Part 1
-LEAF VILLAGE-"Team Seven will be Naruko Namikaze, Satsuki Uchiha, and Haru Sarutobi. Your Jonin sensei will be Rin Hatake. Wait, for your instructor to show up and get you."
Two pairs of eyes shifted to the back of the room, specifically to the blushing and drooling, sleeping brown-haired boy with looks of annoyance and disgust, respectively.
"Hinata-chan come over here away from that bastard and join me and Shino, our sensei is here," Kiba yelled across the room to the scarlet-faced Hinata.
Hinata sent a side glance to her years long table mate and bowed her head in farewell to the sleeping boy, "An…o goodbye Haru-kun good lu..ck," she stuttered.
"No Konohamaru, you can't steal my pimp juice, I'm saving that for Naru-chan," Haru muttered reaching his palm out accidentally grabbing at Hinata's breast, making the girl faint on the spot, shocking everyone present.
"You horny monkey!" Kiba yelled out, marching to the boy. Only to falter when he saw Haru's hand squeeze in slow motion and witness Hinata's blush multiply tenfold. Lucky bastard.
"Mm c-cup, Hinata-hime?" Haru whispered in his sleep, smiling widely and creepily.
He was awoken from his slumber when he was yanked up out of his seat by an angry Kurenai.
Fuck..
"Hey there, aunty," Haru drawled before his inevitable beat down.
Naruko watched with a dry expression as he struggled in the firm grip of the Jonin. Why'd she have to get the pervert? Not to mention, why'd it have to be the one and only person she ended her friendship with? Her father hated her, she decided.
Satsuki rolled her eyes at the entire event, but cracked a slight smirk at the beating the dead last received. She wondered why the Hyuga heiress was so lenient and friendly with the creep.
"I bet her family doesn't know that she's friends with him?" Satsuki thought to herself, putting her head down on her table, waiting for their sensei to show up.
This couldn't get worse, right?
Naruko's dry expression turned even more dry when the boy's uncle, Asuma entered the place demanding to be informed what had happened. And then joining in on punishing the boy after being told he groped the Hyuga heiress.
It couldn't get wor…
Then her sensei, a brown haired woman with purple squares on her cheeks entered the room calling for her, Satsuki and the beaten Haru. She then tried to make Asuma and Kurenai put the little pervert down to no avail.
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So, tell me about yourselves, I want to know your names, likes, dislikes and dreams. You first Mr. Popular," Rin stated, clapping her hands together with a cute smile on her face.
Grinning Haru ripped off his bandages letting them fly off the roof and stared into his sensei's eyes. Finally, someone besides Hinata, who recognized his greatness.
"What's he doing?" Naruko whispered to her rival, confused by Haru's sudden pause.
Satsuki shrugged and lightly kicked the boy in the shin, causing him to drop to the floor and rub his leg in pain before looking up to the ravenette.
"More please Hime." He hissed out.
She instead scowled down at him with a disgusted look and took a step back, pulling Naruko with her. Rin smiled awkwardly, this wasn't what she signed up for.
"Please introduce yourself Haru-kun," Rin insisted, tilting her head down to him.
Springing up again he nodded furiously to his now beloved sensei and started, "My name is Haru Sarutobi and my likes are women and Na. Ru. Ko."
To which the girl stated glared and snapped her head to the side choosing to instead look at the village below. What is wrong with him?
"My dislikes are pretty boys and Hinata's family, my dream is to help Naruko with whatever her dream is." Haru finished smiling with his arms behind his head and eyes closed, not seeing the genuine smile that flashed on Naruko's face for a second.
"And to maybe get a harem," Haru added flaring his nostrils.
Naruko glared, Satsuki rolled her eyes, and Rin clapped softly with an equally soft smile on her face, not displaying her true thoughts.
Yep, definitely not what she expected. "Okay sunshine you're up," Rin said pointing to Naruko.
Sighing, Naruko turned to the three and said, "Name's Naruko Namikaze, I like Ichiraku Ramen and the village, I dislike Haru most of the time and the five minutes it takes to make instant ramen, my dream is to become the strongest Hokage ya know."
"Ichiraku, Ramen, and Hokage," Haru listed while writing in his notebook before clapping alongside Rin and Satsuki.
"Okay misses Uchiha, you're up."
