Midorya's P.o.V

To be a villain, sacrifices must be made. To be a villain, you have to have ally's. You need to-

"Izu!! Where are you?? I wanna play!!" Shit! That psycho is gonna find me! I stumbled out of the closet and bolted to behind the bar where Kurogiri was cleaning some shot glasses. "Hello Midoriya. Hiding from Toga again?" "SHH!!! You're gonna have me found. Don't you want me to live Kuro?" I whispered furiously. "Oi Toga! He's down here!"

Who wants to fuckin die?

I pop out from behind the bar and glare at Dabi, who was snickering. "You fricken-" "IZU!! I FOUND YOU!! YOUR TURN!" Toga interrupted, jumping on my back. I glare at Dabi before covering my eyes and start counting. "1...2...345678910 I'M COMING" "I-I'm not ready yet!!"

...whatever. I ignore her, and start climbing the stairs. I see his room door, and before considering weather or not to abandon Toga's hide-n-seek game, I heard a yelp come from inside. I slam open my door before slamming it back, successfully closing it. T-Toga! Why are you naked!?!? Was the last thing I thought before passing out.

30 minute timeskipu*

I awoke surrounded by Dabi,Twice,Kurogiri,and Toga. Wait. TOGA!! I rushed backwards, hitting my head against the wall before blushing. "H-hey." "Izu are you okay?" Nope! Noppity nope nope! "Y-yeah, totally! Yep! I'm fine! No need to worry! Ye-" "You're mumbling again." Toga said softly. "Sorry." I said, dropping my head. Why am I sorry?!? Shouldn't she be after being naked in my room!!

Dabi started laughing hysterically. Twice started laughing as well, stopping in between to say 'sorry' before laughing again. Toga blushed and blushed until her ears were red. Did I say that out loud? Shit! Dabi and Twice laughed even harder, and Toga let out a small giggle. "Sorry Izu. My clothes ripped." Toga explained. "B-but how?" I stuttered, getting up and leaning on the wall.

"I found your knives." Toga responded, also getting up.

Oh.

"Oh." I looked up at Kurogiri who was chuckling at us. Are we small fuckin children to him? The hell?

"Kurogiri, can I have some cookies? With milk?" A voice asked. Oh my lord how did it get this quiet so fast? Wait. That's- "Yes Young Master. I'll bring them up shortly." And just like that, all hell broke loose.

Toga and I were hanging onto each other as to not fall on the floor due to us laughing extremely hard.

Dabi and Twice were already on the floor sitting up but they were on their backs again, laughing.

Shigaraki glared at all of us before realizing what he said to cause this hell.

He ran out of the room, causing us to laugh even harder.

To be continued...

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Hi! I hope you enjoyed chapter 1! I had this planned a while ago but started to put it into action. Expect about 1-2 updates per 2 weeks, more or less. I'm new at writing so please don't hate yet! Wait until chapter 5 to hate. Also, somethings you should know about this book:

-Deku x Toga

-Dabi=Touya Todoroki

-and more I can't think of at the moment!

Okay you can leave now! Bye!