2020
wtf man this is the stupidest year to wake up from a coma.
"..."
"Cough."
"WTF MAN." Mami turned and pointed her guns and tits and sayaka, who had coughed, as previously mentioned in this fanfic (MadoHomu, 2020). "You want to die?" Mami growled even though her sleazy eyes continued to be sleazy.
Sayaka glared at mami."Snepai. You got to stop overreacting."
"Yeah." Kyoko agreed since she wanna get laid with sayaka tonight.
"I can't afford to be sick, ok." Mami explained as she sighed, putting her guns back into her cleavage. SHe picked up her hambuger and continued eating in Wacdonalds.
"Why? You can skip school." Madoka said across the table.
Everyone turned to stare at Madoka in disbelief, because madoka is too pure to be tainted by these irrespnsible thoughts—
"So that you fight witches!" mADOKA FINALLy finsihed her sentence.
Everyone smiled because that's more like madoka. Being so selfless and liberal. Wow. what a goddess. (forehshadoowing...)
Homura cleared her throat and picked up her coke (i.e. drink). "I supposed it's because you can't afford the doctor fees?"
Mami sighed. "Yeah— Wait , how do you know that?"
"And since when you even talk about anything besides about Madoka?" kyoko side eye and picked up sayaka's straw for the coke (i.e. the drug) because that's an indirect kiss baby.
Homura shrugged. But inwardly, she knew it had to do with madoka, because madoka's mother's friend's 's neighbour,'s cousin's uncle, is the doctor that Mami always visited. ANd hell he charge very expensive. WHat a yes, this of course got to do with Madoka, but Homura decided to not cmment further, in fear of tainting Madoka's repuation.
"Well," Mami cleared her throat too, so that the topic can go back to her, of course. "I am poor and this witch job aint paying, and my parents are insurance agents but they did not insured themselves because they want to take other people's money and not theirs. So... i'm penniless. I can't afford to get sick."
"SO sad." madoka said, and that's all that she did. So helpful!
Sayaka pat Mami's shoulder, her fingers nearly touching mami's hair springs. "Is there anywhay we can help?"
Mami swatted sayaka's hand away. "Stay home if u sick. and don't come close to me."
"You can come close to me babeh." Kyoko sayd.
"I am kyosuke's." Sayaka reminded kyoko for the first time in this fanfic, but 699 times in the madoverse.
Kyoko smiled. "Ok. gtg guys." SHe picked up her spear and left, because it's time to kill the violin man.
"SO... what is the point of this meet up again?" Sayaka picked up her fries and dabbed it with her coke for the extra salty texture.
"Hm, idk sia." mami looked at madoka. "Maybe well, to meet so we can cotinue to be friends?"
"But we are always friends!" Madoka chimed.
"Yeah." Homura agreed since she wanna get laid with madoka tonight.
"Aw." mami cried. "SO touching."
2 mins later, the mitakaka town mayor annouced a lock down and everyone is to go hom and shut themselves in. Madoka decided to live in Homura's huse because she canot stand to see her mother eating porkchop every twelve minutes.
the next day, madoka swicthed on the huge ass tv.
"Violin man died because of coughing. Please stay home."
"I thought kyoko killed him?" madoka wonder aloud as she sipped onto the cool and hipster dalgona coffee, which reminded madoka at the same time of her brother's hair colour. ew wtf.
Homura shrugged.
Walpurjist night came two months later. but thank god they stayed home so it's ok. they live happy every after.