A fanfiction for my friend who loves Kon. Seriously, why is he so underrated?

Kon was walking down the streets of Karakura Town. "Tch, no beauties in sight today either. Damn my luck!" He thought to himself. Considering it a waste of time in his plushie, he went to get his gigai. Now, Ichigo and the others wanted to surprise him by giving him his own gigai. He got it a few days before and was on the verge of tears when he saw it, it was perfect. He looked handsome, dashing and cute at the same time. Crystal Blue eyes, a perfect six-pack and what-not. "Maybe I'll get my chance today with Nee-san! She will definitely accept my undying love for her! Maybe even marry me!" Thinking of that, he exploded with a bloody nose.

"Anyway, I need to get my gigai if I am to do anything." He said to particularly nobody. As he made his way home, he felt a bit creeped out. It was as if someone or something was following him. "Heh! As if I'm popular enough to be followed! Yeah, right!" he thought while reassuring himself. "Now, to evade Yuzu and go to my gigai! What should I do to evade her?" he thought out loud when he heard a deep voice. "Kaizou Konpaku, is it?""W-What is it?! Oh, you came for an autograph of the one and only Kon-sama, Captain of Karakur-Hmmmph!" His voice went mute.

The figure then went, "You and I have some…business, Kon-dono. It will be a problem if you were to escape….." and pulled out a Gokon Tekko, pushed it onto the plushie's body. It went limp as a green pill came out. The Plushie fell on the ground with a soft thud.

*****************************Back at the Kurosaki Clinic***************************

"Oi, Rukia!" Ichigo yelled. "What is it, you loud idiot? Can't you see I'm drawing?" She yelled back as Ichigo sweatdropped. "Ah, yeah. Did you see Kon anywhere? He went out on one of his "Love Trips" but hasn't returned yet." "Oh, do I sense concern on your voice?" She replied. "Heh! As if! I was just asking. You speak as if I care about the damn plushie." "Hmph, whatever, Ichigo. He'll probably come back in the middle of the night or something, don't worry about him." She casually says. "Yeah, I hope so too."

Little did they know, that somewhere in Karakura Town, was a helpless mod soul suffering in the hands of an enemy….