Chapter 1 – Trippy as Hell.

Summary: I don't really remember what happened last night - basically, I was partying with some friends and then walking to go home... Next thing I know I'm waking up in Traverse Town and inhabiting the body of Sora (KH1) - At least the Keyblade is with me... also, did I mention I was a girl in my past life?

So… how's it going, ladies and gents? I have a question for you all – ever have one of those moments when you feel like fate is screwing you over and there's not a damn thing you can do about it? Well, it's happening to me right now… unfortunately. Also, note to God – you are a huge dick.

Where are my manners though… name's Kelly – a 16-year old teen from the planet Earth… although that's kinda of redundant at this point anymore. I'm no longer back home or anywhere close resembling Earth… instead I'm in complete blackness. Goddamn it…

"Hello…? Anyone home…? HELLO?" I called out yet nobody was around or even acknowledged my presence – where am I…?

This place doesn't really look feel familiar to me at all… OMG, am I dead!? Oh, fuck me… I can't die just yet! I have so much to do and explore – God, you really are a huge dick!

Ugh, this sucks… when I find a way out of this place, I'm gotta really murder the jokester that got me into this mess in the first place! – well, not really like 'killing' but more like making sure that I don't get involved in this bullshit prank again.

So… what happens now? Do I wait for my death to come… or should I try and find a way out of this place…? Odd but I feel like my face is getting licked for some reason… is there a dog nearby?

Suddenly, my entire face was blinded by light coming from nowhere… what's going on- wait, my eyelids are opening – great! Now I can find out where I am!

The first thing that I notice when my eyes opened was the blurry form of a dog that was licking my face nonstop… weird, he seemed so familiar but I can't place my finger on it from where exactly. So, I began to rub my eyes until my vision became clear and then I realized that I was in somekind of alleyway from the looks of it… the dark blue-colored sky and stars shining meant that it was night. Oh, boy… its night and I'm still not sure if my house is very near or not… also, where did the-

The dog continued to lick me as I raised my hands to stop it but it didn't work… it continued to do what it did. I couldn't help but smile at the mischievous pet… I still can't put my finger on why he looks so familiar.

Just then, he stopped leaking me as his droopy-like ears picked up something which made him speed away for no reason. Where was he going exactly? No answers since he was a dog…

Oh, well… no point in answering that question since I still had to find out where I was – first things first, I stood up and stretched myself a bit. Huh… is it just me or does my body feel a bit lankier and less feminine? Also, why does my skin tone slightly tan instead of fair? Plus, when exactly did I start wearing white fingerless gloves with blue, black and yellow straps on my hands?

Okay, there is something definitely wrong with this whole picture… I wake up in an alley with a dog licking me and during the night… odd. Have I been drinking too much at that party that I participated with some of my friends? Probably not cause I don't drink a lot… but still why don't I remember anything?

"Either I drank too much… or I dunno…" I admitted with a sigh before I froze in shock.

Did… did I just sound like a boy? No… no way… last time I checked I was born as a girl and not a boy! What the hell!? Also, it sounds familiar but from where…?

Hmmm… I looked around for a mirror or window to check and prove that I wasn't a boy. Come on, come on… ah, there's a window! Now to find out what I look… like… Oh, fuck me! This… is gotta be a joke! It just has to be a joke!

I looked nothing like a girl or my original self at all – instead, I resembled one of the most familiar characters in the video game franchise: Sora! – specifically, the KH1 version of Sora.

Holy… mother… of God! How'd this fuckery come to pass and more specifically why!? Ugh, I swear to whoever is out there… I will find you and I will rip you a new one! Goddamn it…

My beautiful short orange hair and blue eyes are gone… instead, I now had brown-colored spiky hair and completely crystal baby blue eyes just like Sora. Not just my appearance but my attire too – his signature red jumpsuit with puffy shorts and the zipper that ran down the front along with the whitish-black over-jacket. The yellowish-black clown shoes with belt-straps holding that held them closed while the lower portions were grey and ended with a small triangular patch of blue. Fingerless gloves… crown-chain accessories, the blue belt with the chains attached to it… everything was there.

Goddamn it… how'd this come to happen? Why was I looking like a copy of Sora from Kingdom Hearts 1… it doesn't make any sense whatsoever! Damn it all to hell indeed…

Whelp, if I had to become someone… at least its Sora… plus, I really loved his KH1 looks – so baby-like and cute… wonder why of all people I was the one that became him though?

As I crossed my arms to wonder… I froze as a thought popped into my head… oh, lord… no… it couldn't be… if I was Sora, did that mean…? No… there's no way I'm in the game… no freaking way!

Finding an exit out of the alleyway quickly, I soon found myself in a familiar world and my mind blocked completely… No freaking way… TRAVERSE TOWN!

OMG… I'm in Traverse Town! That means I'm definitely in the game… fucking hell… now I was truly lost – how'd this fuckery came to be besides me becoming Sora completely? How'd I end up in the hub for those whose worlds were lost to the darkness? I don't really understand…

Looking around, I saw that the First District was just as empty as it was in the game… nothing has changed from the looks of it. Okay, that was awkward of me to say cause I've never been to this world before… only in the game when I've played it.

I froze once more as my eyes widened upon realizing something… I was in the game… as Sora… as the main character… I was in control… not just of my adventure but also my destiny… Holy fucking hell… I can't believe this…

Oh, this is going to be so much fun… but first… a little test. Taking my left hand out, I concentrated as magic appeared around it and before I knew it 'Kingdom Key' appeared in my hand – yep… this day went from awful to good in a matter of minutes.

I can't believe that I'm Sora and I have 'Kingdom Key' in my hands… Oh, hell yes – this is going to be a good experience… Oh, before I forget: with a poof, I dismissed the Keyblade… don't want a moody adult attacking me just yet… you know who you are Squall.

Alright, world – watch out… because Sora is no longer in control! I am and you are officially fucked!

But first… what should I mess around with…? Oh, so much possibilities…

Ah, actually… first things first – need to go and visit Cid at the Accessory Shop to ask about Riku and Kairi (my 'supposed' friends). Then I can begin my mischievous ways…

Also, one thing I'm really going to do is make myself irresistible and tempting towards Kairi and the other Princesses of Heart. So many women to score… except for Alice cause I have my limits.

Right… here we go: with a deep breath released, I walked over to the Accessory Shop and stepped through the doors in order to meet the Gummi Ship engineer and owner properly…

Author's Notes: Here's another extra special trash fic which stars one of my OCs Kelly into a reincarnated version/self-insert as Sora. This story is inspired by 'I woke up as a Nobody' and 'Tell me that I'm Real' KH OC self inserts over on AO3.

What you shall expect from this is Kelly/Sora being a real bitch; lots of flirting and shit being fucked up by her-and-her alone… Plus, her knowledge of the games will be quite useful in battle and during the adventure. Also, she ain't no pushover… so don't anger her or else. Interestingly, she is gonna give Ansem a push for his money…

BTB, this story won't exactly follow the proper canon-wise to the actual game… expect the plot and characters to be way too different. My brain and imagination are extremely unpredictable… so watch out!

Enjoy and read it with caution – I can't promise you that you will feel safe from my evil mind. I'm serious – XP

Happy reading!