To whom this is being read by, this is the Brawlhalla Summer Academy. Welcome! This summer program was designed to train wrestlers, anime heroes, YouTubers, original characters, and more to fight in the game for people who can't afford Super Smash Brothers, Brawlhalla! Campers here will be sorted into cabins randomly, so you might find Steven Universe sharing a bunk bed with John Cena. Sorry if that just gave you a weird mental image. My opposite, Sinnoh Sith, wrote that. Forgive us.

Chapter One: The Summer Begins

Meta Knight hated summer. Apparently sunlight is attracted to dark and/or shiny colors. Navy blue? Dark. Gold and silver? Shiny. He was like a sun-magnet. He hated it, but if he stayed inside, it would be Mario time. He wanted to visit his friends in the RPG cabin, but he wasn't allowed to do that. Also, it would probably result with the Fire Emblem characters asserting dominance. He went back to the platformer cabin anyway.

Back at the platformer cabin, things sucked for Meta Knight. Mario had managed to get a DJ and was playing Mario music over a speaker. Ridley was trying to hide under a bed, but he was too big. The Ice Climbers managed to get onto the rafters but couldn't get down, so they were crying. King Dedede was trying to make "funny faces" behind Mario, but looked really stupid. g. Meta Knight ran to his bed to hide, but Sonic stole his bed.

"Get out of my bed, you dirty hedgehog!"

"Bruh."

Sonic was eating chili dogs in Meta Knight's bed!

"WHY ARE YOU IN MY BED?!"

"Ah dah nah," Sonic said with his mouth full of chili dog. "Yuh gah da bes bed."

Meta Knight was filled with anger.

"GET. OUT. OF. MY. BED!"

"Neh. Don't feel like it."

"Meta Knight left the cabin to sit on the porch, but Peach was there. In a bathing suit. Meta Knight went back to the cabin to stick pins in Sonic's bed.

The RPG cabin was full of teenagers. Most of the Fire Emblem characters were in their teens, Ness and Lucas were both thirteen, Link, Toon Link, Zelda, and Sheik were all teens, Pokemon Trainer was a pre-teen, Pit and Dark Pit were teens, as well as Shulk, Cloud, Joker, and Hero. Why are nearly all RPG characters freaking teenagers?

In the cabin full of teenagers, there were speakers, a dance floor, a bathroom (for the edgy teens, or course), a VR shopping mall, and other weird teenager stuff. Not only was nearly everyone there a teenager, nearly everyone there felt awkward about being so and pretended to be having fun… like, whatever.

While most people were acting like teeagers, Lucas and Dark Pit decided to just casually talk. They were talking about people who eat pizza with a fork and why they need to die. It felt good to talk to someone about that. Joker decided to join the conversation. The three agreed that there was a special spot in the underworld for people who did that and poured the milk in BEFORE the cereal. WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING?!

Lucario walked over to the three teenagers and asked them what was so funny. They told him, and he agreed. Lucario then got out a phone and informed them of the new "read a fanfiction about yourself challenge". They were interested.

Lucas went first.

Lucario read: "The dragons in the woods sang in happiness as the two boys held hands. 'i love u' Ness said and Lucas smiled and hugged his brother from a different mother."

Lucas had practically vomited. "what the hell?", he whispered. "WHO WROTE THAT?!"

Lucario smiled. "It's my turn. Who will read for me?"

"I'll do it," Joker responded.

"Okay," said Lucario. "But don't steal my phone."

Joker read: "Harry Potter had caught a Pokemon! It was blue and looked like a doge and was really cool and Harry and the pokeymoon played basketball in Israel."

Lucario looked around a little. He didn't say anything. The others were trying not to laugh, but it was pretty diddly darn funny.

Dark Pit smirked. "Can I read one for someone? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

"Well, I'm the only other one who hasn't gone yet, so you can do me," Joker said.

Dark Pit (who, unlike Pit, can read) read: "Ryu and Ken got married and had a child. The child was Joker because Ryu+Ken=Ren."

It was kinda like Joker was trying to laugh but couldn't or something, but it was weird.

"My turn to read one for you," Lucas said to Dark Pit. Lucas read: "Dark Pit was eaten alive by a narwhal."

"What?", Dark Pit asked. Lucas shrugged.

The challenge was weird, but fun. Fun was not a thing Meta Knight was having. Inside? Mario. Outside? Sun. Bed? Sonic eating chili dogs. Was there ANYWHERE to go? Nope!