The camera fades in revealing a dark hallway the floor is white tiled, the walls are a faded cream color and the overhead lights are seen flickering one and off…we then see a pair of feet waling down the hallway. The camera zooms out revealing the feet to belong to a man however this is no ordinary man…this is none other then the infamous Chris Mclean however its been clear that he has aged and not gracefully. His hair is now grey and his face has appeared to have gone through botox and multiple plastic surgery as he face appears to be frozen in a perpetual smile. As he is walking down the hallway he approaches a rather large steel door which he opens and walks through bringing him to a conference room where there are a bunch of people sitting at a long table.
"Oh good your all here" Chris says.
"Make this quick Mclean were very busy" the head producer says.
"I'm here to discuss a new season of Total Drama Mr. Smith" Chris says.
"Look Mclean…we've worn Total Drama out as far as it can go…face the facts people are just sick of it" another person says.
"Yes and The Ridonculous Race is bringing us so may ratings" another person says.
"Yes I know" Chris says through gritted teeth, "But I have a new idea…we start all over from the beginning with twenty-two brand new contestants" Chris says as one of the producers is about to open their mouths when Chris continues, "And the twist is the contestants are the children of our former contestants" Chris says shocking the producers.
"That does sound really good but why should we green light another season" one of them says looking at his file.
"Don't you remember how successful season one was well I want to recreate that magic… I have already sent out applications and I have gained the cast already…CHEF GET IN HERE AND SHOW THEM THE APPLICATIONS AND WHAT YOU FOUND ON LINE!" Chris yells as Chef Hatchet walks into the room. He's clearly aged to as his face is sagging with wrinkles and his facial hair has turned grey. He tosses some files on the table.
"Accordin' to my research the viewers are sick of what the show has become" Chef explains, "They have even begun writin' their own fanfictions of how they want to see the story progress and a revival is the main wish".
"You see the fans are demanding another season but they want the magic that season one brought…I mean the reason that season was so good is because the contestants came onto the show not knowing one another…they had no idea what to expect when going up against each other…I want to bring back the magic that was season one…I want to recreate that experience" Chris explains, "I want to prove that a reboot can actually work…just imagine it Total Drama!: The Next Generation!".
"You make a valid case" another says looking at the files, "Interesting challenges…I especially like that you decided to bring back all the challenges from season one".
"So what do you say?" Chris asks them.
"While this is very interesting…its not enough to get us to agree" Mr. Smith says.
"Well what about this…is this enough" Chris asks tossing them another file, "This is our main antagonist" Chris says as the producers look at the file thats says A.B. before smiling evilly.
"Were in business Mclean season seven is a go" Mr. Smith says.
"Awesome" Chris says, "But this is season one all over again"
"But where will we have the season"? another asks.
"Where it all began Camp Wawanakwa" Chris says.
"But you sunk it in that dreadful abomination known as The first All-Star season" another says.
"Well then we raise it from under water and boom…its back in action" Chris says.
"And just how will we afford to do that" another asks.
"Sell Pahkitew Island and the film lot and cut Chef's pay" Chris says.
"WHAT!…CUT MY PAY!…" Chef says furious.
"Relax Chef ol' buddy we all gotta make sacrifices" Chris says.
"Why don't y'all cut Chris's luxury budget…do you know just how much money he's waiting on himself instead of using it to make the show more dramatic?" Chef asks.
"Your right…okay all in favor of cutting Chris's luxury budget" Mr. Smith asks as everyone raises their hands, "Then its decided".
"What no…you can't do this to me" Chris says almost to tears.
"Too late…now get out of here so we can begin planning for the new season" Mr. Smith says as Chef grabs a screaming and crying Chris and drags him out of the room.
…
The episode opened as the scene faded into a peaceful shot of Wawanakwa Island, the lake water glittering under the shining sun and a flock of geese flying in formation far in the background. Birds are heard singing as squirrels are heard chirping towards one another. All in all it is a very peaceful and quiet day that is until a loud whirring voice is heard disturbing the peace and tranquility. A helicopter is seen hovering above the lake with a giant crane that is lowered into the lake. It then begins rising upwards and with it brings Camp Wawanakwa back from its watery grave. After it is finally brought back up the helicopter lands and Chris jumps out onto The Dock of Shame.
