HELLO ALL! WELCOME TO MY FIRST EVER FANFIC (Name below). MANY OF US LOVED THIS SHOW. SO I CHOSE THIS. HOPE YOU ENJOY IT AND GIVE ME YOUR REVIEWS!
I DO NOT OWN TOTAL DRAMA OR ANY OF THEIR CHARACTERS, THOUGH I WISH I COULD.
TOTAL DRAMA MAYHEM
"YO! Guess who's back again…" the sadistic host the one and only Chris Mclean said standing on the dock of shame looking at the camera. "I know y'all missed me. I'm back with yet another season of awesome and fun challenges. Well fun and awesome for me I mean. Haha" and he starts laughing like a maniac.
The camera then turned to the campfire pit which looked like the one in Wawanakwa, "I know what you're thinking. No this isn't the real Wawanakwa. We only remade it with some extras like a VR room, All kinds of sports fields, Paintball arena, more disgusting food ,wild animals and other creatures you I haven't heard of before." He said with a smirk.
"This season 31 campers return. One of them will be eliminated before the teams are formed. They are from the first 5 seasons cuz I couldn't care less about Pahkitew. Haha. The camper who's the last one standing wins the million big ones. Who will win this season? Well find out here on TOTAL... DRAMA… MAYHEM..."
"As usual, this time we tricked the campers saying that they won a trip to the Seychelles. I can't wait to see their faces."
The first boat arrived at the dock of shame. It was Noah.
"Sup Noah dude." Chris said.
"Oh yay. It's another season. Great, woohoo." Noah replied sarcastically.
"You really missed torturing me and the others huh?" he asked
"Yup. I was born to create drama in T.V. so I had to get in business and also its fun to watch your faces when you get tortured." Chris replied.
"Nice." Noah replied and stood to one side.
"Ok here are our BFFL's" Chris said "Katie and Sadie!".
They got off the boat and seeing Chris they were happy. "Ohmygosh Katie we're gonna be on TV again". "I know right." Katie said and both of them went "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee".
Avoiding them Chris said confused "Ok next up it's the prarie boy Ezekiel and the two geeks Cody and Harold."
Harold said "Yes! Another season to show off my rad skills and get redemption". Cody replied "Same here."
"Eh, I won't get booted off first again right?" Ezekiel said. To which Chris said
"I dunno dude, just hope. Try not to give any sexist comments. Oh and stopping picking your nose man."
"Oh sorry" Ezekiel said.
"People C'mon. Show devastation, disappointment, anger something like that. Don't be happy and excited. I need ratings. Only then I can get my first episode bonus." Chris screamed.
"Dude! Chillax man" Geoff said as he DJ and Bridgette jumped off the boat.
"Welcome back guys." Chris said.
DJ said "Man. I was thinking why this place looked familiar."
"I told Geoff that this might be Chris again. He didn't listen." Bridgette said looking at Geoff.
"How was I supposed to know that?" Geoff said.
"Better reaction this time. Let's hope for more."
Suddenly someone came from under the dock to the top scaring DJ as he screamed "Sea Monsterrr".
"Sea Monster? Where?" the person said.
Chris shouted "Sierra! You should come in your boat when I give it a signal!"
"Oh! That's ok the boat's coming. I jumped off cuz I saw my Codykins in the previous boat. I thought I could swim and reach." She sees Cody, runs and hugs him. "Oh Codykins I missed you so much!"
"Ya me too Sierra. I guess." Cody said out of breath.
"No devastation or anger but the entry was good. Guess that's good enough." Chris said. "That's our first 10 contestants."
The next boat arrived carrying Izzy and Leshawna.
"Oh no! Not again. I got fed up in season 2 itself! Why am I even here?" Leshawna screamed. "Now that's the reaction I want!" Chris laughed aloud.
"He hasn't changed one bit huh" Lesahwna said. To which Chris nodded.
"Hey did Sierra reach? Cuz she jumped off the boat and started swimming. That was sooo cool. I should try doing that. Anyways hi everyone Explosivo's back." Everyone returned back to greeting.
