one morning john phoenix woke up and turned on the news
"coronavirus outbreak in london! everyone to quarantine themselfs" said the tv
"how terrible" said john phoenix "i love working because i am a hero who saves people and its so easy but i cannot put myself and others at risk so i shall not go to work"
"by the way people in america" said the news "all people to go to work immediately"
"what" said phoenix wright his uncle "thats not wright lets stay at home because well make everyone sick"
"UNCLE PHOENIX YOU IDIOT!" shouted john phoenix and then he pulled a listening device out from under the cushion
"who was listening in on us" said phoenix but his question was answered by the pounding on the front door
"PHOENIX WRIGHT AND HIS NEPHEW JOHN PHOENIX GET OUT OF HERE WITH YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR" shouted detective fulbright
"no" said phoenix
"RESISTING ARREST! UR GOING TO JAIL! INJUSTICE WE TRUUUUUUST" shouted bobby banging on the door
phoenix was about to go to the door like the imbecile that he was but john phoenix grabbed him and opened the window
"john phoenix no we cant run away thats illegal" said phoenix
"its also illegal to not go to work today but that doesnt make it right" said john phoenix
"u are right" said phoenix, he was impressed at john phoenixs ability to diffrentiate between law and goodness
they jumped out the window and fulbright broke the door down.
"NO! who could have forseen this?" yelled fulbright
he got on the phone
"boss theyre on the run"
john phoenix and phoenix left the alleyway only to be swarmed by police cars
then they made way for a special car that drove through them and then a very unimportant looking man stepped out
"phoenix wright we have you surrounded give up and go to work" said donald trump
blind man that he was, he did not notice that phoenix and wright had escaped!
because u see the police formed an unbreakable barrier that not even john phoenix could break but that was broken when donald trump drove in because they had to make room for him and then john phoenix took that chance to get him and phoenix away
"fuck where did they go" yelled trump "we must catch them they can not take the month off because of teh chinese virus"
"they went that way" said a man in a disguise
"OK BOYS GET PHOENIX WRIGHT!" shouted trump and they all drove down the road
the man in the disguise then took off his coat revealing it was john phoenix and phoenix wright stacked on each other
"ok lets hide" said phoenix only for him to get pummeled to the ground by john phoenix for yet another idiotic outburst
"uncle phoenix, donald trump has the whole country looking for us we cant hide forever"
"then what do we do"
"we must somehow follow their orders without putting the whole world at risk... and we must do that by ending coronavirus for good!"
john phoenix and phoenix broke into an insuspicious looking car
"drive motherfucker" said john phoenix to the driver and he took them to emas house
"ema we need to cure cornavirus can you help us" asked john phoenix
"ok"
john phoenix phoenix and ema went down to her hidden lab where she did lots of sciencey experiments
"ok coronavirus can be cured by sprinkling yourselfs with FLUDD-fluid"
"whats fludd fluid" asked phoenix
"fludd fluid is water from outside corona mountain on the delfino island" said john phenix
"yeah thats right" said ema
"but how do we give this to everyone in the world?" said phoenix
"phoenix SHUT UP until u say something intelligent" said john phoenix "we must spray it from the highest point in america which is..."
THE WHITE HOUSE
john phoenix and phoenix went to the white house disguised in MAGA hats so they didnt know it was them
they walked into the throne room where trump was sitting watching millions of TVs that showed camera footage of the whole america because he rly needed to find phoenix and john phoenix or the economy would crash and hed lose all his money
"get out" said trump "this is private room"
"we need to get on ur roof" said phoenix
"NO"
trump summoned the guards and they grabbed phoenix which made his hat fall on the floor revealing his stupid hair
"PHOENIX WRIGHT IVE GOT YOU AT LAST" yelled trump and he jumped to his feet and blocked the door to the roof
"phoenix u idiot this is your fault" said john phoenix
"u little pests" said trump "did u rly think u cud defeat the chinese virus"
"OBJECTION" shouted john phoenix, this was the turnabout he needed "it cant be a chinese virus... bcause it originally came from corona mountain!"
"WH-WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT" screamed trump
in his distraction john phoenix and phoenix ran past him and up to the roof
"that was a gud idea to stand up to him so hed let his guard down" said phenix
they set FLUDD on the roof and sprayed it into the skys
"no stop him" shouted trump but it was too late FLUDD fluid rained around the world and it cured everyone
the next day john phoenix went to work and turned on the news, and it turned out there was one part of the world the rain could not reach from the top of the white house and that was inside the white house itself and donald trump had died to coronavirus and everyone celebrated
the end