerous space pirates if he didn't try a counterattack at least. Hell, he was a Gladiator who had fought the worst fights to amuse the Kree! He had even fought with a Klyntar once! Then he would be able to win a silly tickle fight against Peter!

He tried to put all his remaining strength together, reached out his hands and got hold of Peter's sides and immediately he pressed his fingers together rhythmically and grinned broadly, at the loud squeak he earned for this action and the even louder "NO!" YONDU! DON'T! STOP IT! TAHAHAHAT TIHIHIHICKLES!" which he got as an answer.

His boy had always been very ticklish. Something that would now doom him if he gave Yondu the upper hand, but Peter didn't seem to want to let it get that far, because his hands were still under his shirt and tickling him as well. But Yondu didn't give in either and he pressed his fingers a little harder into the boy's shirt, who then threw his head back in loud laughter. But he still didn't give up, just like the Centaurian and so they tickled each other until tears were gathering in their eyes and let themselves fall more and more into their childish game.

How long the game lasted no one knew later, but a loud clearing of the throat, that came from the door, tore the two out of their playful fight.

Peter blushed deeply when he saw Rocket, standing in the doorway, grinning broadly at him and exposing his fangs while doing so and even the little Groot, who was sitting on his shoulder, giggled happily at the sight in front of him.

"H-how long have you been standing there, Rocket?"

"Long enough, Quill. Are you and your precious Daddy having fun?"

Even Yondu felt the heat shoot into his cheeks and if he hadn't been so weak he would have shoved his Yaka arrow right up this Rat's ass!

Peter growled and seemed to share his thoughts.

"Go away, Rocket! That's none of your business!"

The raccoon just laughed when he turned around and left.

But not without one last "Yeah, yeah Quill. Have fun with your Daddy~. But not that you wet your pants from laughing so much!".

Oh man, someday he would kick Rocket right into his furry ass!

But now it was Yondu's turn and so as not to be disturbed again, Peter got up and closed the door and locked it this time so that something like this wouldn't happen again. Then he went back to the bed and pushed Yondu back onto the mattress, because he wanted to sit up.

"Oh no, Yondu! I'm not done with you yet!"

"Give it up, Quill! I ain't telling ya where it is!"

The Terran grinned.

"Oh no? Well, we'll see about that!"

And shortly after these words, Yondu threw his head back into the pillow, laughing, and writhing like a worm under the tickling fingers that had slipped under his shirt again and this time slowly tickled from his stomach, over his ribs and then up to his armpits and wiped out any resistance on his part, because Yondu was now more concerned with pressing his arms against his body and protecting himself from this mean tickle attack.

"You will tell me, Yondu. Count on it! I will get it out of you! And if it takes all day!"

Yondu had no doubt about that when he started roaring with laughter as Peter found a spot which he hadn't known until today that he was ticklish there.

Oh man, what had he gotten himself into?

What had he always taught Peter as a child?

"Never steal anything from a pirate, boy."

And since he had raised Peter, he was also a pirate now.

Oh man.

He should really start listening to his own words one day.

After all, he now knew in what this would end...