"Yup! She's here." Chris replied. "Here comes Gwen, Courtney and Lindsay on the deck and Tyler water skiing." Chris said "Hope he wipes out again."
And he did get wiped out. But he fell on Chris. Everyone laughed. "Silence! Ow! It wasn't funny! Ow! Dude! watch it." Chris said as he tried to get up.
"Oh sorry man." Tyler said.
"Anyways Gwen, Courtney and Lindsay.. welcome back." Chris greeted.
"How many times have you scammed us? My lawyers are looking for a lawsuit. So that I can sue you." Courtney said confidently.
"Here we go again.." Gwen said facepalmed.
"You know, you aren't the only one who have lawyers. Oh and I never forced you guys to come. You won a prize, Its your decision to take it or not. So you know you can't do anything. Plus I'm pretty sure you didn't check it was a scam did you?" Chris explained. Courtney was angry hearing this "You won this time Chris but not again."
Chris didn't show any sign of concern to this and turned to Lindsay.
"Why do you look sooo familiar? Are you the one on that came for babysitting at my house?"
"No. I don't do babysitting. And I am Chris Mclean. If it rings a bell."
"Oh right. Ya I remember now."
Looks like Lindsay hasn't changed a bit too." Leshawna said to Tyler to which he nodded.
"Our first 16 teams have arrived at camp. Time for the next 16." As the camera zoomed to the next boat.
Beth, Eva, Jo and Lightning jumped onto the dock from the boat.
"Sha-NO. Not another season of this. Sha-Lightning wants out of here."
"Shut up you piece of Sha-it" Jo screamed "So this is Seychelles huh Mclean?"
Jo asked cracking her knuckles.
"No... But for you guys it is. HAHA." Chris said. Jo threw a handbag at the host but he ducked on time and the bag hit Noah on the face.
"Well, Thank you for your heart warming greeting" Noah said sarcastically.
"No mention" Jo replied.
"Beth!" "Lindsay" Both of them screamed and hugged each other. "It's been so long since we saw each other" Beth said. "I know right." Lindsay replied.
"Ok. So you remember Beth and not me huh Lindsay?" Chris asked.
"Nobody cares to remember you Mclean." Eva said as she dropped her bag of dumbbells on Chris' foot. "Ouch! That hurt!" He screamed.
"You deserved that for whatever you did to us all these seasons." Gwen remarked. Everyone nodded. Chris ignored her. Just then the next boat was coming to the dock. "Here comes the next boat." He exclaimed as Justin, Cameron, Mike and Zoey came onto the deck and were surprised to see Chris. Cameron was frightened "Not this again. I had enough drama in season 4 itself". Zoey tried to console him by saying that it might be something like a reunion hopefully.
"Nope it isn't a reunion, Zoey." Chris said smiling "You're only in another season that's all." She sighed. Mike consoled her, "At least we're in this together." She smiled. "Ya..Ya.. Ok he's sweet blah… blah… blah…. People I'm on a time limit to finish all these intros. Do all your "I care for you" and all that later." Chris shouted. "Just chill out man" DJ said.
"Get me out of here! I thought I could sunbath in Seychelles and go back to modelling. I'm gonna be hideous again. NOOOO!" Justin yelled. "Can't do anything about that dude." Chris replied to which the male model showed an expression of disgust.
"There's the next boat. Scott, Dawn, Dakota and Owen are the next four" Chris said as they got off the boat. Yet again he ran to Chris and crunched him in a hug. "Hey Chris did you miss me? Oh hey everyone! So awesome to see you guys again!" said an excited Owen as he put the host on the ground. "Noah, buddy!" he said as he ran to Noah who immediately retracted "No! No hugging." He said. "Oh c'mon just once."
"NO!"
"Oh okay" Owen said. But a second later he hugged him.
"Why am I getting crunched a lot today?" the host yelled. "Why am I here?" Scott asked. Chris didn't pay attention. "Not for anything good my friend cuz his aura's showing all darkness." Dawn said. "You don't need to be an aura reader to say that you know…" Dakota replied. Everyone giggled. "Ok that's enough making fun of me." Chris shouted. "Ok. So, 3 more to come. Oh here comes two more."
