A.N.- I was bored during quarantine and found this unfinished fanfic in my notes, my stupid ass wrote this last year but forgot it existed xdxd

Please enjoy! It is pure crack!

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Draco poked at the dark furry cheek. In the last few days, some strange stuff had happened. Let me start from the beginning.

Rewinding back earlier that week.

The class stood gathering their stuff swiftly, students bustled out of the class. Some in their way to another class, while others had a break.

Draco was one of the many students who had another class to attend to. Grabbing his papers and quills, he walked out onto the now empty corridor.

He walked confidently to his next class which was one of his favorite professors and Godfather.

Potions, for some, was hard. But if you were in Slytherin you were lucky enough to be favored in that class. Not only was the professor the head house of Slytherin, but he helped them out more than any Hogwarts house.

Striding inside the class, the only seat available was next to Potter. 'Shit' Draco cursed in his mind. Head high he reluctantly sat next to the Golden Trio which almost made him gag out of repulse.

Potter looked at him with a death stare they both tried to intimidate the other. Someone cleared their throat. "Potter if you are quite done." Snape drawled out. Potter turned to the other side sharply. Draco smirked, Draco 1 and Pothead 0. He laughed mentally and turned to the front.

"Okay class let us start with this assignment, " Snape started. "We are going to be making an animagus potion. The ingredients are—" Draco stopped listening there. He had already memorized all the ingredients for this simple potion. So he instead started to draw. Believe or not he was an artist, or so he believed.

"Psst," Draco looked the owner of the whisper. "You draw like raw shit." Draco furrowed his brow.

"As if you can draw any better Potter." Draco sneered at the dark-haired boy.

"Always one step ahead of you Malfoy." Potter threw back. Draco was about to stupify the shit out of the annoying Gryffindor if it wasn't for Granger. Who jabbed Potter in the ribs.

"That's it, Potter and Granger! 10 points are taken away from Gryffindor! And make a face at me again and 20 will be added to those 10." Potter immediately shut his mouth.

Draco once more smirked. Hahaha, today was a good day. "Proceeding with our class. You will partner with the person next to you for this assignment. And you all better not complain." The students started grumbling.

Pajamas PGranger leaned into Potter and whispered, "Keep calm Harry, don't let him get to you." What!? Him?? It was Potter who was always being a prick for Merlin's sake! Draco growled. He leaped from his seat and went to grab the ingredients for the potion all the while grumbling.

Walking with all the ingredients back to his seat he prepared the cauldron, making sure it was clean before readying the stuff. "Potter if you would so kindly pass me the mandrake," Draco said stiffly.

"The what??" Potter asked stupidly. "Are you deaf? I said the mandrake leaf." Draco spit out. "Which is which leaf?" Potter drawled out. "Oh for Merlin's sake!! Potter you useless junk!" Draco said frustrated.

Potter snickered. "Of course I know which one it is." If you would look at Harry's face when he turned to look at the ingredients. You would see anxiety across his face. Which one was mandrake?!! He grabbed a leaf. Hoping that was it. He handed it to the ferret.

"Here." He told the blond boy. "Did you lick it already?" Draco drawled shortly concentrated with the instruction book. "Umm no. Wait,". He grabbed the leaf and licked it. "Here." Draco looked at the leaf, obviously disgusted. "Utterly disgusting," Draco mumbled.

"Well, you said to lick it dumb arse." Harry mumbled. Darco's eye twitched. "Just shut your donkey arse mouth before I jinx it." Draco threatened. "Such foul language." Harry snickered. "Urghh!!!!" Draco twisted his body and once again faced the potion. Applying the ingredients.

He thrusted the drink to Harry's hands. "Now time to test it. Drink up Potter." What?? Potter looked at him dumbfounded.

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And to think Potter had at least 10 brain cells, well he was wrong. Pothead had only 1 brain cell to lead him to get the marigold leaf and not mandrake. Therefore, when he drank the potion instead of transforming into whatever the Gryffindor wanted, he turned into fluffy black cat.

