Naruto has been working nonstop lately and kind of neglecting his family. He decides he's going to plain a nice romantic night with his wife but doesn't know how to go about it. 'I got it I can just go see if Sai has a book that can help me with this cause he has a book on everything' he thought. So, Naruto walked out his office to go find Sai. As he was looking for Sai, he found him talking to Shikamaru.

Naruto: "Hey there Sai I've been looking for you everywhere"

Sai: "Oh hello Naruto what can I do for you?"

Naruto: "So I've kinda been working a lot lately and haven't really had much time to spend with my wife and I was wondering if you had a book that could help me with that"

Shikamaru started laughing as he heard this come out of Naruto's mouth. Naruto then turned to Shikamaru.

Naruto: "What's so funny Shikamaru"

Shikamaru: "So you're having some trouble in bed Naruto?"

Naruto: "No I've just been so busy lately and I want to make it up to her"

Shikamaru: "And you think a book could help you with that"

Sai: "books can be very informative Shikamaru"

Shikamaru: "Yes that's true but sometime people with actual experience can be a lot more helpful"

Sai: "Well I do have a book that can help but Shikamara is right"

Shikamaru: "So what do you need help with? getting it up? cause they have pills for that"

Naruto: "HA HA HA very funny Shikamara"

Shikamaru: "Sorry. So, what do you want help with for really?"

Naruto: "I don't really know I just want to make it up to her for not really being home lately. So something romantic"

Sai: "Well a nice romantic dinner can help with flowers and candles some rose petals on the bed maybe and you should send the kids out of the night"

Shikamaru: "sending your kids away for the night is right cause they can really be a mood killer and you don't want that. But idk about all that other stuff trying to hard can really kill the mood"

Sai: "Well Ino likes when I do things like that, she usually ends up attacking me when I do things like that and that's really fun. I have the book at home that I got all these tips from"

Shikamaru: "What's up with you 2 wanting sex tips from a book instead of a real person"

Right after shikamaru said that they all turned their head as they started hearing someone walking down the hall. It was Choji and they all looked at him and said hi.

Choji: "Hey guys how's it going"

Sai: "Everything's going good we are just trying to help Naruto with his bed room problems.

Choji: "What are you having some trouble getting in up"
Naruto: "NO! I just haven't really been spending any alone time with Hinata and I want to do something special for her

Choji: "FOOD! Food always gets me going if you know what I mean"

Shikamaru: "I don't advise taking any advice from a guy who masturbates to barbeque takeout"

Choji: "That was like one time"

Shikamaru: "sure only one time"

Choji: "at least I've never has sex in the big conference room down the hall"

Shikamaru: "Choji if you know what good for you, you'll shut up now"

Naruto: "oh my god really who with"

Choji: "Naruto are you really that stupid"

Sai: "Naruto they are talking about Temari"

Naruto "Oh I was just joking of course I knew that ha ha ha"

Choji: "sure you did"

Sai: "so can we go back to the whole Shikamaru and Temari doing it in the conference room"

Choji: "Oh yea they've done it in lots of rooms in this building"

Shikamaru: "Choji please shut up"

All of a sudden, they hear some people walking and talking around the corner. As soon as they turned the corner, they saw it was Shino and Konohamaru.

Konohamaru: "hey guy what's going on over here"

Sai: "we were talking about Naruto's bed room problems but now we are talking about all the places in this building where Shikamaru and Temari have had sex"

Konohamaru: "Is it some kind of performance problem or something. WAIT did you just say Shikamaru and Temari had sex in multiple places in this building?!

Naruto: I DON'T HAVE PERFORMANCE PROBLEMS! Apparently, they had sex in the big conference room down the hall"

Shino: "Well this is not a conversation I wish to be a part of so good bye Konohamaru we can finish our conversation tomorrow. Good bye everyone else"

Sai: "So Choji what other places have they had sex in this building"

Shikamaru: "can we please stop talking about that and get back to Naruto's problems"

Choji: "They did it in the records room, that bathroom that you have to lock or it won't stay close, The library, a couple of the broom closets, oh and the Hokage's office"

Naruto: "WAIT WHAT you and your wife fucked in my office"

Choji: "Technically it was Lady Tsunade's office when that happened"

Shikamaru: "Can we please stop talking about this"

Konohamaru: "wait what I thought you two started going out after that land of silence mission"

Choji: "No that's just when they finally admitted that they liked each other. They've been fucking since they were teenagers"

Shikamaru: "Can we just go back to talking about Naruto and his problems"

Choji: "Oh how could I forget they also fucked in Gaara's office too"

Sai: "So you two did it in the Hokage's and Kazekage's office"

Naruto: "Damn you two were really horny teenagers"

Shikamaru: "At least I know where the vagina is unlike you do Naruto and I don't jack off to barbeque pork like you Choji"

Choji: "Oh come on that was like one time"

Naruto: "Hey I know where the vagina is, I do have 2 kids ya know"

Shikamaru: "After I had to tell you because you were afraid that you were gonna go in the wrong hole. I basically had to explain the whole female anatomy to you so you wouldn't be clueless on your wedding night"

Sai: "Naruto use to be so clueless"

Right after Sai finished talking someone down the hall yelled "hey guy". It was Temari and Ino.