"Yo!" Chris greeted. "We're comin' at you live from Camp Wawanakwa, somewhere in Muskoka, Ontario!" He spoke with great enthusiasm and an appropriate level of gesticulation, and for good reason. "I'm your host, Chris McLean, its been thirty years since Pahkitew Island and noe i'm back and i'm dropping season one of the reboot of the hottest reality show on television, ever!"
A drumline began the background music as the camera switched to a shot of Chris McLean walking down the dock, continuing his explanation of the show. "Here's the deal: twelve campers who just so happen to be the children of our former contestants have signed up to spend eight weeks right here at this crummy old summer camp." He reached the end of the dock, stopping next to a sign with the camp's name on it, and appeared to be quite happy with the apparently low quality of Camp Wawanakwa. "They'll compete in challenges against each other, then have to face the judgment of their fellow campers."
The music shifted into something more subdued, suitable for underscoring drama. "Every three days, one team will either win a reward, or watch one of their team members walk down the 'Dock of Shame', take a ride on the 'Loser Boat'," Chris chuckled for a second as a signboard showing a picture of the boat dropped down on ropes, "and leave 'Total Drama Island: The Next Generation' for good." The signboard was quickly raised, and Chris mimed a golf swing as the camera switched to a different part of the camp.
The new scene was of a clearing surrounded by large rocks. In the center was a fire pit, with a group of eleven stumps to serve as seating located towards the rocks. To the right was the entrance to the clearing, with a tall wooden entrance and an upright metal oil drum. There appeared to be a second entrance, a staircase carved into the stone in the foreground. "Their fate will be decided here," Chris popped back into view, pointing behind him with his thumb, "at the dramatic Campfire Ceremonies," the camera zoomed in on the campfire, and zoomed out to show Chris approaching from the right, "where each week, all but one camper will receive...a marshmallow." The shot changed to a close-up of untoasted marshmallows on sticks, lying on top of the metal drum-turned-podium. Chris picked one up and ate it. "In the end, only one will be left standing, and will be rewarded," he produced a number of magazines (all the same issue with his own face on the cover), "with cheesy tabloid fame. And!" Chris dropped the magazines off-camera, and held up a prop treasure chest filled with gold coins and other miscellaneous valuables. "A small fortune which, let's face it, they'll probably blow in a week!"
The music picked up again. "To survive, they'll have to battle black flies," the shot switched to a swarm of insects being swiped at by a bear, "grizzly bears," the same bear, now roaring menacingly at the camera, "disgusting camp food," a bowl of what appeared to be some sort of insect larvae, "and, each other." A close-up of Chris McLean, the smiling host once again at the edge of the dock.
The camera faded to more shots of camp, beginning with a picture of a bird feeding its hatchlings; in the nest was an obvious camera, pointed at the parent bird. "Every moment will be caught on one of the hundreds of cameras," an out-of-place totem pole with another camera duct-taped haphazardly to the top, "situated all over the camp." The scene changed back to Chris at the dock. "Who will crumble under the pressure? Find out here," he double-pointed at the camera, "right now, on," the point-of-view changed to a spot further back, and did so again to punctuate each of the host's last three word. "Total! Drama!: The Next! Generation!"
...
(Dear Mom and Dad i'm doing fine...you guys are on my mind)
(You ask me what I wanted to be and I think the answer is plain to see…I wanna be famous)
(I wanna live close to the sun...pack your bag cause i've already won)
(There's nothing getting in my way i'll get there one day...I wanna be famous)
(Na, Na, Na, Na, Na)
(I wanna be...I wanna be...I wanna be famous...I wanna be…I wanna be...I wanna be famous...*whistling begins*)
...
"Welcome back to 'Total Drama Island' Chris says as the camera faded back to him standing on the dock. "Alright! It's time to meet our campers." The shot changed to a closer view of Chris. "We told them they'd all be staying at this five-star resort, so, if they seem a little pissed off, that's probably why." The first boat pulls up and drops off a girl. She has peach colored skin, she is 5 ft. 10 in. and she weighs 175 lb. She has a wavy golden blonde chin-length elegant bob. It reaches below her ribcage, she has brown eyes with amber flecks and pretty long eyelashes. She is wearing she is wearing a a coral pink ruffled spaghetti strap top with skinny jeans with a black belt with a rhinestone heart buckle and pink wedges. She steps onto the dock and walks down it with a look of confidence on her face.
