A/N: This story is dedicated to my younger brother who created and wrote this story, I just written his story down and edited it. Disclaimer that I love pink and that all colors are beautiful. Any offensive racist jokes are not to be taken seriously. This story is just for fun:)
It was a nice, bright sunny day. It was Pinkalicious' birthday but things didn't go as planned. Everything in her party wasn't pink which made her distressed and frustrated. She was tired in seeing stuff that isn't her favorite color, which is pink of course. She was tired into pretending that the other repulsive, putrid, disgusting colors in her party was fine. It was not. She wanted everything pink. She needs everything to be pink. She wanted everything to be fucking pink. Pink was Pinkalicious' life and religion. She had even bowed down to the pink fucking demon of hell herself. She had secretly joined the fucking pink cult of the Pinkers who worships the fucking pink Satan. She had even go as far as to secretly smoking pink weed, snorting pink crystal meth, and fucking forced her parents till gunpoint to pay for her surgery to dye all her organs pink because Pinkalicious' parents are also a bunch of fucking cunts. But alas the only thing she couldn't do was to turn her skin pink, even though she succeeded when she ate a bunch of pink fucking cupcakes when she was younger. If only she still have pinkitis. It was pretty obvious that everyone in fucking Pinkville knows about Pinkalicious' fucking pink addiction to fucking pink. But her birthday turned around when she received a fucking pink wand from the fucking birthday fairy herself. Pinkalicious was overjoyed, knowing that something finally came her way from having a miserable fucking birthday.
Pinkalicious was overjoyed, knowing that something finally came her way from having a miserable fucking birthday Pinkalicious was skipping around Pinkville turning everything in sight into fucking pink. Pinkalicious didn't have a fucking care in the world because she doesn't give a fuck, she loved turning everything pink, from traffic lights to Rafael's dog, Rusty. She had also turned everyone's house into fucking pink. She loved it all and she didn't care about her actions, but everything is about to change...
Pinkalicious was skipping at the town park, turning the trees pink while her petty fucking friends tried to catch up to her but it was no use because Pinkalicious' friends are fucking pussies. When she stopped, her fucking friends stopped to catch their breaths.
"Pinkalicious won't you fucking wait?!" Peter sighed as he catches his breath on his Walmart lame ass broke ass scooter.
"Hell no! Hey you guys see that fucking evergreen tree over there?!" Pinkalicious exclaimed as she pointed at the evergreen tree.
"Fuck yes! We're not fucking blind you know! What about it?" said Jasmine as she was still fucking upset that Pinkalicious turned her recorder pink.
"Well that tree is a evergreen. What if that tree is a everpink!" Pinkalicious fucking twirls around for the trillionth time as she was filled with glee.
"Hell no!" screamed Peter. "Pinkalicious you need to chill!"
"Fuck y'all!" screamed Pinkalicious as she fucking twirls her fucking pink wand at the tree.
"Pink..." said Pinkalicious.
Then suddenly Kendra come into the picture by fucking driving her fucking Gucci Supreme scooter across the park. Pinkalicious' pussy friends gasped as Kendra was heading towards Pinkalicious' direction.
"Pink..."
Kendra was getting closer. Everybody knows how Kendra fucking despised the color pink. They all knew that Kendra will be fucking pissed.
"Pinkalicious are you fucking blind?! Kendra is heading towards you!" Peter screamed but it was no use because Pinkalicious is deaf as fuck.
"PINK!"
And with the twirl of the fucking pink wand, Kendra looked at Pinkalicious, her former best friend and screamed.
"I AM FUCKING PINK! YOU SON OF A BITCH! YOU MOTHER FUCKER! IM PINK! YOU BITCH ASS MOTHER FUCKER!" Kendra shrieked in horror as she herself is pink but her skin. "My shoes are pink! My dress is pink! And my hair IS PINK! YOU CUNT! YOU NIGGA!"
"Oh my fucking god Kendra! I'm so sorry!" Pinkalicious shrieked.
"YOU FUCKING BETTER BE PINKALICIOUS! YOU KNOW I HATE FUCKING PINK! I DONT LIKE PINK AT ALL! THAT WASN'T VERY NICE OF YOU PINKALICIOUS!"
"JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WOULD YOU CHILL OUT FOR A SECOND!" Pinkalicious screamed at Kendra.
"YOU HAVE TO TURN ME BACK YOU MOTHER FUCKER!" hollered Kendra as she restrained herself from fucking killing Pinkalicious.
Pinkalicious not knowing what the fuck to do tried to figure out how to turn fucking Kendra back so she could ride on her fucking Gucci Supreme scooter again.
"This should help!" Pinkalicious said as she closed her fucking eyes and twirled her fucking pink wand in reverse. "Pink, Pink, PINK!"
When she opened her eyes she couldn't believe her eyes, Kendra is all pink! Including her skin! And boy Kendra's fucking pissed now.
"PINKALICIOUS! YOU MOTHERFUCKER!"