Satsuki looked at Rin, "I'm Satsuki, I like tomatoes and my family. I dislike many things, one is a certain dead last pervert," she paused in annoyance hearing Haru write her words.
"My dream is to find and bring home my brother Itachi." She finished cooly, leaning against the railing, looking down to the floor.
"We're meeting at training grounds seven tomorrow at two for the last test. If you pass, you'll be genin! If not good luck next year," Rin said to the three genin hopee's.
Rinn watched each of them leave and then put everything together.
She had a perverted boy who everyone disliked. Her sensei's daughter, who wants to become the strongest. And the young Uchiha heiress who plans to bring back a banished ninja. Minato-sensei hated her. This team was doomed to fail.
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And that's exactly what she told her husband Kakashi while lying together in bed.
Kakashi pulled her close eye smiling, "Don't worry, Minato-sensei told me to drop by and help you whenever, so it'll be no big deal."
Rin smiled and cuddled into his body, "I ordered them to meet at two. Is that going to be a problem? I don't think they'll last long by themselves."
Picking up his icha icha book Kakashi, reveled in the embrace of his loving wife and spoke while reading his smut, "You mean Haru-kun correct?"
Feeling her nod her head, he muttered an okay, and that they'll meet them at three then instead of five like he would have liked.
-Training Ground Seven-
Sitting on a bridge next to Satsuki, Naruko dreaded the inevitable arrival of the perverted Sarutobi. Kami, when was he going to leave her alone and take a hint, it's been years since she last spoke to him on friendly terms.
"Hey idiot, why does the dead last like you so much and not Hinata? She has a bigger chest than you and is cuter than you." Satsuki asked with a smirk on her face. She was taken aback by the somewhat sad look that overcame the blondes face but kept quiet.
"I used to."
"I'm here now!" Haru yelled, interrupting the girl before she could speak dropping in front of the two girls. "Sorry for being so late, Naruko-chan and Hime. Is Rin-sensei here yet? Did I miss the exam!?"
Satsuki seeing that Naruko was one question away from pummeling Haru answered, "No you haven't missed much dead last, but go elsewhere until sensei shows up."
Haru looked to Naruko and saw that she had a dejected expression on her face and then glanced to Satsuki and gulped in somewhat fear at the look she was giving him.
"Ok Hime," Haru muttered, backing away from the two. He made his way over to the other side of the bridge and sat down with his journal in hand.
Satsuki smirked at the obedient boy and then laughed at Naruko who had a forced smile on her face. "Just let me know when you want some space idiot, he'll listen to me."
Naruko nodded and then peered at him as he wrote away in his journal. It startled her when he peeked up and beamed at her waving. Turning her head away, she decided to just ignore him for now like Satsuki would do.
It was a long and agonizing thirty minutes before their sensei showed up alongside a tall white haired man.
"Yo," was all she said, as she made her way over to the bridge the three were on, with Kakashi silently following behind with his face buried in his book.
"Your late!" Naruko shouted out with Satsuki nodding along to her words. Haru dashed to the masked ninja with stars in his eyes and announced, "Is that Icha Icha heaven's paradise? Can I borrow it after you please, I haven't read it yet."
"Rin honey, what's this bug on me?" Kakashi calmly stated, looking down at the brown-haired kid hugging his leg. Definitely getting a thousand years of death for that.
"That's Haru-kun, Kakashi be nice," Rin answered before continuing her walk across the bridge. Stopping on the other side Rin cleared her throat and spoke, "Your exam today will be to steal these two bells, one from me and one from my dear Kakashi."
Haru looked up and tried to swipe at the bell tied to the man's pants, but found himself face first in the dirt. Naruko and Satsuki gulped in fear because of not even seeing the eye smiling man slam Haru into the ground. There was no way they would take his bell.
"Exam hasn't started yet," Kakashi said, not moving from his spot above the downed Haru.
"Whoever doesn't get a bell today will be sent back to the academy, Exam starts now!" Rin exclaimed, hopping back into the woods behind her.
When Haru woke back up, he found himself lying below the Icha Icha ninja with the bell. Glancing around, he noticed that Naruko and Satsuki were long gone.
Figures, why would they wait up for me? I'm a one man army after all!
Sitting down crossed legged, Haru looked to Kakashi and asked, "Can I read your book now, Icha-sensei?"
Peeking up from his novel for the first time in an hour Kakashi said, "Sure just tell me why your teammate's left you first."
-END-