"Crystal the daughter of Sugar and Leonard welcome to the show" Chris greets her. She gets a good look at her surroundings and immediately looks confused.
"Umm please tell me this is all some big joke and that were not staying here"? she asks hopeful with in a Southern accent.
"Nope...this is the place...by the way your staying here...my place has electricity, AC and is that way" Chris says pointing into the distance.
"Great" Crystal replies as she heads down the dock annoyed taking a seat on her luggage. Another boat then pulls up and drops off a boy. He has pale skin, he is half Asian so is eyes are slightly slanted, he nearly 5'10' tall, he weighs 125 lb., he has short messy blond hair that gives off the messy bedhead look, vibrant and energetic blue eyes and he is wearing a black tee-shirt with an image of lightning and rain on it, white cargo shorts, white ankle socks and black and white hiking sneakers. He jumps onto the dock excitedly.
"Ethan the son of Owen and Kitty" Chris announces.
"Aww yeah i'm so excited to be here" Ethan says excitedly, "This is gonna be so awesome"
"Ethan…welcome to the show" Chris greets him.
"Thanks man…I'm so stoked to be here" Ethan says walking down the dock standing by Crystal.
"Hey i'm Ethan great to meet ya" Ethan says holding out his hand as Crystal shakes it.
"i'm Crystal, nice to meet you" Crystal replies.
"You too" Ethan replies happily as he pulls out his cellphone and takes a selfie of the two of them. Another boat then pulls up and drops off another girl. She has fair skin that is lightly tanned from being out in the sun, bottom-length wavy chocolate brown hair, big chocolate brown eyes, she is 5'10' and weighs 110 lb. She has a light dusting of freckles over her nose, She is wearing a long sleeve pale pink shirt that is tied in a knot in the front exposing her midriff, faded blue jean shorts and brown knee-high high-heeled cowboy boots. She approaches Chris with a happy smile on her face on her face.
"Annabella the daughter of Beth and Brady, are you ready for the completion?" Chris asks her.
"I'm super ready Chris, I just know i'm gonna win, I mean look at me i'm the prettiest girl here" Annabella says as Crystal gets in her face.
"Oh hell no if anyone's the prettiest girl here its me" Crystal says as Annabella gets into fetal position cowering.
"Please don't hit me" she cries startling Crystal.
"Um okay i'm just gonna go stand over here" Crystal says walking away as another boat then pulls up dropping off another girl. She has dark caramel colored skin, hip-length jet-black hair tied behind her in a high ponytail. She is 6'7' and she weighs 130 lb. She has dark chocolate brown almost black eyes and she is wearing a white tank top covered by a open olive vest with two chest pockets with black buttons, olive short shorts with a black belt, white knee socks, a black beanie and black knee-high combat boots. She steps on the dock with an confident look on her face.
"Zara daughter of Jasmine and Shawn welcome to the show...are you ready to have fun?" Chris asks her.
"You know it mate, I can't wait to begin competing" Zara says in an Australian accent as she walks down the dock and stands by Ethan.
"G'day mate names Zara" Zara says holding out her hand.
"I'm Ethan, it's nice to meet you" Ethan says shaking her hand as another boat pulls up dropping off another girl. She has beautiful caramel colored skin, wavy waist-length jet-black hair, amber brown eyes, she is 5'9 and weighs 120 lb. She has a beauty mark under right eye and two eyebrows. She is wearing a light blue tank top, white short shorts with a black belt and silver wedges.
"Hello Total Drama…the fabulous Mia Wilkins has arrived" Mia says as she walks down the dock and stands near Crystal.
"Are your parents really Cameron and Eva?" she asks feigning shock.