Harry look down on himself, "Oh my Merlin!! Malfoy it worked!" Harry padded in a circle. Draco looked dumbfounded. "No Potter it didn't work you idiot!!! You grabbed marigold!! No mandrake you mad shit!!" Snape and the whole class stared at them.

Snap strode in between them, before his god son could strangle Potters now fluffy neck. Harry hissed at Draco. "You were the one who didn't check the leaf before hand!!!" Snape picked up harry and thrusted it to Draco. "Malfoy take Potter to the infirmary. And Potter you better keep those claws sheathed." Snape said with killing intent. They both gulped and nodded.

"This all your fault Potter" Draco said while he was carrying Harry to the infirmary. "And why is it I who is at fault." Harry said indignantly, "It was you, Malfoy, who didn't check the stupid leaf before shoving it in the potion." He clawed at Draco's arm, who surprisingly didn't let go. "Merlin Potter. Stop clawing at me before I rip your claws out." Harry looked away. Saying something incoherently. "Yeah. Fuck you too."

Once they arrived at the infirmary Madam Pomfrey was organizing around the infirmary. It wasn't until two minutes later when Madam Promfrey noticed them again. "What is it you need darling?" She spoke to Draco, clearly not noticing the black furball he was carrying. "Sorry to interrupt Madam, but there was a bit of a hassle." He extended Harry to Pomfrey. "Oh dear," she took Harry the cat. "My, potter, what a handsome cat you make." Harry rolled around in Pomfrey's arms. "Sure." Harry said once he was sitting up in her hands.

Madam Promfrey chuckled lightly and set Harry in a bed. "No worries dear. This isn't the first time something like this has occurred." Draco strolled behind Promfrey. "If you may, could you please make the potion necessary as soon as possible. We wouldn't want Potter to miss any of his classes." She looked over her potion ingredients. "Sorry Dear, the potion won't be done until tomorrow." She said. "Fuck." Draco whispered.

Harry made a cheshire cat grin at Draco. He wouldn't miss the opportunity to annoy Draco as much as he could. He made a mrrow of laughter. "You'll just have to take care of me Draco honey!" Harry said as he rolled to his back and put on the most innocent eyes at Draco.

"You shit head, Potter."

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So there they were in Malfoy's quarters. Harry had soon passed out in the middle of Malfoy's bed. He once again poked at the furry cheek. Harry sniffed and sneezed in Draco's face. "Ergh... Eww, you are disgusting even when sleeping Potter." Harry shifted in his sleep turning away from Draco. Harry the cat was holly haired and had long pelt. His scar barely visible from all the fur. Under the closed eyelids were green mischievous eyes.

Draco rolled his eyes and stood from his bed. He walked to the window. The sun was soon setting. He sighed and sat at his desk. He had paperwork to do. Hours passed and he was done. The sun long ago set.

Draco put his Slytherin pajamas and he sat in his bed and heard a screech. "Watch where you are sitting Malfoy!!" Harry said while he tried to pull his tail from under Draco. Draco rolled his eyes and lifted himself from the bed. "Potter floor." Draco pointed to the floor. "What?? Why would I sleep on the floor? You sleep in the floor." Harry grunted and wrapped his tail around himself. "Urgh! You make life so difficult!!" Harry growled and said, "Stop bitching." Draco turned red from anger. "Whatever."

Malfoy covered himself with the bedsheets. He turned off the lights. "Goodnight Malfoy." Harry grunted out. Draco only responded with shut the fuck up Potter.

Morning soon came. The sunlight making Draco mumble and turn away from the window. He felt a body hugging his own. 'What a comfortable body pillow...' Draco thought. "Wait... Body Pillow?!!" Draco's eyes burst open at once. He saw a very naked Potter pressing against him. The shorter black haired boy was drooling all over his chest. 'WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!' Draco laid there frozen. Potter slowly opened his eyes. "Lively morning Malfoy." Harry sat up. And looked down. "Oh look. I've got my body back. Guess the potion wore off." Draco was still frozen in the bed. He tried his best not to look down. But guess what. He looked down. The savior of the Wizarding world had a average dick. He snorted.

"Would you look at that Potter. I have a bigger dick than you."