Nor'easter fever by WyldClaw
Plot: Spoof of the catchy cabin fever song from muppet treasure island written in response to the 3 nor'easters that struck The east coast January-march 2018. italics mean extra lines not in the original spoof … names have been changed to save ... face
Kara Marvin, Curly, Ross, Mia1986, Ian, Chrissy: save face? Save Face? more like save your rear end from us kicking it!
wc : err that too... (Kara, Ian, Gigi, marvin, Curly, Ross, Mia1986, Ian, Chrissy groan). . XxX separates the verses. Has one verse that appears in the soundtrack but not in the film. Enjoy!
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Marvin: it's been 2 days we since we last had heat
Nikita: way too long since We've seen the sun
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Laurie: oh no! i've got the madness! i've got nor'easter fever
Curly : now I've got it too!
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All : NOR'EASTER FEVER!
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Gigi I got nor'easter fever !
Lee :,it's burning up my brain
Kara : I've got nor'easter fever . it's totally driving me insane
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(Robbie burps loudly)
all : Robbie!
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Chrissy : I've got nor'easter fever
Curly : I'm flipping my Boston hats and bandannas
Moe: been without my dunkin so long I'm this closing to going bananas
(WC snickers and gets a black eye from Kara, Moe, Ian, Gigi, Danny, curly, Kat) WC: Owwwwww...
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Elizabeth : We-we got nor'easter fever, we've lost what little normalcy we had
Mollie , WyldClaw: :been trapped inside for so long We're thisclose to going stark mad!
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All: Ariba!
Chicky ticky boom
Chicky ticky booM
Chicky ticky boom tick
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Scottie : My sanity is hanging by a single thread
Roma: Since Im stuck in here
Danny: I've nearly gone out of my head
James: we were happy for a little bit of snow
Ross: but now it just wont stop! Not that it's a bad thing ( kisses mia1986)
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Ian : Grab the big mouth by the tail and ears
WyldClaw : owww! Not the tail and ears
Bethany: Lash her to the (fake) wheel .
Chrissy, Timmy, curlyl: Do-si-do ,
Kara, Scottie, Moe : step on her exposed Toes, Kick her rear
WyldClaw : (gets her rear kicked badly by Kara, curly Gigi, Carrie, mia1986, Ross, Roma Moe , , ) Owwwwie. That hurt
Elizabeth : Listen to her squeal
Ian:,Allemande left, allemande right
Ross, mia1986. Now to end our show.
Swing her through the window
Dan b, Ryan: and chuck her in the 4 foot snow
WyldClaw: whaaa-( gets thrown out the door and thrown into a huge ice cold snowdrift) : c-come on g-guys. N-Not c-cool
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Laurie: We got nor'easter fever
Kat: no if , ands or but's
Nick; We're unhinged
Carrie: And crazed And bleeeeeping nuts
All: CARRIE!
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Kat: Ach du lieber ice covered car
Maris: (Yodel-lay-wahoo)
Nick:,Sour braten Wiener schnitzel
Robbie: und a full beer bar. Yahoooo!
(Nikita: Yodel-lay-wahoo)
Bethany: We were happy -the sun was on our side
Ian: But then it decided to die
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Nikita: I've got nor'easter fever
Robbie, Carrie, : this is so the pits
WyldClaw it's not that bad. it's kind of pretty and -
Nikita, , Ross, Mia1986, Ian, Robbie, Lee, Kara, Roma ,Marvin, ,Chrissy : We've got nor'easter fever b and... that is so IT!
(they kick her in the gut, , hit her with hardcover books and break her nose )
WyldClaw(holding her bloody broken nose): owwie! you broke by nose! whad was dab for (they give her a look) i'll shut up now
Nikita, Ross, Mia1986, Ian, Robbie, Lee, Kara, Roma ,Marvin, ,Chrissy: good idea!
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Marvin : I was dreaming of a blue lagoon
Nikita :, floating beneath a tropic moon
WC: yeah next to (Marvin clonks her head with a basketball) owww!
Danny: If I don't get back to normalcy soon
Gigi, Mollie, :,I'll go As crazy as a loon!
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All: Nor'easter fever has ravaged all aboard
This once proud area
has become a temporary psycho ward
We were waiting
With Mother Nature going who knows where
And now though we're all here
We're not all there!
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NOR'EASTER FEVER! Ahhhhhhhhh!