"I know it sounds weird but they fell hopelessly in love" Mia says, "DON'T QUESTION THEIR LOVE EVER AGAIN!" Mia yells pushing Crystal roughly into the lake as another boat pulls up and drops off two boys and two girls The first girl has fair skin, sky blue eyes, waist-length dark violet hair. She is 6'1' and she weighs 135 lb. She is wearing a Japanese sailor school girl uniform. The top is white while the collar is purple and the tie is hot pink, her skirt is purple and hot pink plaid, she also wears white knee socks, brown shoes and one purple and hot pink striped fingerless glove on her right hand. The first boy has tan skin. Short messy brown mop of hair, dark brown eyes, he is 5'4' and he weighs 122 lb. He is wearing a pale yellow polo shirt with single red and blue stripes over a longer gray button up undershirt, dark blue jeans with multiple pockets and dark olive and yellow sneakers. The second boy has fair skin, dark brown eyes, short messy chocolate brown hair that gives off the messy bedhead look, he's 5'11' and he weighs 140 lb. in slight muscles. He is wearing a white button up shirt covered by a black sweater, tan cargo pants, white knee socks and black and grey hiking sneakers. The second girl has fair skin, knee-length chocolate brown hair with numerous dark violet streaks, dark blue eyes, she is 5'7' and she weighs 210 lb. She is wearing a black spaghetti strap top covered by a black and purple horizontal striped hoodie with cat ears on the hoodie. The hoodie is up. She is also wearing black skinny jeans, black ankle socks and dark grey converse sneakers.
"Violet and Cody Junior twin children of Sierra and Cody" Chris announces as the first two step onto the dock, "And their older brother Emmett and their younger sister Kat".
"Hiya Chris we are so excited to be competing" Kat says.
"Yeah this is going to be so much fun" Violet agrees.
"I'm excited as well, think of all the video games I could buy with a million dollars" Emmett says as he begins fan-girling day dreaming about all the video games he wants to buy.
"Yep and i'm glad to see that all the ladies have arrived" Junior says as he walks down the dock and stands by Mia, "Hey nice iPod" he says reaching towards her iPod.
"Thanks and if you ever touch it i'll bite each of your fingers off one by real slowly" Mia says in a sweet voice, "Do I make myself clear?" she asks him still in the sweet voice.
"C-Crytsal!" Junior exclaims terrified as Annabella walks up to Violet.
"Wait so your name is Violet?" she asks.
"Um yeah why?" Violet asks.
"Because instead of Violet you should call yourself Purple Head cause you head looks like grape jelly, Hey Chris can I get some peanut butter I want to make sandwich" Annabella says laughing.
"You seriously watch Hannah Montana?" Crystal asks appalled.
"Yeah why wouldn't I just because i'm a model doesn't mean I can't enjoy Hannah Montana" Annabella says before Crystal pushes her into the lake as another boat then pulls up and drops off another boy. He has fair skin, he long messy black hair that reaches his shoulders, he has a goatee, he has chocolate brown eyes, he is 5'4' and he weighs 450 lb in fat. He is wearing a olive tee-shirt with a picture of a XBOX controller on it, black cargo pants and rundown black and white sneakers.
"Colton the son of Brick and Sky who pushed him to hard to be an athlete resulting in this mess" Chris states.
"Me a mess?" Colton asks appalled, "I'll have you know I'm an awards winner for eating, video games and ejaculation, I also-" he tries to say before Chris pushes him onto the lake, "Whoa T.M.I dude, T.M.*Bleep*-ing I" Chris states as another boat pulls up and drops off another boy. He has light caramel colored skin, a black buzzcut, he is 6'4' and weighs 387 lb in fat. He has dark chocolate brown eyes and he is wearing a fuzzy blue turtle neck sweater with a picture of a football stitched onto it which was made for him by his mother, black cargo shorts, white knee socks and white flip-flops.
"Derrick here was conceived when Katie and Sadie decided they wanted a baby so they got DJ to a act as a surrogate. Sadie gave birth and her and Katie fattened him up with nothing but sweets and junk food" Chris reveals as Derrick steps onto the dock smiling happily.
"Wow you know so much about me Chris that is so cool EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Derrick squeals excitedly as another boat pulls up and drops off another boy. He is incredibly handsome, he has fair skin, short neatly cut dirty blonde hair that reaches to just below his ears, aqua-green eyes, he is 5'11' and weighs 129 lb in muscle. He is wearing a black turtleneck sweater, a grey dress suit blazer, a dark grey scarf, black dress pants, a black leather belt, black dress socks and shiny black leather dress shoes. He steps onto the dock and begins posing as a trio of paparazzi appear out of nowhere.
