john phoenix got on the stage
"im proud of u john phenix do me proud" said his uncle phenix wright
u see today is today that john phoenix sings on stage
he was nervous but he knew such feelings were irrational
he got on the stage and sang
"MYYYYYY UNCLES PHOENIX WRIGHT
THEY SAY HES AN ACE ATTORNEY
LITTLE DO YOU KNOW
HES ACTUALLY AN INCOMPETENT MORON
HE SHOWS EVIDENCE TO THE KILLERS
AND THEY THROW HIM TO THE GROUND
ALWAYS GOTTA RELY ON OTHERS TO BAIL IM OUT
BUT ME IM JOHN PHOENIX
I AM SUCH A BADASS
I DONT ERR LIKE THAT
I HOLD MY CARDS TO MY CHEST
AND THROW THE BADS IN JAILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL"
everyone clapped, including phoenix wright, it was an insightful song and made him change for the better
the end