"Hola amigos" said the Spaniard Alejandro.
"Hey where's your girlfriend sugar?" Leshawna asked. "I am not his girlfriend. Heard that Leshawna." Heather stormed. Leshawna giggled.
Chris asked "Then how are you two on the same boat huh?"
"Shut up will ya." Heather said. Chris laughed aloud. "We all she likes me. She won't admit it. Makes her cuter." The Spaniard said. Heather pushed him in the water.
"I knew you guys wouldn't disappoint me. At least some drama. Hahaha" Chris laughed as Alejandro got up to the dock.
"Ok that brings us to the last camper for this season. Here comes number 31, Trent."
"Actually… number 31 and 32." said Trent. "What do you mean?" Chris asked.
Everyone was surprised to see the last camper. Trent announced "Here's number 32… Duncan."
On seeing Duncan everyone was all "what the heck", "how", "when" and all.
"I made sure he got at least 4 years in jail" Chris remarked. "How did he get out so quickly?"
"Well, they reduced my jail period to 2 years when they came to know I blew up your mansion." Duncan said. "So I'll thank you for that."
"Dude's got reputation eh?" Ezekiel said which made everyone laugh out loud.
"Zeke with them jokes, man" Geoff said and gave him a high five.
"How did you know about "Seychelles Holiday"? Chris asked air quoting.
"I told Duncan about that. I used to go and visit him when he was in jail. He told me it's probably from you again." Trent said.
But Chris looked happy. "Anyways you got me some drama this episode. Thank you for that. I can now sense epic drama and ratings coming. YES!"
"Same old Mclean huh?" Duncan said to rest of campers. Everyone nodded.
"Ok. So since all our campers have arrived, let's go to the campfire pit." Chris said. "Ok. Before we begin. Are y'all dumb to believe that you can go to Seychelles in a boat all the way from Canada? Hahaha!"
"Some of us already knew it was you and we came because of someone." Bridgette said as she looked at Geoff. He sighed "Sorry Bridge. I told you already that I didn't know."
"Ohhk! So campers this is gonna be the place where most of you will be getting the boot." The host said smiling. "We made one slight change. Instead of giving you marshmallows, we'll be giving you badges."
"WHAAAT! NO MARSHMALLOWS?! What's the use of a campfire ceremony without MARSHMELLOWS? Now the whole campfire thing has lost all meaning! How could you Chris HOOOOOWWWW?" Owen bawled as he shook the host.
"I kinda agree with him" said Beth.
"Yeah man, marshmallows are the best thing" said Cody.
"Ya.. ya….We had to have some change this season so just deal with it. " Chris said after Owen left him.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Owen screamed.
"Moving on… So 32 campers only 1 winner takes the 1 million dollars." Chris said. "Now let's..."
"How about the teams?" Heather asked. Chris said with an annoyed look on his face. "First of all, DO NOT INTERRUPT ME! And we'll be making the teams now. There's gonna be two teams this season… 16 each."
"Oh really? I thought it's gonna be 30 against 2 genius." Noah said sarcastically.
"You want me to do that? You know I can change the rules of the game anytime. I might as well do that but I need equal game. So I won't." Chris said.
Noah rolled his eyes. "Just continue will ya" Jo said.
"So when I call out your names go and stand to the right. So the first team will have.." the host said.
"DJ, Dawn, Ezekiel, Trent, Duncan, Harold, Zoey, Noah, Katie, Sadie, Jo, Mike, Tyler, Geoff, Eva and Lindsay. You will be named as the "Growling Tigers"."
"Nice." Harold exclaimed.
"I'm a tiger!" said Ezekiel.
"Now team 2." The host said.
"Leshawna, Heather, Gwen, Courtney, Alejandro, Cameron, Cody, Sierra, Justin, Owen, Izzy, Scott, Lightning, Dakota, Bridgette and Beth. You will be christened as the "Raging bulls"."
"It's better than Gophers and Bass anyways." Courtney said. Chris shrugged.
"It's quite late now so we won't do the first challenge today. Take rest. Bulls can take the cabins on the right and tigers take the left." Chris said.
