The Doctor made the chat.
The Doctor added Rose Tyler to the chat.
The Doctor added Jack Harkness to the chat.
The Doctor added Joanna Harkness to the chat.
Doctor: Tardis calling Torchwood any one home.
Joanna: You called, Just woke me up but you called.
Rose: Don't tell me Jack was asleep as well, I thought aliens never sleep.
Jack: Ha ha funny Rose, the last time I checked I was human not alien, am I right Jo.
Joanna: You look human to me Jack, the last I knew the only Alien on the Chat was the Doctor unless somehow he became human over night.
Doctor: I don't know weather that is meant as a compliment or an insult, technically Joanna both of you are aliens your from the future remember.
Jack: Yes we know but we are human we are not Time Lords are we, we don't travel around in a little blue box, we just Protect the human race from the Aliens that fall through the Rift.
Rose: Well, that's new I thought the rift closed when you destroyed Abaddon.
Doctor: So did I, maybe its not fully closed then.
Joanna: By the way you do know Jack nearly died doing that, I saved him had to kiss him to share some of my life to save him, he is the hero of Cardiff not me I'm just his side kick.
Jack: Jo you are so much more than that to me don't let the others win, I know what it's like to be different, people don't like anything they don't understand. You know I wont be the same if you were gone though I would always be able to feel you, you are my wife Jo you know I would never let anything happen to you.
Rose: Really, Jack this is not the time or the place to say things like that, next time make sure you are in a chat of your own to say something like that.
Doctor: Rose I think your forgetting they live together they don't have to do a private chat for that, but I agree with Rose there you two are so different when you apart than what you are now, Jack well you are just a flirt now and were when I first met you and Joanna well she was so sweet I couldn't leave her where she was so I saved her not realizing that she was your wife till Rose told me, so I returned to Cardiff and returned her to you, I knew it was the right thing to do she was sad knowing she could feel where you were but not see you.
Rose: Any way back to the point, how have you two been since we last saw you.
Joanna: We have been ok, Things have been hectic with the rift is it closed but still very volatile it seems to be dumping aliens where it wants to making our job a lot harder to do, right now the alarms are going off so we may have to go and deal with this.
Jack: Speak to you all soon.
Jack logged off the chat.
Joanna: Probably be back tomorrow, bye for now.
Joanna logged off the chat.
The Doctor Ended the chat.