"London over here" one calls.
"London who are you wearing?" another calls.
"London are you excited to compete?" the third calls as Chris walks over and sticks a bomb onto one of their faces and presses a button blasting them off into the distance.
"Hey what was that for?" London asks upset.
"London the son Dakota and Sam…welcome to the show" Chris greets him ignoring London who just flips him off and begins posing for the camera. "Okay now that everyone is here..."We need a group photo for the promos. Everyone, on the end of the dock!" Chris waved the Twenty-Two campers over before taking out a camera and jumping onto the bow of the boat.
The teens arranged themselves into three rows facing the camera.
"Okay!" Chris called out. "One, Two, and Three-"he paused for a moment "Oops forgot the lens cap." The camper's smiles started to fade. Pressing the button to remove the cap "Okay, hold that pose! One." The campers kept their smile through the second interruption. "Oh wait the card's full! Hang on."
"C'mon man my face is starting to freeze!" Zachary says impatiently.
"Got it!" Chris announced at last. "Everybody say Wawankwa!"
"Wawankwa!" the campers says in unison, before the weight of the campers caused the dock to snap.
"Okay guys, dry off, and meet me by the fire pit in ten!" Chris ordered, perfectly dry on top of the boat.
…
"This is Camp Wawankwa, your home for this summer!" Chris began. "The campers sitting around you will be your cabin-mates, your competition, and maybe even your friends, ya dig...The camper who manages to stay on 'Total Drama Island' the longest, without getting voted off, will win One Million Dollars!
"Excuse me, Kyle, can I get the cabin with the lake-view since i'm the prettiest?" Annabella asks
Chris looked a little annoyed "Okay Annabella that's not how it works here, and my name is Chris...okay now here's the deal were going to split you into two teams, if I call your name out go stand over there." He pointed to his left, "Kat, London, Crystal, Junior, Mia and Ethan!" Chris tossed them a dark grey banner. "From this moment on you are known as Team Greyscale"
"Aww sweet team name" Ethan says happily
"Okay the rest of you over here!" Chris directed the remaining contestants,
"Colton, Emmett, Derrick, Violet, Zara, and Annabella!" Chris tossed them a coral pink banner. "From this moment on you are known as Team Pinkie Pies". Chris says, "Alright campers, you and your team will be on camera in all public areas during this competition." The scene switched to Chris sitting in what appeared to be a large outhouse. There was fly's buzzing around. "You will also be able to share your innermost thoughts on tape with video diaries, anytime you want. Let the audience know what you're really thinking!" He winked. "Or, just get something off your chest...
Confessionals
Crystal is seen filing her nails.
"I'm quite excited to play this game…I think this will be quite fun. I just hope I don't have to perform in front of anyone…I have strong stage fight which is why me and my mother have a strained relationship" she says before putting on a look determination, "If i'm gonna win this here season I need to play dumb...which might be a little bit difficult...you see I have a high I.Q. and a 4.2 GPA...now I know what you probably saying..."Its not hard to play dumb just act like Lindsay"...actually for smart people its quite hard because you slip up allot and use big words and then the others catch on to you...so I gotta be careful" she says determined.
*static*
Junior is seen smirking.
"I'm just happy to be here surrounded by all these beautiful ladies" he says before his smirk grows bigger, "Now all i've got to do is find the right babe and make her mine, and the best way to do that is to sniff all of their panties and pick the one who smells the best" he says before getting nervous, "Mia won't see this right…I have a feeling she might try to kill me if she saw me sniffing her panties".
*static*
Kat is seen with a look of excitement on her face.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M HERE ON TOTAL DRAMA EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" she says excited, "I just can't believe i'm competing on the show where my parents met, this is just so freaking EXCITING!" she says.
*static*
Mia is seen smiling proud.
