Summary: While looking around Number 12, Grimmauld Place during Order of the Phoenix, Ron and Harry come across a pensieve and they have to watch a very disturbing memory of Remus and Sirius.
Pairing: Wolfstar
Ron and Harry were sneaking around Grimmauld Place while everyone else was downstairs eating dinner.
"Let's see what's in this room." Harry said as they walked inside an abandoned room. Everything looked old and dirty - except for the shimmering pensieve in the corner of the room.
"Should we look inside the pensieve?" Ron said mischievously.
Harry nodded and on the count of three, they dipped their heads inside the basin.
They landed in the middle of a memory. It seemed to be in the Gryffindor common room.
"Look, that's Sirius!! And Remus!!" Ron observed.
Sure enough, Sirius and Remus were in the room. Sirius was sitting on the bed, fiddling with his thumbs. Remus was standing and crossing his arms.
"Well? I'm waiting for an explanation!!" Remus said loudly.
"What's going on?" Harry asked.
"No idea. They probably got into a fight about something." Ron said.
"Well yeah, that's kind of obvious." Harry retorted.
"I already told you, she kissed me!!" Sirius said. Harry scrunched up his nose. What the hell? What kind of a fight is this?
"Do you think Sirius kissed a crush of Remus or something? Or possibly his girlfriend?" Ron asked.
"Maybe.. otherwise, what else could this possibly be about?" Harry returned.
"BULLSHIT!! EVERYONE knows about your playboy reputation!! How am I supposed to believe that you didn't want to kiss her?!" Remus shouted.
Ron and Harry's eyes widened.
"I dont even like her!! Not in a romantic way, and in the general way either!!" Sirius yelled. "Plus, you know very well that I am in a commited relationship and I plan on staying in it.."
"What? Sirius told me he was never in love with any girls..." Harry said.
"And how am I supposed to believe that?" Remus said choking up, his fingernails digging into his baggy jumper.
"Jesus, what is going on?" Ron asked exasperatedly.
"I'll prove it to you." Sirius said, standing up and walking close to Remus.
"What-" Harry started but stopped - his jaw fell to the ground and so did Ron's.
Sirius stepped closer and attached his lips to Remus', putting his fingers in the werewolf's hair.
"I thought Sirius said he was in a commited relationship!" Harry croaked and Ron loudly sighed and facepalmed.
"Blimey mate, you can be really oblivious sometimes." Ron said.
They watched in shock as Sirius stuck his tongue in the taller boy's hair and quickly pulled his jumper off.
"Um..We should probably leave the memory now.." Harry said but then he remembered that he doesn't know how to exit a pensieve.
"Uh.. do you know how to exit a pensieve??" Ron asked and Harry shook his head no.
"I guess we will have to wait the memory out..." Harry said.
Sirius pulled his own shirt off and broke away from the kiss so both of the boys could catch their breath.
"You know I love you, right? I would never even consider cheating on you..." Sirius said breathlessly.
"I love you too.." Remus mumbled and returned to the kiss. Harry finally understood (oblivious dumbass-) and his eyes widened.
"I never knew they were together..." Harry whispered.
"Do you think they still are?" Ron asked, his eyes bulging.
Sirius unbuttoned his pants and Remus did his own as well. They both pulled them off so they were only in their boxers. As soon as Remus' hands touched the waistband of his boxers, Harry immediately turned around.
"I would rather let Voldemort kill me rather then see my godfather and my ex-professor naked.." Harry said, his cheeks matching the color of Ron's hair.
"Same here." Ron said, turning around as well.
They could still hear the voices from behind them. Sloppy noises, moans, gasps, and breathless pants.
When Sirius moaned "God Remus, You're so big!!" Harry had enough.
"Why are they taking so longgg?!?! Harry whined.
"Can you please obliviate me after this?!" Ron croaked.
Harry noticed his shoelace was untied. When he bent down to tie it, he accidently caught a glimspe of a very disturbing scene.
Sirius was bent down, sucking off Remus. Remus had his hands in Sirius' hair, holding his head.
Harry gasped and quickly stood up, squeaking slightly.
"What?" Ron asked.
"I just saw Sirius sucking Remus'... You know." Harry mumbled, very scarred. Ron gagged.
Finally, the memory slowly started to fade. Ron and Harry were in the dirty, old guest room. Each of them looked at each other with wide eyes.
"Agree to never speak of this again?" Harry said and Ron eagerly nodded. They decided to go downstairs and saw everyone in the living room.
"You guys missed dinner, what were you doing?" Sirius asked. The two teenagers looked from Sirius to Remus and both of them blushed deeply.
"Nothing." Harry squeaked quickly and practically ran down the stairs. He went into the kitchen and got an apple.
Everyone looked at each other in confusion.
"Are you sure you're okay?" Hermione asked.
"Mhm, never been better." Harry choked out.
Ron sat down in the living room as well and Harry sat beside him, taking a big bite of his apple.
"Oh by the way Sirius, can you go with me to run some errands in a bit?" Remus asked, emphasizing the word 'Errands.'
Ron and Harry looked at each other in horror and squeaky noises escaped their mouths.
"Are you sure you boys are okay?" Mrs. Weasley asked.
"For the last time mum, we are completely fine." Ron said untruthfully.
Everyone didn't look too convinced, but they went back to their own conversations anyways.
"Well, Me and Remus better go now." Sirius said before standing up.
"Use protection." Harry whispered as Sirius started to leave. The animagus whipped his head towards the younger boy, thunderstruck.
Harry pretended as if he didn't say anything.
"What?" He asked innocently.
