A Villainous McMeal
A Villain Deku x Toga Fanfiction
The symbol of peace is dead. What will our young couple do first? Hunt hero's who've lost all hope? Reap fear throughout society and rise to the top of the villain world? No. They just want a bite to eat.
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The Kamino ward is up in flames as the news quickly spread that the smiling paragon of justice has fallen. The inferno illuminated the night sky, the #1 hero dying mere minutes prior and the district was already falling into ruin. The masses cascaded over each other as they attempted to flee from the villain's assault.
As the horde of Nomu slaughtered civilians, a young girl with messy buns in her hair was skipping gracefully down the sidewalk.
"So… much… blood!" her sadistic smile was even wider than the monstrous grin on her scarf.
"babe don't get too worked up. It'll all still be here after dinner." The voice of a young boy called out to her. The boy was sharply dressed and had frizzy green hair. His voice was calm, as if the calamity around his was just a normal day.
"Oh Deku, no need to worry. Your blood is the only one for me" cheekily she stuck out her tongue and Deku blushed. No matter what, he couldn't stay irritated, that crazy smirk was too precious to him.
"Okay Toga, 5 more minutes" he submitted to her childlike desire. How could he say no?
"Yay!" her joy was near limitless. she splashed in the pools of crimsons as the city burned, and all that can be heard is her faint giggling masked by the unholy screams of the innocent.
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"Breaking news! All Might has been killed! I repeat, All Might is dead!" the news broadcast echoed throughout the store. A quaint little Mcdonald's on the other side of town, only distantly being able to hear the carnage. What was thought to be a normal slow night, would soon grow dire.
Anxiety overcame the employees and mania began to creep in.
"We need to board up the windows! We need to hide! If All Might is gone, what heroes could possibly save us?" they thought.
Suddenly, they heard a faint knock at the front door.
"Hello! You don't close for another hour!" the knocking got louder. "hmph. I knew we should've eaten before we tortured that Kacchan kid!" Toga's pouting made Deku grew impatient with the looming silence.
"Maybe you're just not knocking hard enough," with a snap of his fingers, a Nomu shattered the front door, and with the terrified screams of the employees, Toga planted a kiss on her sweetheart's cheek.
"That's my Deku! Always thinking his head, except when I want that di- "
"Toga! C-can't you save that for when we get home?" flustered, he stepped over the fragmented door with Toga wrapped around his arm, secure in the knowledge that Deku's embarrassed nature confirmed everything.
"W-what do you want!? We'll give all the money we have, just please don't hurt us!" the manager sheepishly said.
"Well mister, um…" Toga leaned in close to the man, squinting to read his nametag, "…Chris. I'd like a Happy Meal!" she smiled like a child ordering their food all by themselves.
Chris's face changed from one of fear to one of confusion, "A-are you serious?"
As Toga's expression soured, the Nomu began to growl.
"R-right away Ma'am! Anything for you sir?" sweat began to run down his face like a waterfall.
"Hmmm, I'll just take a Big Mac, hold the onions. Oh, and a small fry for my friend back there"
"Eeeee" Nomu screeched with excitement.
Many of the employees were frozen in fear, quivering at the sight of these notorious villains.
"Well, get on with it! If big boy Nomu doesn't get his fries, he'll just have to eat you instead." Toga exclaimed, making a clawing gesture as her voice resonated through the vacant lobby.
"Fuck this! I'm running for my life!" breaking from his coworkers grasp, he scurried out the back door.
"They never learn," Deku muttered to himself, and with two simple claps, a winged monstrosity landed in front of the fleeing boy and all that could be seen through crack in the closing door, were the jaws of the beast burrowing into the mans neck. "without further ado, make my girlfriend her fucking sandwich!" his serene voice cut through the air like a knife.
Dread consuming their very souls, they assembled their order. As the manager began to bag their food, Toga shouted, "Lets eat here babe! My legs are so tired." She begged.
The next words they heard sent chills down their spines, "Hey pal, we'll take that for here."
"O-o-oh okay s-sir! H-here you go!" before he could place the tray on the counter, Toga snatched the happy meal quick as lightening. Deku relieved the tray from the managers trembling hands, and as he did so, he placed 1500 yen into his clammy palms.
"Keep the change" a playful smirk adorned his face. As he turned around, the man collapsed to the ground, overcome by pure shock. He tossed the small fry to his hulking companion, who gobbled it up with a single chomp.
"Now my bloody darling, where do we sit?" Deku asked.
Toga pointed at a window seat, "The shows about to begin, I don't want to miss it!" she bounced excitedly.
Deku checked his watch, "You're right. as timely as ever I see."
Deku casually grabbed Toga by the waist and pulled her closer as one of the windows exploded into a mist of crimson and fragments of glass, the shrapnel just barely missing the two of them.
"Oh, my prince charming has saved me yet again." Toga playfully lifted a hand to her head as the body twitched in agony and blood began to pool around him. Toga bounced with anticipation over the prospect of fresh blood.
"Ooooh my favorite part! Now I don't need any ketchup." Toga excitedly dipped her fries right into the mans gaping wounds, the salt making the torment unbearable.
"Its nothing compared to yours, but it'll have to do." Screams quickly consumed the street as the slaughter loomed ever nearer. One by one citizens and heroes alike were massacred by the lumbering horror's unrelenting advance.
Unexpectedly Deku burst into an unholy laughter. "The hero society I've despised for so long is decaying before my very eyes, and what am I doing? Eating a Big Mac with my beloved Toga." He softly placed his hand on her cheek, blood still covering her soft lips. Her heart was pounding like a drum. "It's better than I ever imagined." As the howls of agony echoed in the twilight, he kissed his cherished partner passionately. "One more bloodbath for you, darling." Deku raised his hand gracefully, and the last thing the workers heard, was a single, sharp, solitary snap.