THE RETURN OF COOL HAND LUKE
This is a psychedelic tribute to the movies of yesteryear, and the rock stars of today and tomorrow. Please comment nicely!
On the run from the chain gang, sexy convict Cool Hand Luke ends up on Key Largo. Brian Jones of the Rolling Stones is there, on a secret mission to mercy kill Elvis Presley. Elvis was once a rock and roll legend but is now just a helpless old man in a wheelchair, making long speeches no one can understand. Suddenly US Army officer Lieutenant William Calley appears with a vial of Spanish Flu. The deranged baby killer wants to sell the disease to Mark Rudd and the Weather Underground to infect and destroy America. Sexy young Barnard undergraduate Mary Gordon is sleeping with Mark Rudd, but she's really undercover for the Catholic Church. While Brian Jones wows the crowd with his sexy all-harmonica version of "Moaning Low," Gordon castrates Rudd and grabs the test tube of Spanish Flu, planning to use it against the Church's traditional enemies; the rock stars, the anti-war movement, and the Jews. But Cool Hand Luke challenges her to an egg eating contest. Luke wins easily, saving Elvis, Calley, and everyone else, while Mary Gordon chokes on the yolk and dies.
THE END