"I built a rocket last week that I sent flying into the stratosphere…now its floating somewhere in deep space…thanks to my high intelligence i've been accepted into Harvard a year early…" she says before looking nervous, "The only problem is sometimes I have a hard time controlling my anger" she says embarrassed, "It sometimes gets so bad I black out and after I regain my consciousness I find that i've done something horrible" she says.
*static*
Violet is seen brushing her hair.
"I'm really looking forward to competing this season and i'm really looking forward to finding my very own boyfriend" she squeals excitedly before a look of anger crossed her face, "AND IF ANYONE TRIES TO TOUCH MY SENPAI I'LL KILL THEM!" she yells snapping her hair brush in half.
*static*
Zara is seen crouching down as the confessional is to cramped for her.
"I'm actually really looking forward to competing" she says excited, "Everyone here seems like a good person" she says chuckling, "
*static*
Colton is seen playing a video game on a handheld gaming system.
"I came here to get away from my annoying parents trying to get me too exercise, nards to that" he says before fist pumping, "Awesome level three hundred".
*static*
Derrick is seen squealing in excitement.
"OH MY GOSH EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!, I cannot believe I am here on Total Drama this is a dream come true, EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" he steals excitedly.
*static*
Annabella is seen standing up facing the toilet
"Where is the camera thingy" she says as she begins poking the toilet paper, "is this it?" she asks confused.
*static*
London is seen admiring himself in a mirror.
"Let me cut to the chase i'm here to get famous and I will do whatever it takes to get there" he says with a smile on his face.
*static*
Ethan is seen looking excited.
"Aww yeah man I am so ready to party...this is going to be such an awesome experience I cannot wait...everyone here seems pretty cool...some people seem a little rough around the edges but i'm sure underneath all that their chill like the rest of us" he says taking out his phone and taking a selfie.
*static*
Emmett is seen with a look of excitement on his face.
"I can't believe i'm here on Total Drama, this is like a dream come true" he says, "I wonder how far i'll be able to go as i'm not very good at athletic challenge however i'm very good when it comes to trivia" he says before smacking himself in the head, "I am so going home first".
End Confessionals
"Alright! Any questions?" The host didn't bother to pause for very long. "Cool! Let's find your cabins!"
The scene changed to a shot of two cabins sitting roughly perpendicular to each other, each with two doors and a railed-in porch in front. Chris entered view from the lower left with his back turned, and arm extended towards the cabins. "Greyscale, you're in the east cabin," he turned around and pointed a thumb over his shoulder, "and Pinkie Pies, you're in the west."
The viewpoint switched again to a close-up of a cabin door as it was opened from the outside, showing the layout of the room. A large circular rug lay in the center of the room, and on the back wall was a window and small stool. Both the rug and the curtains lining the window looked shabby and moth-eaten.
On either side of the room were bunk beds; two sets along the right wall, one on the left next to a potbellied stove.
...
The scene transitioned via flash to the outside of another building where the contestants are then seen in the mess-hall getting lunch where they meet Chef Hatchet.
"Listen Up I serve it three times a day and you will eat it three times a day...GOT IT!" Chef yelled.
"God he's as insane as he was on TV" Ethan says.
"What did you say boy...I didn't here you?" Chef asks.
"Um nothing important" Ethan says.
"I bet" Chef says.
"Um my nutritionist says I can't eat white flour, white sugar or gluten" Annabella says as Chef drops brown goop on her plate.
"I don't think you need to worry about that" Kat replies.
"Cool" Annabella says as she runs over and sits next to Lexi who's talking with Violet.
"Hey Chris can we order take out or something?" Ethan asks as a butcher knife flies towards him almost hitting him in the head, "Whoa man its cool...brown goop is delicious" he says as Chef glares at him.
"Its almost time for your first challenge...meet me on top of the cliff in your swimsuits in fifteen minuets" Chris says walking out.
"What do you think he's gonna make us do?" Zara asks curious.
"Don't worry dudette…its our first challenge how hard can it be" EThan says.
...
When then see the contestants in their swimwear on top of the thousand foot cliff.
"Oh shit" Ethan says.
Teams
Team Greyscale: Crystal, Ethan, Kat, Junior, London and Mia
Team Pinkie Pies: Annabella, Colton, Derrick, Emmett, Violet and Zara
Eliminated: N/A