The Baby Emmy Story
Mom was expecting a baby, she was expecting a girl, but Dad was expectng a boy
They have been married 6 months.
"I am expecting a girl" said Mom.
"I hope it's a boy" said Dad.
They kept fighting and fighting.
Mom felt something, she had to drive to the hospital.
Mom was in a hospital bed and she was pushing and pushing, and a baby girl came out.
Mom was watching the Emmy awards on TV.
Mom decided on the name Emmy for the baby girl.
Emmy was the baby girl's name.
Back at home, Dad was furious that it wasn't a boy, he packed his bags and left, Dad closed the door behind him and left his key.
Mom threw away Dad's key and changed the locks on the doors.
Mom divorced Dad and put Emmy in her cradle.
Dad moved in with his best friend Andy.
Mom gave Emmy her bottle and went to bed, Emmy was fast asleep.
The next morning Emmy was fed baby food and formula.
Emmy was in the her playpen playing with her toys.
Mom threw Emmy's cradle out for garbage.
Emmy just had her diaper changed.
The garbagemen picked up the trash and Emmy slept in a playpen for a couple years on.
4 Months went by, Emmy learned to crawl and walk.
Emmy got her first teeth and went on to solid food and drank milk in her bottle.
Emmy got new toys, clothes, etc.
Emmy learned a lot of words as well.
Emmy drank vanilla baby foruma and ate apple baby food or breakfast.
5/12 year went by, Emmy learned to talk and walk, Emmy would now stay awake forever.
The next morning Emmy was standing in the living room, she felt a corn on the cob coming from the butt, causing her diaper to fall off, Emmy left it there
Emmy was 5/12 year old, Emmy giggled.
At 7:00 pm that night Emmy was in her crib sleeping.
The next morning Emmy was standing in the living room, she felt a corn on the cob coming from the butt, causing her diaper to fall off, Emmy felt it.
At 7:00 pm Emmy was in her crib sleeping.
The next morning Emmy was standing in the living room, she felt a corn on the cob coming from the butt, causing her diaper to fall off, Emmy picked it up and ate some of it.
After her poop was in the toilet, and her diaper was changed and her butt was wiped, Emmy went to her toys and played with them.
A package came for Emmy, it was a teddy bear, and other stuffed animals.
by this time Emmy's bottle was empty, then Emmy had some peaches.
Emmy then had some chicken fingers for lunch.
Emmy then played with her toys some more.
After Emmy ate her dinner, she took a bath then was put in her crib.
Emmy's 1st birthday came, she was a whole year old.
Emmy decided to keep her bottle for some more years.
Emmy had peaches for breakfast and banana milk.
"Happy Birthday, Emmy" said Mom.
Mom came with a bottle of banana milk for Emmy.
Emmy sucked on her bottle while playing with her toys and watching "The $25,000 Pyramid" on channel 10 on a zenith tv with channel dials.
Mom took Emmy to Toys "R" Us for toys for her birthday.
Then Emmy went to Ground Round for lunch.
Then Emmy went home and the whole gang was there for pizza and a birthday party.
Then Emmy had her bath and was put in her crib.
Emmy had a good 1st birthday, she wore her pink jersey and yellow pants.
Emmy walked over to the sofa and sat down.
Emmy stood up.
Emmy suddenly passed gas, it sounded like the drum from "Dance".
"What Was That" said Mom
Emmy walked over to the sofa and sat down.
Emmy stood up.
Emmy suddenly felt a corn on the cob drop into her pants.
Emmy walked over to the sofa and sat down, she made a banana.
Emmy stood up.
Mom touched the seat of Emmy's pants.
"Oh Poo-Poo In Your Pants" said Mom.
Mom went in the bathroom to change Emmy's diaper.
Emmy played with her toys while watching game shows.
Emmy had a sit 'n play desk among other furniture and toys and ride-ons.
Emmy was going to stay a child forever and be out of school.
Emmy fell asleep in the pen while watching "Body Language" on channel 2 at noon.
Emmy had dinner then took a bath then slept in her crib.
Emmy woke up the next morning
Emmy walked over to the sofa and sat down.
Emmy stood up.
Emmy suddenly passed gas, it sounded like the drum from "Dance".
"What Was That" said Mom
Emmy walked over to the sofa and sat down.
Emmy stood up.
Emmy suddenly felt a corn on the cob drop into her pants.
Emmy walked over to the sofa and sat down, she made a banana.
Emmy stood up.
Mom touched the seat of Emmy's pants.
"Oh Poo-Poo In Your Pants" said Mom.
Mom went in the bathroom to change Emmy's diaper.
Emmy then played with her toys and watched game shows
Emmy had her first dentist appointment and she had good teeth.
Emmy then went to the mall for more clothes, toys, etc. then went for lunch then went food shopping then went home.