The campers took their belongings and started to go to their respective cabins when Chris called.
"Oh wait. Take a look at the mess hall, have your dinner and go." Chris said.
"Oh no Chef's food!" Cody shrieked.
As the campers went inside the mess hall, they were left stunned.
Bacon, bread, eggs scrambled, omelettes, Pizza, veggies, drinks of all kind were aligned on the table.
"Am I in heaven?" Owen asked with his tongue out make a pool of saliva on the floor.
"Since today's arrival day, I thought let's give y'all real food for once." Chris said.
"THAAANK YOUUU!" Owen screamed as he gobbled up 5 bacon sticks."Mmm!DELICIOUS!"
"You got my respect for once Chris. This food is amazing." Gwen remarked.
"Did Chef make all this?" Dakota asked surprised.
"WHAT HUH? You got a doubt about that? Think I can't make good food? HUH?!" Chef Hatchet screamed.
"I.. I meant you're an amazing cook. I didn't mean you're bad all these while." Dakota replied.
"It better be. Or else you'll know." Chef said.
Trent and Geoff raised their hands before drinking their beverages "To Chef!" and everyone else shouted "TO CHEF!"
Chef crossed his arms and nodded with a smirk and went back to the kitchen.
"So campers eat your heart out today. Your challenge is waiting for tomorrow." Chris said as he left the hall.
"I have a bad feeling of what he said right now" said DJ.
"I agree. His aura didn't seem to be telling the truth." Dawn replied.
"Chill man. Here, have a pizza." Duncan said and passed Dawn and DJ a pizza each.
The campers finished off their welcome dinner and went to their respective cabins.
(Tigers Cabin)
"We're back in camp again bunny." DJ said to the same bunny, who was in a cage, he got from Wawanakwa.
"Do you take bunny everywhere you go?" Harold asked.
"Bunny's always with me. I feel some kind of confidence when he's around." DJ replied.
"I'm surprised Chris gave us good food" Mike said, "I guess he's up to something."
"Its quite obvious dude. Everytime Chris does something good to us, the next day is gonna be pretty bad." Harold replied.
"Whatever man. Night dudes. I'm happy with our guys' team. Got all my bros in here" Geoff said as he fist bumped Duncan who was wearing his headphones. Noah was reading a book. Trent and Ezekiel were asleep. Tyler then switched off his Nintendo, said goodnight and turned off the lights.
"Oh come on! I was about to finish this book." Noah said.
"Just go to sleep bookworm" Duncan said.
(Tigers' Female cabin):
"They have all the strong people. How's that even fair?" Jo yelled.
"What? You afraid of them?" Eva asked picking up a dumbbell.
"You think?" Jo shouted.
"It's ok girls. C'mon, we're a team." Zoey said.
"Zoey's right Jo. Your aura is showing all fire. So cool down a bit." Said Dawn.
"Maybe your right. Night everyone." Jo said and everyone reciprocated.
Katie and Sadie were already asleep.
(Bulls' female cabin):
No one in the female cabin was getting any sleep because of Heather and Courtney.
"Listen you no good of a "CIT". I take top and you take bottom. Heard that." Heather said.
"No one gives me orders. And I take top." Courtney said.
"Shut up you two." Gwen shouted.
"Guys pick a brush. Longest brush on top, Shortest bottom." Beth suggested.
"Fine" Heather replied.
Courtney picked the longer one and got the top bunk.
"Told you not to mess with me Heather." Courtney said and climbed up. Heather gave out a sigh lied down.
Surprisingly everyone in the bulls' male cabin was fast asleep except Justin who was listening to music on his pod.
The camera turned to Chris standing on the dock of shame.
"New season. Some old and new challenges. New island. Never a new host. Haha. We do our first challenge tomorrow. So see you in the next episode of TOTAL…. DRAMA…. MAYHEM…."
HELLO EVERYONE! This is my first ever fanfic and I wanted it to be total drama cuz it's one of my favorites. I would really appreciate your support.
I might take some time in writing the next chapter but it will come soon. So until then, BYE!