With a pandemic that most of us never expected would happen being in progress, many things we need to get by, like toilet paper, are in high demand and low supply. Here the Loud siblings do something they normally would do at camp in order to conserve TP. I don't own The Loud House.
All the Loud siblings, except for Lily, were gathered in the basement.
Lana and Lisa had an important announcement to make. It had something to do with the things going on in the world today.
Lisa began to speak first.
"As you may know, we are living while there is a pandemic going on. Granted, none of us anticipated it getting this bad. Many essential household items, especially toilet paper, are in high demand and short in stock"
Lana then added on.
"So, me and Lisa did some discussions, and we decided that in order to conserve toilet paper so that our parents have more, all of us are going to be doing our #2s outdoors for a while."
Lisa said, "before you speak, I have a few things to say. #2 from any animal, even us, serves as fertilizer for the ground, whether it is processed or comes straight from the animal."
Lana wanted to add something, "and instead of toilet paper, we're gonna be using leaves to finish the job. There are plenty of trees nearby."
Lisa said, "and of course, so no one sees you do your business on the lawn, I've created bracelets for each of us that will turn you invisible while you go. You can take some entertainment like a book or video game with you if you please, it too will be invisible to everyone except you."
Lynn said, "well, as much as I don't want to do it, realizing that I could fertilize the lawn just by doing my business would be cool."
Luna said, "I come up with my best song ideas while I take a dump. Maybe I can come up with a song about how this world has gotten crazy".
Luan said, "I come up with my best jokes while I take a dump."
Lincoln said, "and they still aren't all that great Luan."
Lori said, "I wonder what Bobby and his family are doing during this crisis."
Lola said, "ugh, I knew something like this would happen."
Leni said, "well, we gotta do what we gotta do in this time of crisis".
Lucy said, "can Fangs come with me to do his business too?"
Lana said, "of course Lucy. after all. bat #2 makes the best fertilizer".
Lynn felt churning in her stomach. "Lisa, could you hand me my bracelet? I gotta go."
Lisa handed Lynn her bracelet and Lynn rushed to the lawn.
The Loud siblings knew they all had to make lots of changes in their lives to keep from getting COVID-19. But this perhaps, was the biggest change they had to make.