Invader Zim: Shorts


Zim and Gir were looking at a huge bolder, reeling down a battle tank Zim has made for his new evil plan.

"Lower...lower...a little lower..." Zim kept saying.

"DROP IT!!!!" Gir screamed as the bolder crashed down onto the tank, causing an explosion.

"NOOOOO!!!!!" Zim shrieked and went face first on the floor.

"YAY CAMPFIRE!!!"


Dib was in class and was bored from Ms Bitters rambling on about the homework. Dib looked back to see his classmates.

One was staring at him and it was Zita. She made a circle with her hand and uses her finger to go through it as she gives Dib air kisses.

This caused the big head to fall on the ground. Shouting out loud from the sudden crack of his bone.

"MY ANKLE!!!!" Ms Bitters and Everyone in class groans as Zim laughs and Zita giggles while blushing.


Gaz enters laser tag.

5 minuted later.

She soon comes out with blood all over her as she constantly drags a body back home for her dad to use for biological study.


Ikrens were whistling seductively at Tak, who was walking though the hallway of the soldier academy. She was fumed and flipped them off.

She bumed into a group of irkens wanting to see her in action.

...

Tak walked away after beating the hell out of everyone as the commander comes in.

"WHO THE HELL BROKE MY VENDING MACHINE!?!?"


Skoodge held out a laser gun, aiming at a large creature. He shot and it was a small rock that connected to the creature.

"Oh come on! Your useless!" Skoodge said as the Dino was getting sucked into a black hole from the rock.

"Hahaha yes!" Skoodge cheered until he saw the black hole not stopping. He soon screamed and ran away.


A defective grey-orb irken named Jivon walked into the alien clothing store. He looked around and saw some people to talk about a new outfit.

They laughed at his irken uniform. Soon they brought him to the backroom to help him out with the outfit.

After they finished. Jivon was now wearing a grey t-shirt, black baggy cargos, white kicks, he still has his irken gloves on with some headphones and a backpack which was merged with his Pak.

He smiles and gives them the money and rolls out with heavy rock blasting from his headgear.


End.

Zim

Gir

Dib

Gaz

Tak

Skoodge

Defective Jivon (OC)