Shout: This is going to the best day of my life. I am going to get hit on by many boys due to how I look! Nothing can go wrong!
*many attempts later*
Shout: (crying) WHY DOES NOBODY LIKE ME?!
White Bomber: Shout?
*Audience claps*
What's wrong?
Shout: Go away, White Bomber! Nobody likes me…
White Bomber: Why's that?
Shout: *sniff* Because I am ugly…
White Bomber: Oh, ThAt ExPlAiNs It!
*Seinfeld theme plays on earrape*
Take 2
White Bomber: Oh… well, you don't look ugly?
Shout: Huh?! You don't?
White Bomber: Nope! I just see you with a better future. And maybe someday you will find the one that you truly love.
*White Bomber leaves as soon we see Shout blushing*
Shout: Oh- Oh uh, I like White Bomber now…
*insert a day that I actually don't know how many is supposed to be for this fanfic*
Shout: Well… I hope I can ignore this random crush that I have. Besides, nothing can go wro-
Random villain: (appears out of nowhere) HAH! BITCH, NO! (Kidnaps her 'cause why not, plot must go on.)
Shout: (screams) WHITE BOMBER!
White Bomber: SHOUT! For some reason, she's important to me!
*after Shout was rescued by White Bomber*
White Bomber: Are you okay, Shout?
Shout: Yes… I am fine.
White Bomber: Shout, there is something I want to tell you… its just that… I-
Shout: I love you too, White Bomber…
*White Bomber blushes hard due to her answer to his question*
White Bomber: (chuckles) I… I love you, too…
Shout: Want some fuck?
White Bomber: Shout, da hell?! I'm like a teen while you are an adult.
Shout: Your point is…?
White Bomber: Ah FuCk It, YoU'rE rIgHt! LeT's SmAsH!!!
*insert many kiss and sex scenes like how lemon fanfics do… and also moaning… dear god...*
White Bomber: Wow, can't believe my first time was with you… wanna do it again?
Shout: Claro que si… PAPI.
Epilogue:
Me: Ugh, can't believe I had to make this due to people wanting me to make one, even if they are minors in the anime. At least I age them up, that way I can't get myself in trou-
*the door explodes revealing White Bomber and Shout, glaring at him*
White Bomber: So you really think that you could get away with this, huh?!
Me: G-Guys! It's not what it looks like, I swear!
Shout: You made a fanfic of me and White Bomber fucking each other… HOW IS THAT GOING TO MAKE YOU GET AWAY WITH IT?!
Me: Uuh… at least I made you all grown up?
White Bomber: Oh, okay, that makes sense. Come on Shout, let's just lea- NO, WE ARE NOT GOING TO LEAVE!!!
Me: Uh… well I got nothing, guys.
*White Bomber makes a bomb to throw at him while Shout takes out his boomerang*
Me: AAH-
WE'LLBERIGHTBACK