John Phoenix sings the alphabet 2 finale

by counting with johnny

And so another series by me, Counting With Johnny, comes to an end. They should make this story into a book too and sell it with the other book, this can be for the stupid kids who need to hear the alphabet a second time to learn it and need to be scared of going to jail if they don't.

The police stepped back in awe that John Phoenix had stopped them from arresting him just by singing

"By god, you've done it" said Meekins "You broke the world record!

"No actually I just got a phone call and a 7 minute old guy just sang the alphabet song now" said Gumshoe "And John Phoenix is 11 minutes old"

"Oh"

"That's fine" said John Phoenix "I don't need a stupid record, everyone knows I'm the best anyway, I'm just glad I'm not going to jail"

Having said these wise words John Phoenix went home he couldnt wait to tell Mother Mary about his day.

The End