Ino: "Hey everyone what's going on over here"

Sai: "Hello honey we were talking about Naruto's bed room problems, then about all the rooms in this building where Shikamaru and Temari had sex, and now we are talking about how Choji likes masturbating to barbeque pork"

Ino: "Oh yea I forgot bout how he uses to jack off to pork, wait rooms I thought they only did it in the conference room that one time what other rooms have they done it in"

Temari: "How about we change the subject. So Naruto what kind of problems are you have? Are you having trouble getting it up or maybe Henata not being satisfied or did you forget where the vagina is?"

Naruto: "I don't have problems getting it up and I always satisfy my wife and I have 2 kids so I know where her vagina is"

Ino: "Are you sure about that?"

Naruto: "Yes I know what it looks like when she's enjoying things if you know what I mean and she always enjoys it"

Temari: "I doubt that"

Naruto: "How would you know you're not there? I know she does cause I know what you look like when she does"

Ino: "Well Naruto over the years us girl have mastered the art of faking it"

Naruto: "I think I would know if she was faking it"

Temari: "Hahaha you think so cause I've faked it many times in the past and no guy would have ever guessed"

Ino: "Sometimes you just got to fake it to make the guy feel like he did a good job"

Sai: "Have you ever done that to me?"

Ino: "Do you really want me to answer that question?"

Choji: "HAHAHA So I'm guessing that's a yes"

Ino: "I wouldn't be so cocky if I were you Choji cause your wife is the queen of faking it"

Choji: "No she isn't is she"

Shikamaru: "HAHAHA It's okay Choji no one is perfect"

Sai: "So by the sound of that Shikamaru you think you could tell if Temari was faking"

Shikamaru: "Yes cause if she's not in the mood she tells me"

Temari: "Oh Shikamaru don't get cocky you're not perfect ether"

Shikamaru: "What do you mean? You will look me straight in the eyes and say NO"

Temari: "That's only when I'm not in the mood to fake it"

Shikamaru: "Wait how often are you faking it how long has this been going on"

Temari: "When you've been with someone for so long things can get a little stale sometime"

Choji: "HAHAHAHA! See you're not perfect ether"

Shikamaru: "Shut up Choji"

Sai: "She probably been faking since y'all were teenagers"

Temari: "See thing were different when we were teenagers"
Choji: "Like how?"

Temari: "Well when we were teenagers sneaking around it was always so exciting. The thrill of hiding it from everyone knowing someone could walk it at any time. When we started dating it was like oh we're together and people who are together have sex so it wasn't a secret anymore and the excitement was gone but the sex was still good"

Ino: "Really? What was one of the most someone could walk in at anytime moments?"

Temari: "We were going some paper work in Gaara's office while he and Kankuro were in a big meeting. As soon as they left, we knew we had about 15-20 mins tops till Kankuro found an excuse to leave the meeting and come bother us."

Konohamaru: "Well this is very interesting and all but how about we get back to helping Naruto"

Ino: "Okay so Naruto do you have any ideas on what you would like to do for Hinata"

Naruto: "Well Sai was telling me a romantic dinner would be nice and maybe some rose petals on the bed"
Ino: "That sounds okay, but really all you know how to cook is microwave ramen and the rose petals thing just gets all over the place and cleaning it up is not fun"

Choji: "why don't you just lay naked on the bed and wait for her to come in I bet she would love that"

Shikamaru: "That's not a good idea I've tried that it doesn't work"

Choji: "What do you mean how could that not work?"

Temari: "Trying to hard like that can be a real turn off"

Choji: "Why?"

Ino: "Its more fun to be spontaneous than having it all planed out. Expectations get set to high and things can go down fast. Then you have to fake like you are having a good time and it becomes more work than fun. Faking an orgasm can be so tiring."

Sai: "Wait I thought you liked when I cooked and made everything so romantic"

Ino: "Oh sweety of course I love all that stuff you do I would never fake that with you"

Choji: "HAHAHA! Seems like you suck too Sai"

Konohamaru: "Wow being married sound like a lot of work"

Ino and Temari: "It is"

Ino: "A virgin like you would never understand"

Konohamaru: "I'm not a virgin"

Choji: "sure you're not"

Temari: "Let's get back to Naruto okay. So, Naruto just take her out to a nice dinner have a nice conversation and then go home and have sex. You don't have to do anything over the top. Just spending time with you will do the trick."

Naruto: "You think so"

Ino: "We know your wife and we know what she likes. It will work. Don't forget to send the kids to their grandfather for the evening so if y'all want y'all can make all the noise y'all want."

Temari: "Naruto next time you need help with anything like this come to us these guys don't give good advice"

Naruto: "thanks I will. Now I'm off to take my wife to dinner and hopefully have sex afterwards"